Yes. Please. Thank you.

This is on a post in West Ridge, IL and it is glorious! #EatCaca

The potential. She stings.

Anonymous post (or I’d give credit, of course) - had me laughing

Yup

‘Sup little dude - whatcha thinkin’ about?

Sometimes someone finds my VO demos and I get reminded that I am also still an actor - And I truly appreciate it.

I’ve seen it. Now you do too.

Facts. #cats

My friend Erin is legendary. This was the exchange in the comments section of a post from a Democrat House Rep

Well, I thought this was promoting a cute animated show… Then I scrolled down.

Well this just made my whole morning

Our neighbors left us a bag of catnip on our doorstep once. My wife thought it was mint and boiled it make mint tea. I came downstairs to find all 3 of our cats sitting in a circle, just staring at each other, totally baked.

Happy 15th @wolter.bsky.social . ❤️

Perspective. Current level.

Life imitates Art imitates Life imitates Art imitates Life

This.

Was called a “cool mom” today by other adults and I honestly feel very seen. @wolter.bsky.social

Happy Birthday to the cutest old man I ever did see who alas, will always be younger than me. 💜💙🩷 @wolter.bsky.social

Ready for this buddy film, Disney. #DontLeaveCashOnTheTable #ImJustSaying

My mood. Captured in a cat.

Is she sleeping sitting up? Or just sick of my shit?

I have spoken.

This. Rogue. Bastard.

Seen. Dragged. Chopped up. Blended and poured down the drain. WOW.

P’Ope!

It’s Jordan’s Birthday! This little dude is 7 and can kick all our asses at Connect Four. He also can name every country flag or describe it by color, if you ask. Happy birthday, buddy! @wolter.bsky.social

I’ve decided I need to start finding some joyful resources. These are thoughts or memories I can call up when I’m feeling anxious, stressed, activated, overwhelmed, etc. Here’s one. Feel free to share yours.

Time to get loud. I really hope every one of you who has championed me and @wolter.bsky.social as parents or anyone else you know who is autistic or has an autistic child/sibling/loved one will not allow this to do what I fear is the inevitable. Stand up and fight for all of us. When necessary.

Perfect. No notes.

I honestly would like to return as a house cat.

Awwww points for trying. #Passover

Today’s sensory annoyances: Clothes are stupid. I don’t want to wear clothes. Naked is cold. I don’t want to be naked. Blankets should have sleeves and then just magically not have weight when I have to move in them.

The 6 yr old is an artist! He gets it from watching YOU, Dad @wolter.bsky.social

Hard Grey’s Night Podcast definitely will have an episode next week…I can promise some singing, some natterings on, and definitely some redonculous shambolics all over the place. It’s gonna be a real…thing 😉👍

Conversation with the 6 year old Me: “Buddy, you can’t take Gatorade to school.” Him: “But I need it” Me: “You *need* it”? Him: “Yeah, I need the electricity” @wolter.bsky.social

Hey fun times. So uh…my SAVE student loan repayment application is just…out there in the ether. Being “reviewed” And I just got an email that repayment starts next month. Anyone else about to go into severe debt trying to pay back student loans? www.forbes.com/sites/adammi...

What could go wrong?

I was already going to someone’s version of hell so…

This may be the best thing about my Thursday so far @wolter.bsky.social

Yup.

This adorable opportunist just slow-blinked. At my dinner.

“The causes of autism are unclear. No rigorous studies have found links between autism and vaccines or medications, or their components such as thimerosal or formaldehyde.” STUDIED. PROVEN. WTELF!? MAGA rubes think an influencer knows more than the scientists. www.reuters.com/business/hea...

I need an adult! Filling out new job paperwork and cannot figure out if it’s worth it to add vision/dental or FSA or disability- like I did not learn this shit in school and they make it tough on purpose and like AHHHHHH. I miss my Dad.

This professor-looking-snack is really leaning in to his persona. I’m here for it. @wolter.bsky.social

6 year old again: Him: “Short ways to meet pinballs”🎶 Me: “short..what?” Him: ”Pinball Wizard, Mommy.” Me: “OHH! I think you mean, ‘sure plays a mean pinball’. “ Him: “oh!” Me: “is that what you meant?” Him: “yes! Short ways to meet pinballs”🎶 @wolter.bsky.social

Exchange with my six year old: Him (yelling from the kitchen) “you’re a butt!” Me: “I’m a butt?” Him: “You’re Farts!” Me: “oh! Like Farts Johnson”? Him: “…yep” @fartsjohnson.bsky.social

Fun times at Ridgemont High? Heck to the yes (ok they are also Fast Times, too). Wanna learn about the twin I never met but messed me up at age 19 (same age Jennifer Jason Leigh’s character “Stacy” claims to be in this film!)? Listen to this week’s episode of MMIS! @mmispodcast.bsky.social

Measles fact: I had all my vaccines as a kid. My mom was a stickler and I’m *so* grateful. When I started my internship I got my titers checked. Boy was I shocked to learn my measles antibodies were NOT at the right levels. Immediately got boosters. Get. Checked. Even if you think you’re ok.

This tracks