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dont talk to me or my pensile son ever again

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

Pretty cold take but nobody "abandoned their values" to become a Trump toad. If you give them up that easy they weren't really values were they

The thing about JKR and telling folks not to buy Harry Potter shit is it isn't because we think it can take away her fortune and platform. She's so rich she would still be rich if she never sold another book It is because it is literally the smallest possible hurdle to clear to value trans lives

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

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ope almost missed Harrison Ford’s birthday

Yeah I’m the Lord of the Rings. Like what you wear on a finger, yeah. Not all of them, no—I don’t have jurisdiction over your wedding band there, for instance. It’s just *some* of the rings. How many? Well, boy, I’d have to count… No, it’s not millions, no

This is but one example of how to do so sensitively, not smugly:

You can and should point out that police killing people daily is the "norm" in America. But that doesn't mean you *accept* the normalization of this violence and the way some people rush to smugly point these things out contributes to collective fatigue. Your horror has been stolen from you.

“Your horror has been stolen from you” is a 10/10 sentence.

Joan Sebastian Guerrero. Say his name.

ICE and CBP have lied about EVERY shooting they've perpetrated. 100% of them.

friend: i think we’re being… experimented on me (hitting the food switch even though it keeps shocking me): food

“Once upon a time,” said Frog, “there were two good friends, a frog and a toad.”

you guys need to start reminding me to drink water because i am dehydrated as hell and i think that’s why my head hurts again

Rania Oday no longer smiles like this.

when life hands you lemons say no thank you bc fresh fruits and vegetables are giving people explosive diarrhea rn

you think i’m joking but i need this woman to live longer than me

a 2018 study in the American Journal of Public Health found that between 2012-2018, police were responsible for 8% of homicides where the victim was an adult male. cops are committing a significant chunk of the murders in this country.

someone put a ring of protection around sigourney weaver please

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I'm gonna need everyone to stop acting like women turn into hags the second they hit 30. it's weird as fuck and makes you look like a literal pedophile. women do not look their best at 16. they look 16 at 16.

Grok's auto-translate is taking some interesting liberties

alright put the monkey paw away i’ve had enough

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I never more than two minor inconveniences from becoming this man

sweet wifi

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Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

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alright put the monkey paw away i’ve had enough

I'm not seeing anyone speaking ill of Sam Neill, because he was a good man who harmed no one and brought joy to many RIP to a real one

rip sam neill, event horizon still scares the shit out of me

New Illinois law allows barbers, cosmetologists to 'earn and learn'

Little guy🐸

pleSe stop saying “fire” because some dipshit kid burned down his family’s trailer

nothing tim walz is gonna miss when he's not governor anymore as much as calling the national guard

So, Graham died of an aortic dissection. This is something I have a bit of experience with, as I have a dissection that’s runs from about 1mm from my aortic root (close to the heart) and runs full length to the illiac artery high in my left leg. Thread:

i’m sorry but ‘literally died of hard heartedness’ is the most hack writing yet in an already weak season

Funny how Save the Children always means harassing queer people and sex workers but never means cleaning out the pedophiles in your church.

when you sneeze you should fire quills like a porcupine

i will never get tired of reading about evil old men dropping dead