Say what you will about the worst members of the Roberts Court, but they all make sure their wives are in on the grift. Jane Roberts, Martha Alito and Ginni Thomas are equal partners with their husbands in the grand project of destroying the United States and enriching themselves in the process.

When something like that happens in MLS it is given as evidence that MLS sucks. I guess that means the Premier League sucks, too?

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Can we just drop Atuesta now?

Looked like Jansson got caught ball watching

This attack with Tincho standing around centrally while Angulo gets lots of touches wide to giveaway possession makes no sense whatsoever.

Both sides can’t get the ball in the box so now they’re just settling from blasts from outside the box.

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

Leeds won, Spurs dropped points. Hope the Lions can get something out of this match against the Dynamo to keep the good day of results going.

It’s weird how desperate these people are to try and use the Bible to justify war when Jesus was notably not a fan of violence.

We're going to learn so much about leadership tomorrow

Love seeing conservatives argue for separation between church and state but only when religious doctrine conflicts with blowing people up

Get the fuck out of it then!

I was one of the first people who left Substack in the wake of that protest letter that circulated in 2023. For about two minutes I was sorta scared and worried that I had made a mistake but I haven't had a second's regret since. bsky.app/profile/kott...

Ugh. This is the GOP's work.

Angulo’s primary benefit is his effort. He kept Rossi on because he couldn’t be bothered to get forward. Why is he still here? This team isn’t good enough to cover for his frequent giveaways on both ends of the field.

Maybe this is just me being a kill-joy or something, but I hate the World Cup commercial that they constantly run during MLS matches. Absolutely loathe it like it’s some stupid RAM truck commercial level of hating it.

“Trying to calm things down” by carding Orlando players

Just the most ugly, stupid turnovers imaginable.

Did Abou Ali just do his knee? That sucks.

Rydstrom has killed the Crew. They used to be so fun to watch. Thankfully they are looking ugly against Orlando, but in general - less pragmatism, more joy

We didn't clear house following Reconstruction or following the Civil Rights Movement and we absolutely have to do it next time.

Orlando City scored an away goal? Is this the apocalypse?

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

I’ve missed yellows for dissent.

FIFA are absolute scammers, so makes sense that they gave Trump an award as he’s the scammer in chief.

There is no McTry.

CBS never addresses how much money any other department of the federal government lost last year. So I'll help! The United States, which lost $980 billion in 2025 due to interest payments on the national debt, The U.S. Department of Agriculture, which lost $213.3 billion in 2025, and so on

Games like darts, billiards, bowling and chess completely give away what's going on. The ONLY reason to segregate these sports by sex in the first place is because men cannot emotionally handle losing to women. The ONLY reason to lock out trans people is bigotry.

Lunging for my "this is where 'anti-woke' was always going & the reactionary centrists who played along should feel terrible about their shitty selves" keyboard macro ...

That’s a very polite way of saying that he is making shit up as he goes along and his mush brain can’t hold on to what he said previously about it.

This disproves a lot of right wing ideas about the causes of the decline in marriage rates

FINAL: LAFC (6), Orlando City SC (0) No scorigami. This score has happened 15 times in MLS history, most recently on March 14, 2026 (Vancouver W'caps vs. Minnesota Utd). 0.2% of MLS games end with the home side winning 6-0, the 31st most common scoreline. #MLS #Scorigami

The announcers keep saying Orlando started in a back 3, but Iago was playing LB in the first half. If there was a LWB, that guy didn’t know it.

Oh good, we play Columbus next and they found some goals today. Cool.

Free headers! Woohoo!

Terrible challenge by Duncan

Atuesta don’t turn the ball over challenge - difficulty: impossible

LAFC isn’t bothering to press anymore, so Braian Ojeda just turns it over out of the kindness of his heart.

LAFC has more goals than Orlando has shots, but Orlando has 4 more touches in the LAFC box than LAFC has goals, so there’s that.

Oh, interim coach realized he could use a fullback. Huh.

What about the guys who quit in the first half?

Oh dammit! There’s still a 2nd half…

Yeah, this just keeps looking worse by the minute. Ricardo and the Orlando front office wanted Perelman to be the guy but if he's coaching in Columbus they've really screwed up (he will almost assuredly be coaching in Columbus because this team is aimless)

Forget relegation, just launch the Lions on the next Artemis. This is embarassing.

No pressure on the ball, no defense out wide. What an absolute disaster class by Orlando

I’m sure Griezmann will fix this…

Iago LB, great idea.

This team still can’t do a thing against a press. No idea what to do about it besides just give it to the other team.

Ricardo did a poor job building this team. If relegation were a thing, Orlando would be going down. This is abysmal.