Oh, if anyone's messaging me on here, I can't see it. The age verification email never shows up, so no DMs for me until that's resolved. Thanks, Albo.

Salt and vinegar, because ketchup on fries is an abomination unto the Lord. Full credit to the Americans for pioneering the PB&J, though.

Call me nuts, but I think arming vigilante groups is a bad idea, and I'm troubled that not only is it on the list of options, it seems to be near the top.

Worth reporting and blocking. Whether they're deliberately spreading disinfo or just bugfuck nuts, this isn't an ally you want.

I love reading historical plaques. Oh, this joint used to be a wool warehouse? Fascinating. Tell me more.

Yeah, fuck John Ford, I guess.

It's just kind of a boring take, chief.

I've mellowed *considerably* in the last couple decades and I still ended up telling some kids to shut the fuck up in Avatar last week.

BBQ Continuum

Right now my horror novel BEDFELLOW is on sale for $1.99 on Kindle and Bookshop. I have no idea how long the sale will last. www.amazon.com/Bedfellow-Je... bookshop.org/p/books/bedf...

Welp, Nancy's gotta go.

Vast improvement tbh

Make a Bond film casual Dr. Meh

"Molti esplosioni etc etc" absolutely sank me.

Who died and made him the Vicar of Christ.

Well, if anyone oughtta know...

Much like my niece here, I am fucking howling.

Parodie, dans le numéro d'août 1988 du zine Pagan News, du topos des articles de journalistes chrétiens s'infiltrant dans des sectes satanistes (Source: Delinquant Elementals: A Pagan News Anthology, de @philh.bsky.social et Rodney Orpheus, Strange Attractor Press, 2025).

You know it smell crazy up in there. (Rescue a cat. It'll save your soul)

First time watch. No expectations. Cried my fucking eyes out.

Boy, do I have good news for you...

#NowWatching #Kurosawa #FilmSky #ToshiroMifune 𝙍𝙚𝙙 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 : 𝟏𝟗𝟔𝟓 : 𝐓𝐨𝐡𝐨 : 𝟏𝟖𝟓 𝐦𝐢𝐧 tinyurl.com/23fyuw6v 𝙒𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨 𝙖𝙜𝙤. 𝙄𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙃𝙚'𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨. 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙚. 𝙃𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙪𝙡𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚. 𝙃𝙚 𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮.

Last chance today!

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

I know one of you has to have a billionaire’s phone number, $1m to save one of the best fossil collections in the country is a bargain. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/s...

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

Still sweating who's doing the soundtrack for Stahelski's remake. I have almost absolute faith in the big lad - he clearly loves Highlander - but it's a make or break question.

Merry Christmas from John Woo 🥲

The short king against whom all others are measured.

It's a Boxing Day Sale! Get any of my books, signed and personalised, sent directly to your home. (They're the same price as always, but that's still a damn good deal for guaranteed entertainment, right?) www.alanbaxter.com.au/my-books/

As ever...

This actually horrifies me on so many levels I can barely think straight.

If anyone's looking for a treat for themselves for the holiday period - I can offer an A4 B&W commission for $95AUD instead of my usual $150 AUD! (I'm trying to scrape together the balance for the Usagi Yojimbo Special Edition 😂)

If there's one thing we can all learn this holiday season, it's that you are 100% allowed to punch David O. Russell back, and at the age of 67 he'll go down like a sack of shit.

Just one of the greatest movies ever made. Merry Christmas. link.tubi.tv/OrGv7u65fZb

Me too

Righto.

Just boosting.

You will be visited by 3 spirits…

It’s not Christmas until I’m in floods of tears over Beat Takeshi

Lo, Hrodulf the red-nosed reindeer – That beast didn’t have unshiny nostrils! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer in Anglo Saxon meter: allthingslinguistic.com/post/1359368...

Today is the day a very special man was born, sent to us many years ago to tell fantastic tales and bring messages of peace and understanding. Happy birthday Rod Serling!

Believe me, any fuckin asshole can have a bunch of kids.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was destined to wear the crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. But that is another story.

sequel to The Thing that's just Kurt Russell and Keith David fist fighting for ninety minutes. you never find out if either of them is the thing

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

Hard to beat.