I know I can't be the only one that pulls out the stem of a pear like I'm priming a hand grenade.

TRAGIC: Local Dog With PTSD Has Full Vietnam Flashback During Annual Fireworks Display #fourthofjuly #4thofjuly #july4th #julyfourth #independenceday

QTP with a gif of the last show/ movie u watched

Wow, awesome job North America! Represent! #worldcup

Is this what English feels like for non native speakers?

"He was six feet, eight inches of distilled military purpose, broad through the shoulders in the way that made structural engineers nervous. His jaw was the kind of jaw that lesser jaws had posters of on their bedroom walls. His cheekbones could cut titanium, and had, though he rarely spoke of it."

Looking for Opinions. Ch: 1 of my new Novella. It's the novelization of the pilot episode of an in universe soap opera that my characters in "Into the GigaVerse" watch. It's supposed to be campy and over the top. 👍 or 👎 docs.google.com/document/d/1...

⚠️ The GigaVerse needs you 🫵 ⚠️ ⭐⭐ARC readers wanted for "Through the GigaVerse" book 2 in the GigaVerse series, a Space Opera Traumedy.⭐⭐ Humor😃, Tragedy😢, Friendship👭, Struggle🤼, A Talking Sassy Cat😼 ▶️ shorturl.at/VtNVd #arcreader #indieauthor #gigaverse #scifi #humor #traumedy #booksky💙📚

I'm beginning to think that 1950s Ad Men were a tiny bit sexist.

Just discovered this gem. Holy hell, how did this ever get made?

I got an email that said my Bluesky account has been suspended. It's from [email protected]. Is that a real Bluesky email? I don't seem to be suspended. @bsky.app #suspended #bluesky

Aliens when asked about the design choice:

Happy #caturday. Here is Coco doing her best Godzilla impression. #ashe&coco

Good for Musk. He really earned that trillion dollars with all his hard work, and contributions to make our society a better place. I mean, can you even imagine the world without such creations as... um...

What is your favorite The Mighty Nein character? And why is it Jester?

I should really do some book signings, but I am nervous nobody will show up. Also, I'm extremely lazy. (It's mostly the lazy bit)

No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name your favourite sci-fi franchise.

Indie Author Collective is offering a Fantastical Escape. Stuff your kindle with these discounted fantasy books. My Debut "The Art of Myth-Direction" is only $0.99. 😮 www.indieauthorcollective.com/live-event #kindle #kindleunlimited #stuffyourkindle #indieauthor #discountedbooks #fantasybooks

The Indie Author Collective Stuff Your Kindle June event: Fantastical Escape is going on!! 💙📚 💙🪐 Imbued is $0.99 on most platforms among many, many intriguing indie fantasy books! You can snatch it up just in time for the release of the sequel in September! www.indieauthorcollective.com/live-event

Oh shit, glad they posted a sign, I could have been concussed.

Oh snap, "Into the GigaVerse" just hit: #21 in "Humorous Science Fiction (Kindle). If you were considering grabbing a copy, it's currently only 99c. a.co/d/05e26h2O #booksky #kindledeal #indieauthor

Woke up from a nap and saw Tupac was trending. Disappointed to find I'm NOT back in 1996.

No officer, I only had one drink.

"Hey, just wanted to let you know that we gave another agent a referral, because fuck you." ~ Sold. com

If anyone is looking for a fun summer read, "Into the GigaVerse" is only 99c right now on Amazon. I'm so close to breaking into the top 100 in my category, and every sale helps. I'm not one to beg, but 🙏 help an Indie out. a.co/d/07bZ2zVZ #indieauthor #booksky #scifi #humor

Grab your freebie and cheapie books before the end of the week. Deal from June 1st - 5th. linktr.ee/thatwritergu... #stuffyourkindle #indieauthors #booksky #freebooks

Stuff Your Kindle for Summer. Tons of books are discounted this week only. linktr.ee/thatwritergu... #stuffyourkindle #freeebook #freebook #indieauthors #kindle #kindleunlimited #ku #booksky

Tomorrow I am a part of a Summer Stuff Your Kindle event. All books are either $0.99 or Free. linktr.ee/thatwritergu... #stuffyourkindle #freeebook #freebook #indieauthors #kindle #kindleunlimited #ku #booksky

All this week, "Into the GigaVerse" is on sale for only $0.99. That's less than 1 cent per laugh. It's also a great time to get into the GigaVerse (hey, that's the title!), with book 2 coming out soon. #indieauthor #booksky💙📚 #indiebook #scifi #humor #spaceopera #gigaverse a.co/d/0eWCq1I9

Color or B&W? 🤔 #spider-noir

Trying to figure out what is going on with this Mr. Mango logo.

Okay, that weekend was rough.

Can relate

Happy long weekend.

I paid off my credit card for the first time in two years. #debt

Daughter went to school on Monday, but because of the fires, they closed the school until after Memorial Day. So I guess we are having an early holiday? Yay, I guess? #sandyfire #southerncalifornia #socal #memorialday

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

My latest chonky boy. "Through the GigaVerse" available Sept. 15th a.co/d/0enbCqKT #booksky💙📚 #coverreveal #amwriting #newrelease #bookrelease

Weasel riding its Woodpecker to war. www.bbc.com/news/uk-3171...

Fire Season is back. #socal

Being a fascist sure does pay well. Too bad for my bank account that I'm not a huge piece of shit. #capitolriot #insurrection #terroristfund

Good news for CA, but also wtf?

Saw #Homer trending and thought the Simpson were maybe good again, but alas, it's only right-wingers being racist again.

That is one hell of a headline.

TIL: My writing style is known as Traumedy. Where I traumatize my readers through the horrible, funny things that happen to my characters. #writingcommunity #amwriting #booksky

If someone drops 3 albums in one night, you just know they are all going to be of the highest quality. #drake

"Through the GigaVerse" is officially done. #amwriting #amediting #writingcommunity #booksky💙📚

Area Gnome's height mentioned more than accomplishments. #fakeheadlines #fantasy #gnome

My daughter and I are officially first degree blackbelts in Taekwondo.

Your occasional reminder: If you enjoyed an Indie Author's book - 1) Leave a review. 2) Tell your friends. 3) Post about it on social media. Indies live and die by word of mouth. #writingcommunity #writing #booksky 💙📚 #amwriting #readingcommunity #reading #books #novels #indiebook #indienovel