block immediately everyone

It sounds like TNA sure did TNA their debut show on AMC. How TNA of them.

Chara should have retired a Bruin. Sweeney should have been fired the day he signed with the Capitals.

I demand to see Tom Nook’s NMLS number. Is this guy following fair lending and Reg B laws?

Why are my knees the last part of my body to warm up after I shovel?

Fire Pro for the GBA predicted Eddie King back in 2001

Fucking mosquitos in my house in January is just insane.

Rolled in to Tops right after they put out a fresh, warm batch of cinnamon sugar donuts. Fucking perfect.

I like those clips of Bill Skarsgård On the set of IT dressed as Pennywise checking on the children between takes to make sure they’re not scared. Meanwhile, Tim Curry:

“Unlikable person shocked no one likes them. Film at 11.”

The best thing about pre ordering anything from Limited Run games is that you completely forget about it and then you have a random surprise a year and a half later.

Football like last night should just be called Old Yeller Games.

I did this so many times in high school and college that I should be a multi millionaire. Anyway, Pinkerton by Weezer.

If Cowherd was replaced with A.I. no one would notice.

What do you mean a dome team is struggling in a cold, outdoor environment? No waaaaaaaay!

Blame the 2017 Eagles

It’s so weird seeing my fantasy football commissioner on the news. @bojangles.bsky.social

Normalize bullying people for spelling errors. We have no reason to misspell anything at this point in our history.

I love this bit because by beating the Jaguars, the Bills won their third game against a team with a winning record. Lol.

Dome teams are soft and the weather is gonna be cold in Pittsburgh tomorrow. Don’t be surprised if some weird shit happens.

I’m emotionally exhausted, physically spent, and heavily buzzed right now. I needed a day like today to just tell life to fuck off for a few hours and let my teams win. So a big thanks to whatever vibes are out there that made that happen.

Best Iron Sheik impression I can do: “Fuck the Jim Harbaughs!!”

Play. Fucking. Josie.

Justin Herbert is that quarterback fantasy nerds try to convince you is good because he gets points.

Justin Herbert deserves to be on TCL tv boxes at Target.

He’s from Jamestown.

Imagine being such a cynical asshole that you wrote an article like this. Holy shit we are all fucked.

I’d rather listen to Tom Brady over Tony Romo any day. At least Brady sounds like a normal human being.

Everything I’ve ever learned about Big Dom has been against my will.

“Whoever wins this game has a good chance to go to the Super Bowl.” Gee! Thanks, Tony Romo!

I’d bet good money that Jacksonville is the gooner capital of the world.

My wife after a flu shot: “My arm hurts a bit but I’m fine.” Me after a flu shot:

Sometimes I sit and wonder what would have happened if Larry Fitzgerald actually wanted money and went to a better team.

Billy Joel Puns 🤝 Pro Wrestling Gimmick match

You know when you fall into a small phase of synchronicity where the same thing keeps coming up? Right now it’s the California Raisins.

The California Raisins.

I really don’t care about Miami but if the U makes it to the championship I’m using it as an excuse to play an excessive amount of 2 Live Crew.

That’s a funny way of saying they don’t want to pay more talent than they have to.

Anyone else surprised Wake Up by Arcade Fire hasn’t had a viral tiktok renaissance?

GO B*LLS

I was called old because I knew that Jürgen Klopp was “the guy with the teeth” in the Trivago commercials.

10yo: “I remember when you used to be able to skip YouTube ads after 10 seconds.” Me: “Kiddo, I remember when YouTube didn’t even have ads.”

Ralph Wilson is an Eldritch Terror

Apparently the only people who really liked the Stranger Things finale are people who are well adjusted and don’t use a tv show as a personality trait. (Aka Me and everyone I know who mostly avoided online discourse about the show)

The Titans fired a coach who got to the AFC championship with Ryan Tannehill and are now interviewing a guy who couldn’t get out of the divisional round with Romo or Dak.

Ralph Fiennes’ gradual transformation into Ben Kingsley is almost complete.

I fell down a NBA mascot rabbit hole and there are only 3 good ones. 1. The Phoenix Suns Gorilla 2. Bango the Buck 3. Benny the Bull

Folks, the Hartford Whalers are a fucking juggernaut.* (In my NHL 96 season on the Sega Genesis)