jira users:

Just plugging in a few new repeaters in the backbone. For what? Probably nothing, don’t worry.

also Baltimoreans when the Maryland-style Crab Cake has bell peppers

Last pass pick 6 eat shit

Shoulda just tried the 87 yard field goal imo

What if the Bears just did normal plays?

Congrats to the new President of Venezuela

after everyone leaves and it's just you and the leftovers

Refs didn’t get the memo that they could chill with the Chiefs favoritism

🎶Hark! the Herald Angels sing Glory to Player 2 King Training gear in which he fights High top sneakers black and white 🎶

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

This is like when they tricked us all into watching Kimmel

This game rules?

Sir, that's not a ballroom. It's the Baltimore Convention Center.

mark, we are trying to help you. if you guys don't get with the program and stop standing in the way of the idea that government should do things for regular people, your risk is not going to be higher taxes on your income, it's going to be seizure of your assets

*Dundalk accent* Petey Alonso

come say it to me and the boys, country club cuck

you first @govwesmoore.bsky.social

I will firebomb the first Waymo I see

I’d have to go back to 105.7 to get my whitewashed Dave Portnoy news

my family raised me to believe that Yoda is Slovak. and that the Empire represents the Czech Republic

Sure your team is a disaster but are they “red card for violent conduct after hitting your teammate in the head in the 13’” disaster?

Cut Jaylin Hyatt start Dart put Jameis at WR

Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics

Under a Ma$e video on YouTube: WHO HERE IN 2025 STILL BANGING THIS TRACK?! I BEEN HERE SINCE ‘97 YOU PUSSIES COULD NEVER. HARLEMWORLD 4 LYFE

These people are my favorite YouTube commenters

Talking about modern football… Sex offenders of the world unite!

Incredible feeling when 20 years of hating pays off

"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible

Vote blue? No, matter who!

d9 beverages in Baltimore bars NOW!

In a just and right world…

This is what someone sounds like when they say “sports ball.”

Just did some wikiing and…Penn State QB coach Danny O’Brien?! Just hire him!

Oh good ppl finally realized Ed Zitron is a little dweeb

Temu-ass Steelers

Zards announcer keeps saying Kon K-nipple

sorry Bluesky users, Philadelphia is bad now

Google Cloud AI: A New Kind Of Brain Damage

Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.

Carson Wentz drop back compilation

Carson Wentz be taking some Looney Toons ass hits

shout out to the uber driver in a Nissan Sentra with MR CEO custom plates (VA plates obv)

seriously why even watch Maryland football

one thing that's become very clear over the last decade is a lot of people oughta apologize to me and to Rage Against the Machine for being so condescending to me about adopting Rage Against the Machine's politics when i was 14. and while we're here, say sorry to Propagandhi as well. and to me again

THE DUMBEST ASSHOLE YOU EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE: Artificial general intelligence is just around the corner. I’m going to develop it. I’m afraid of it.

Hostile twerk environment