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https://youtu.be/HHequSk88mM?si=7d4WQDeHRRCgL-8f
I also like hedgehogs and wombats.
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David Quantick
2 days ago
Some people pour soy sauce on their vanquished opponent, but not me. I would never Kikkoman when he's down.
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James OâBrien
3 days ago
Trump's White House & fawning hacks here don't really care about the 0.001% that the BBC gets wrong. They care about all the stuff it gets right.
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Naomi Smith
3 days ago
A good day to resurrect this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaEA...
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90s UK TV Advert BBC Complaints department Julie Walters French and Saunders Eastenders Attenborough
YouTube video by Goldmine Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaEAtZgF7dk
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Mr Roger Quimbly
3 days ago
On the one hand itâs useful to have a reasoned and measured debate on the perceived bias inherent in BBC news, on the other hand Donald Trump is a cunt.
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Moose Allain
3 days ago
As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.
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Ed Davey
4 days ago
Iâve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trumpâs attack on the BBC. The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
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Paul Bassett Davies
4 days ago
You don't know what you've got till it's gone. And you don't know it's gone till you can't find it. And then you can't remember why you wanted it in the first place. And now youâve forgotten what you came in here for.
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fesshole đ§»
4 days ago
Fesshole Live is coming to Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds - get your tickets now! Weâre also taking the show to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and doing Anon Opin in London and Leicester.
https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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mindflakes
5 days ago
I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
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Moose Allain
5 days ago
Itâs ironic to resign over editing a bunch of lies to reflect the truth.
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Paul Bassett Davies
7 days ago
At midnight, order a pizza to the address of a cemetery. Stand at the gate dressed in muddy old clothes. When the pizza arrives, try to pay with a ten shilling note.
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Paul Bassett Davies
9 days ago
Sometimes I miss the old classic black & white silent fireworks.
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Olaf Falafel
10 days ago
Wella shampoo is great but when my hair is full of Grease, I use Wella Wella Wella Huh shampoo.
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10 days ago
Favorite comment I read earlier: "Trump is laser-focused like a small kitten is laser-focused."
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Olaf Falafel
11 days ago
This could be an Irish woman
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mindflakes
13 days ago
Coworkers act like they don't want you to fill their car with stick insects, but secretly they do
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John-Luke Roberts
13 days ago
I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig đ đ· đœ
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The 37th Wombat đđ
almost 2 years ago
You know, I've been thinking. I'll try to put my thoughts into words here: Bimble dance a go go go ooh I wonder if the words casual and casualty are related hey biscuits are nice aren't they I wonder what a biscuit tree would look like especially in autumn if they were deciduous biscuit trees boobs.
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Toby Earle đșđŠ
14 days ago
the former prince will now go by his new name, Andrew Saxe-Offender
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Peter Stefanovic
14 days ago
Elon Muskâs latest tweets inciting violence in the UK should serve as the final evidence needed for the government to take action against the billionaire
www.thelondoneconomic.com/opinion/elon...
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Elon Muskâs latest tweets prove itâs time for the UK government to take action against him
Elon Musk's latest posts inciting violence in the UK should serve as the final evidence needed for the government to take action against him.
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/opinion/elon-musks-latest-tweets-uk-civil-war-399753/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANxZFJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHq6atEO6CnxC0Zqmx8qil1Xa7SfDeCg54Dl6pyBVaBOmnhvMK1K8NON_9gYG_aem_k7pj5HVnMWqTeq93g-0LHg#b1r0we82jsm9q04g25d73h4opcavq3tcw
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Richard Littler
14 days ago
đ§”I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween
#cinema
#graphicdesign
#poster
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Glennyrodge
15 days ago
Following Prince Andrewâs titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, Iâm now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.
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Anon Opin
15 days ago
The Satsuma is the king of citrus fruits because unlike those other lying little bastards, he is actually easy to peel.
