broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half

Brain Wizards (rerun)

i swear im not filled with hate. i only discriminate against italians because they deserve it

i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills

iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it

If I was this woman's lawyer i would advise her not to stop suing until she owned Glenn Beck's house www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...

some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them by a team of Mattel's most rabid lawyers

there were a couple weeks where i tried Perplexity to see if AI search engines were any good. They aren't. If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

homosex chipotle grindr oh no not again

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

every billion dollars you own should require you to go on an oceangate titan trip

it's wild to watch this happening in a situation where we've had no prior military engagements with the country or recent attack to even drum up a public desire for vengeance. nothing at all is going down but Trump is clearly trying to push Iraq 2.0 on the country.

no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!

i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.

this could mark the beginning of what horniness scholars are already calling "the Felchinaissance"

i'm shopping for a new dog ramp for the couch and i am obsessed with this diva

no country really has a "right to exist" if you think about it

Most efficient thing they’ve done tbh

@davidgerard.co.uk don't know if you have seen this already. Turns out the one good use of AI is detecting AI-based accounting fraud substack.com/inbox/post/1...

oh whoa the models aren't just getting better and better consistently huh

happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day

Reading about the bolsheviks and if podcasts had existed back then all these guys would've done that instead

Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox

come on man

Faces of meth

this is very good journalism

theo von is an innocent 50 year old urchin just trying to make ends meet with little more than plucky optimism and a dusty old chest full of his house's ancestral jewels

it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...

trump asking zohran about universal free childcare

hey guys all the birds are flying away at once what's up with that.

underrated b-plot to all of this is andrew cuomo absolutely steaming seeing mamdani deftly handling trump

Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today

elon musk is about to send people to mars but we cant get my ex wife to return my calls. makes u think

I have written my own name on a piece of paper and put it in a shoebox, thus finishing what I am calling the Determining Who is the Smartest, Coolest, Most Athletic, Sexiest, Tallest, Best Parent Device, and won't YOU all be surprised when it comes out with an answer. Also it's a Holocaust denier.

"homeland security" in quotes is fucking killing me

Okay, so, sure. NVIDIA sells $50bn of gpus. Where do they go? No, really, can anyone actually explain where all those GPUs went, and to whom they went to? Are they in data centers? Where? If we’re talking like, hundreds of thousands of b200s and gb200s, where on earth even has a data center built?

Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit

Oh god this is a true Smiling Man moment. The Era of Smiles begins

never gonna buy another car newer than 2012 if this shit continues.

This must be what it felt like to live under the boy kings of yore

The enemy of my enemy, in this case, is still a goddamn wingnut fascist.