A friend from high school’s son is missing and the Facebook comments on the Hamburg Police’s post are fucking vile.

“It’s Boo-Basket season!” NO! NO! We are not turning Halloween into Spooky Christmas!

Out of all the people to shit on Women or Joshi wrestlers, the last person I would have guessed is Gail Kim.

Learning that you’ve outlived Junior Seau is quite the gut punch.

If Cena goes right from Lesnar to AJ Styles then what was even the point of anything they did since Summerslam?

AEW should host a Haters Ball on Wrestlemania weekend with Bret Hart and MVP.

I checked my fruit fly traps and so far they have only caught one fly while four others were fucking on top of it. I don’t think I’m gonna win this battle.

Folks, my Instagram algorithm is mostly Sopranos and Beavis and Butthead clips. I think the system works.

Ooooohhhhh!

Nothing good comes out of NYC if your last name is Dolan.

Mother fucker trying to buy points with people who think he’s evil and worships the devil. Well, maybe they’re right about Dolan.

Waiting on the Rapture like

My wife saw Gwar and they killed Michael Jackson on stage the same day he died in real life. This Elon shit is tame as fuck.

I’m voting for Cascada so maybe my 10yo will get interested in sports.

God, look, I know the rapture is for evangelicals, but if you could just take my buddy’s ex I would be sooooo grateful.

When you beat your cousin in fantasy and drop this banger in the group chat.

When you finally hit your deductible

Ah, the fall. Where it goes from ants in your house to fruit flies.

My dad woke me up to watch this shit.

I thought CSPAN was going to show the Charlie Kirk memorial but they ended up showing They Live.

If you're reading this you probably just fumbled for the New England Patriots

Hunter Henry > Hunter Biden

Drake “Feast or Famine” Maye

Yeah, fuck the McMahons.

The average American doesn’t know or care who the fuck Charlie Kirk was. Just another wake up call to the GOP that the internet isn’t real life.

John Cena’s farewell tour has been botched so bad that Triple H should be sued for malpractice.

We are so back. #AEWAllOut #AEWDynamite

Real friendship. Cry me a river.

Today my friend told me he had no idea who Charlie Kirk was and I’m so jealous.

SATURDAY! FALL WEATHER! SPOOKY SEASON IS AROUND THE CORNER! LFG!!! open.spotify.com/track/5ZiTzb...

When you’re watching K-Pop Demon Hunters and Rumi refuses to go to the bath house.

You can tell it’s an AEW PPV weekend because the WWE is out parading Phillip Punk.

Just bomb it to Coleman to solidify the win!

TUA!!!!!!

Hey! Some good news!

The only thing more bland than the play calling are the sideline hats.

Remember when Brandon Beane called WGR and yelled at them for daring to say the Bills needed WRs?

The Dolphins CBs are held together with duct tape but let’s just keep running Allen for some reason.

Glad the Bills decided to do an In Memoriam for a guy who insinuated that Damar Hamlin collapsed because of the COVID vaccine. #CharlieKirk

Some asshole let their Prius run for the past two hours because they forgot to shut it off. (It’s me. I’m the asshole.)

Keon Coleman is being guarded by Panda Express connoisseur Jack Jones.

You know you’re in for a night when Amazon plays Saliva.

5yo: Dad, I want to watch those videos about the little pig that eats everything! Me: How about we watch a bunch of Dolphins pretend to play football?

If Bills Elvis was at my wedding I would get an annulment

Go Bills

Ah, time for me to make a completely sensible and obtainable parlay only for it to not pay out.

Thursday night Bills? In this economy?

As someone who likes to fly under the radar, I hate being too good at my job.

Billy Zane out here rocking that Uncle Junior fit.

Who wants some unsolicited Gundam opinions? The Gundam pilots in Wing may be the most likable ones in all the Gundam I’ve watched. Less is definitely more with them and keeping so much about them a mystery really makes them interesting.