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Paul Bassett Davies
15 days ago
On Halloween, unsettle the trick-or-treat kids at your door by congratulating one of them on their highly realistic ghost outfit, while talking to an empty space behind the others.
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trouteyes
16 days ago
Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
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Quite Interesting
16 days ago
In 2018 a Polish environmental charity put a SIM card in a GPS tracker to follow the migratory pattern of a white stork. They lost track with the stork and later received a phone bill for $2,700: someone in Sudan had taken the SIM from the tracker and made over 20 hours of calls.
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Katie Mack
5 months ago
Chatbots â LLMs â do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When theyâre ârightâ itâs because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. Thatâs all.
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17 days ago
Oh itâs much funnier when you know that the animals on the Montreal Cognitive Test are actually lion, rhino, camel, not tiger, elephant, giraffe
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Rich Neville
17 days ago
RIP Prunella Scales. Inimitable, except silently in a dark room with a wig and sunglasses.
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Sir Michael Take CBE
18 days ago
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PhunkyPunk â¶
19 days ago
Advertising is a scourge upon society that provides jobs for otherwise useless people who are only good at lying. Marketing scum hate this fact, because they know it's true.
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Viktor Winetrout
20 days ago
Love means never having to say you're sorry for hiding a lobster in your wife's purse
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mindflakes
21 days ago
Testing out my theory that 1 in 100 garden gnomes will, when thrown, explode on impact like a hand grenade
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Viktor Winetrout
over 2 years ago
Yeah I stole your ape pics. What are you gonna do, draw some police
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Sherrilyn Ifill
21 days ago
So they didnât like the ad. Letâs just post Reaganâs 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube. Over and over. On all platforms (some of yâall are still on X). *1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying âletâs post Reaganâs speech.â
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
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President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
https://youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
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HappyToast
21 days ago
It's almost like putting a narcissistic psychopath with the intelligence and emotions of a 5 year old who has shit his pants in charge was a bad idea.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Anon Opin
21 days ago
You should eat a kiwi fruit fuzzy skin and all. None of this chopping the top off and eating it like a boiled egg nonsense.
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JA Westenberg
22 days ago
Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag âLook how hard my team worksâ no dude youâre just bad at project management. Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless
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Dave Jorgenson
23 days ago
Why does everyone keep calling it âThe Epstein Ballroom?â Please stop repeating âThe Epstein Ballroomâ because it is not called âThe Epstein Ballroom!â Donât tell the news that itâs called âThe Epstein Ballroomâ and please donât repost this!!!!!
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mindflakes
22 days ago
Sorry I'm late, I got startled by a weird-looking duck and threw my car keys at it
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Adam Sharp
23 days ago
Happy World Wombat Day! Sound on to listen to the very soothing munching noises of this chonky wombat...
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God
23 days ago
Trump ordered Treasury employees not to share any more images of his demolition of The White House.
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Thou Shalt Share This Photo Because Trump Doesnât Want You To
He sure as hell wouldnât want you liking this post or subscribing to this newsletter either.
https://www.thegodpodcast.com/p/thou-shalt-share-this-photo-because
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@greenleejw.bsky.social
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www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Inside the illegal eel trade: is there a way to stop Europeâs biggest wildlife crime before itâs too late?
Interviews with experts and key players across four countries reveal why efforts to stop the multibillion-euro trafficking industry have failed â and how to save the endangered fish
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/oct/22/illegal-eel-trade-trafficking-europe-biggest-wildlife-crime-endangered
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derek guy
24 days ago
the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
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Mutable Joe
25 days ago
president macron giving a press conference "The robbery at the Louvre is an attack on the french people, an attack on history, but most of all an NOT NOW CATO"
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She's furrier than I would have expected.
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Anon Opin
26 days ago
Mc Donalds prioritising the delivery drivers is ridiculous. Prioritise those who got off their arses to get their shit food, not the lazy fuckers who can barely get up off the sofa.
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