Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

it's probably a good sign for our democracy that every member of congress who has been in the secret epstein document room walks out saying stuff like "every powerful person in the country knew, they're all rapists and pedophiles, they should be tossed into a pit and crushed under boulders"

Make Art (1/4)

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — we regret to inform you that Punxsutawney Phil is mentioned 35 times in the Epstein Files, including in the flight logs

If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D

just choked on my beverage

Some ask, “Why would he bring a gun to a protest.” The answer is simple: “Because he could.” The NRA, right wing media, gun makers, Republican politicians, and the Supreme Court made sure of that. If they didn’t want him to carry a gun, why did they work so hard to make it legal for him to do so?

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

Fortunately, America is the land of opportunity, and there are millions of other jobs that Lindsey Halligan is unqualified by training, intellect, and character to do.

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

Wait wait wait you’re telling me the brand with with an incredibly obsessive fandom and fixation on collecting every bit of memorabilia in the series normalises autism? No fucking way!

This. I am done returning to the status quo of what got us here. I want universal healthcare. I want a maximum wage tied to the minimum wage. I want omnipresent, cheap public transit and walkable neighborhoods. I want Supreme Court and police reform, and I want the rich to pay their fair share.

lol owned

Ok, I couldn't stop thinking about this. Apologies to the literally dozens of people I've lifted from... I want to do a fully credited version, but I'm sitting here sobbing and, well, maybe you'll feel some release, too.

Looks like government by 4chan isn't working out so hot.

They all think they’re Wyatt Earp but really they’re the town drunk that died of dysentery panning for gold while his children and wife starved to death.

I’m struggling mentally lately with how much I love playing WoW and am looking forward to Midnight and how disconnected from WoW I feel from a community/friends perspective. It’s a really weird feeling in that I think I’m better off just playing solo.

pink rubber rain boot available the corner of se salmon and 37th, half on pavement and half on grass

I would rather engage a conversation and learn how I'm wrong and develop, but lord knows we don't encourage that because a world of disinformation means no one gets benefit of the doubt. 😔

Seemed like a nice day to walk on the beach. Hi.

I’ve long maintained that it was a mistake for Congress to have abolished itself.

[wakes up] “I’m sorry, what”

Having a late lunch at Wildman’s Pizza, Pasta, and Pythons. Yup, I wrote exactly what I meant.

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee

2025 recapped

My best idea for 2026:

james cameron every few years

Christmas Eve dinner at my sister’s is TRADITION.

@support.blizzard.com What's happening, friends? Monday night server restarts after an afternoon of disconnections.

Well, this would be a nice bonus

It may sound weird but the one thing I miss about ye olde bird app is being able to take some of the IT vendors I deal with to task. It generated FAST responses even with my small account, because they didn’t like how quickly anything could grow out of control.

The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father! The Warrior: You have my sword! The Elf: And my bow! The Dwarf: And my ax! The Necromancer: And your father!

Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Watching him speak so painfully inarticulately, you can absolutely picture how this is a guy who imagines he would absolutely kill if he had a phone that gave him funny insults to read to everyone. It would be tragic if he weren’t such a destructive evil fuck.

It's Thursday night, and please enjoy this short video of Madden Novogratz on vocals (remember that name) and my son on guitar doing a cover that you will probably recognize.

He’s comparing healthcare to home insurance. Saying the “healthy” should be rewarded. It’s eugenics. Disability can happen to anyone. You know how a hurricane can destroy your home no matter how many “safeguards” you had? That’s chronic illness. It’s the hurricane. $2k won’t cut it.

I’m “Black Rojo.” Just… just Black Red. I don’t have the first clue what my powers should be based on that. Something about having been able to prevent the French Revolution before it got bloody but I was simply born too late?

“Your honor, I defer to my counsel to speak on my behalf regarding this matter.” *a small crow wearing a tie hops up on the table and begins curiously pecking at a pen* Prosecutor: “objection, your honor!” Judge, utterly delighted and amused: “Oh i’m gonna allow the HELL out of this!”

That man said we can't have the Sunday scaries meanwhile it's Wednesday and the scaries aint stop scarying 🫠

it could be in the faces of smiling children, or the first warm breeze of summer

DOGSHIT FIT. DUNGEON 1 MILLION YEARS

THE GRIM REAPER GOT THAT STORM TROOPER AIM

I can’t wait till I can play my dead grandma as an avatar in Fortnite

for example: we just watched Joyce Carol Oates break Elon Musk’s psyche into 20,000 wriggling maggot-like pieces, and she said nothing anyone could ever construe as a bannable threat in the process