I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

I had friends over and ran the smoker for a full day beforehand and all this morning and everything turned out nice and my friend gave me a bunch of Japanese records and we played a board game and I made cocktails and tell you what, how good are friends

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. So either it’s going to be party time, excellent, or a big corporation is going to try and buy my creative output, crush me, then steal my girl.

Well, that’s the last time I try to brine chicken overnight. Twice in the last month, when I’ve taken it out of the container in the morning, it’s literally gone green and has a horrible smell. Maybe Australia is the wrong climate for it.

trans rights are human rights you fucking jackals

How your email finds me

How your email finds me

“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.”

I put on Combat Rock, realized I’ve never listened to this album in its entirety, so never got the joke from MST3K’s “Catalina Caper” where they tease Lakopolous with “slamdance cosmopolis/do the worm on the acropolis” like Ghetto Defendant. Is this what @wolter.bsky.social feels like all the time?

Pro wrestlers too. Be told.

The best thing ever in question

This morning at the dog park, a Scottish lady with a staff mix named Flint decided that my spotty hound dog being named Choc Chip was the best thing ever, and if you ever get the chance to see a Scottish person discover what they've decided is the best thing ever, I highly recommend it.

Picked this up in a box of tapes from an op shop and turns out it’s full of bangers! Who knew??

I’m an artist

‘Tis the season.

I am in a fight with eBay in this the year of our lord twenty twenty five

RIP Cary, you were in many, many films

This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”

Zerr ist always money is zee Bananenstandle 2.0

See? See??

“They say this movie is getting old!” “How old IS it?” “It’s so old, the Thing was a twink!”

Feed the Animals by Girl Talk is a perfect album.

My nemesis: waking up my computer, and then in the moment it takes to bring up the enter password screen I look away for just long enough that it goes back to sleep, and I have to wake it up again

I named my fists Rosencrantz and Guildenstern cause they're never quite where the action is

Let’s unscramble my brain a little: for the next 30 minutes, reply to this post and I’ll write your username in cursive. Feel free to share, but I’ll need to close entries in 30 minutes or I’ll be here all day. #CursivePosts.

Our Curse of Strahd DM @euchrid.bsky.social ran a one-shot of @gshowitt.bsky.social’s Eat The Reich & it was a hoot & a half. We were vampire commandos cutting a swath through occupied Paris! It fully ruled. Here is Alex showing us the cyborg Nazi werewolf we turbo-murdered in Hitler’s airship.

Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing

Hiro, singing along to the radio: 🎶I’m blue, imma beat up a guy, imma PEE ON A GUY, imma eat apple pie🎶

Inventing a Shoresy in my head to tell me to take my meds “Take your meds, ya dumb fuck, you wanna be useless all day?? Ho-Lee shit, are you useless. You wanna be a plug or do you wanna do the work? Give your fuckin’ meds a tug.” (It worked, too)

“Forgetting a dose of meds and work stress make lucas something something” i type into my phone at 5am while sitting at the kitchen table and staring into the middle distance

🎶 My bitch a choosy lover, never fuck without a rubber/Never in the sheets, like it on top of the covers🎶

Me: my lower back hurts, better get out my foam roller My dog: great idea boss, what if I waited until the least opportune moment, then put all 30 kg of myself on top of you and we have a party on the floor Me: ow

Flash Fact: I’ve owned nearly every iPhone since the 4, upgrading in the second year of my phone contact to get the new one… until the 16 and 17. Because the only thing they can offer anymore is a chip that’s one number higher and a sticker that says “MOAR AI CRAMMED INSIDE”.

H: “Dad, why do people get grey hair?” Me: “Well, as people get older, their hair follicles get tired and stop putting out colour and the hair goes grey as it grows.” H: “Oh! Just like you when you’re tired! You just give up. Hey mum, why do you have grey hair?” K: “Because of YOU.”

There is a specific pain when a song you discovered on your own & liked for years turns up in media & now everyone knows it from that. My instant examples are Jack White’s cover of U2’s “Love Is Blindness” (then used in the Great Gatsby trailer) & Noah & the Whale’s “5 Years Time” (now in Superman).

It’s funny, going to Japan in June revitalized my interest in my analogue camera gear, but despite that, I’ve barely used what stuff I’d picked up in the last 5 months due to *gestures vaguely* life, work, everything. It’s frustrating to have the money & the interest & the means, but not the time.

“Really? Sell my guitar?! Would you tell Picasso to sell one of HIS guitars??”

I am attempting to go through the 320-plus records in my collection to trade some in and make space on my extremely cluttered shelves and it is hard because I a) listen to them first before putting them aside and b) past!me had great taste. With difficulty, I have put aside… 7.

Did you know that if you see a cluttered and disorganized streetside lending library, with the books all squashed in, you could stop while walking the dog and organize it so everything fits? It’s a free and legal thrill!

As I stopped at a petrol station on my way home to use their ATM to take out $20, then bought a chocolate bar to break that $20 so I could have some coins, I admitted to the guy behind the counter that the whole operation was to get tooth fairy coins for my kid. “You’re my 7th one tonight” he said.

An email, brightly: “Did you know it’s only six weeks til Christmas?” Me:

Huh. I guess the adaptation decided to take it in a… different direction.

The correct follow-up to 2-&-1/2 days of continuous smoking of large pieces of meat is to have a lunch with the in-laws, then load up the neighbours on both sides with plates of brisket, pork shoulder & miso butterscotch burnt ends to apologise for them being downwind of a lot of smoke all weekend.

I got new glasses today & told the guy I was sick of my old ones sliding down my nose, so he adjusted & they don’t slide but then I got a headache because they were hurting behind my ears so I went back to the glasses shop to have them readjusted & they don’t hurt but now they slide down my nose.

Not now, carnivorous death ball

Just got my first “less than 50 days until Christmas!” email.

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."

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