Your move round Earthers. 🌏💅 #flatearth #deepstate #ufo #BirdsArentReal #TimotheeChalametAndroid

Whew, false pregnancy alarm. It turns out that I've just been stress eating and drinking for the last 9 years for some unknown reason.

Just checked my reading states on Goodreads. I got back into reading during COVID in the second half of 2021. No clue how I read 157 books in 2022.

You can't tell me this isn't an early sign of madness.

How many times do you have to take Communion before you've eaten an entire Jesus?

Starting to think my side project is a sign of my inevitable mental breakdown.

In my constant effort to never have to do a single ounce of research for my writing, I have come up with a genius solution: Write in first person POV and make your character a moron. That way they are never expected to know anything.

This was a very character driven story. My Single Sentence Dumb Synopsis: "What happens when Death loses his job, becomes a physical being, teams up with some humans during a zombie apocalypse, and they are all autistic."

Sorry, no cute Easter Bunnies 🐰 here. But there is a sassy cat that gets shit done. 😽💅

Happy Easter. If the orange turd sees his shadow today, it means six more weeks of war.

We must have been wimps back in the 80s-90s. That horse was in the movie for like 5 minutes.

Falcor's kind of a sociopath.

Traumatizing my daughter tonight.

It's that time again. #amwriting #writing #writingcommunity

Caturday 🐰 catnamedcalvin Calvin "Hoppy Easter weekend! PSA: bunnies are not starter pets… they’re more like tiny, fluffy long-term roommates. They live 8–12 years, need space to zoom, and require more care than people expect. Cats with rabbit ears on the other hand…"

Are they done Weekend at Bernie'sing him? Maybe his head finally fell off.

I have the reflexes of a cat. The cat: #caturday

Describe your bluesky account in a single image.

If you like stories that stretch your understanding, pick this one up. I don't think I fully understood what was going on the entire time, but it was a good read nevertheless. @qntm.org

This was a fun read. By no means perfect, but a perfectly good debut novel. I'd call it Douglas Adams Light. Which isn't a bad thing. I don't know many people who could reach the levels of Adams. Keep up the good work @dcgreschner.bsky.social

Today I started reading "Friends with Death" by @jameswrights.bsky.social free on Kindle Unlimited. #booksky💙📚 #KU #kindleunlimited

A snip from my current side project wip. Shakespearean is the word you guys are looking for. #amwriting

When the pawparazzi sneaks up on you while you're napping. #ashe&coco #cats

Happy April Fools Day. Here is the best April Fools prank in history. #aprilfools

If anyone was looking to pick up "There Is No Antimemetics Division", the ebook is on sale today for only $1.99. a.co/d/0dUHqHei #booksky💙📚

Okay, this thing is cool as hell. No more cans of compressed air for me.

Dad's PC went from a 12 minute startup, to a 12 second startup, so I'd call that a success.

Me trying to upgrade my dad's 500 year old computer.

A man went to adopt a cat, but it refused to be separated from its companion, so he ended up taking them both home. Original post

Met this cool guy on my walk today. He was doing pushups, trying to impress me.

What are all you #writers working on? I'm editing book 2 of my GigaVerse series, and working on a super duper secret side project 🤫 #amwriting #amediting #booksky💙📚

Coco arrived just in time for #caturday #ashe&coco #cats #kittens

Started reading "Out of Tune" by @dcgreschner.bsky.social. Very interesting concept. Don't know where things are heading, but I'm only about 30% through. #amreading #booksky💙📚

Your periodic reminder to: 1) Be nice to your waiter. 🤵 2) Leave reviews for your favorite Indie authors. 📚 ▶️ Indies Live or Die by Their Reviews ◀️ #writingcommunity #writing #amwriting #booksky💙📚

Is it a bad sign that I think my Epilogue is the best thing about my new book? #amwriting #amediting #writingcommunity

Looks like my uncle stepping out of the shower.

Me blocking someone...

Enough of the hate mail, this was obviously a joke. I'm self employed, I don't get a "lunch break," and the girls school is more non denominational.

Okay, you guys have convinced me. Picked up my copy of Lolita. Plan to read it "without judgement", sitting outside the local all girl's catholic school on my lunch break.

I've had Lolita on my TBR for 5 years, but I'm reluctant to read it. I don't want people to think I'm the President of the United States.

The edits are life. The edits are eternal. Bow down to your new life and tremble. #amediting #writing

Into the GigaVerse Work. Earn. Repeat. Escape is not in your contract. 😆 Comedy / Dark Satire 👭 Platonic Soulmates 👽 Wacky Aliens 👻 Psychological Horror 😸 AI Cat Companion 💼 Corporate Dystopia a.co/d/0cizSPSZ

💙💛 Hope this kitten on the beach, brings ya Joy 💛💙

I just realized that when I start writing book 3, I'll have eleven characters to deal with. Maybe I should just set off a nuke and bring it back to a manageable level. #amwriting

Noticed this series with 30 books! all rated over 4*. Decided to check it out. I don't get it. This is what people like? Everything is so flat and the writing is average at best. #scifi

Unconscious in a hospital and someone puts a blanket on you? That'll be $40. America's healthcare system. But good thing we have billions of dollars to bomb other countries. (From Reddit)

I love how they gave the new Draco Malfoy broccoli hair, the modern douche haircut.

Kind of wild that drive-thru ATMs have braille.

I am very impressed with myself. My TBR is under 150 for the first time since I joined Goodreads. #booksky📚💙

I'm just one (1) sale away from reaching 40 KDP sales of my newest novella!! It's a tiny milestone, but I'm still proud of it. 💞 Repost my lil book and help me get some traction? I'd love to hit this goal! 🥰