real madrid coach nick sirianni

doing war crimes and shattering the NATO consensus because of the fucking mercator projection

Oh cool, we're just going full on dark patterns to try to make this stuff make money now.

This seems pretty bad

Kind of sad how it seems like no one can have a hobby now without trying to make it into some sort of money making scheme or outright gambling.

Ok, why the hell is the anime about a girl running a laundry business on her own classy?

Find yourself someone who hates your enemies as much as Dan Campbell hates Ben Johnson.

i don’t think the jets need to make any offseason changes. really talented squad with all the key pieces that caught a few bad breaks this season. they just need to rest up and see if they can make a run at the super bowl next year

So when can you start

Bill Guerin and the good ‘ol boys club are not beating the Canadian double agent allegations

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

day one in mamdani’s new york

I'm doing a 2026 Media Thread

AHAHAHAHA SUCK A DICK PRESIDENT ASSWIPE

Throughout their win vs Botswana at AFCON, a DR Congo supporter replicated the stance of Patrice Lumumba, a key figure in African and Congolese independence who was assassinated in 1961 following a joint plot between political opponents, Belgium, the US, and UK 🇨🇩

When I unfortunately predicted IKF entering as a pinch runner in G7 was a catastrophic error

jon’s sandwich shop

A ProPublica investigation has revealed that the LiMu Emu and Doug have a shocking history of excessive force complaints

me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million

It’s called fashion

That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder

went to the store

have to go to the liquor store for a last second gift this morning

Even 21st century personality cults have been enshittified

I thought state media would at least have more patriotic theme songs and flag animations

you will be visited by three Spirits

Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Nate Silver when JD Vance loses the 2028 election

師匠ならどんな格好でも戦ってくれる

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Man I watched so many obscure arthouse movies during the summer of Moviepass. Truly the only ethical way to set venture capital money on fire.

Look a lot of people were at the Lucifer Foundation's annual Billionaire Vision Brunch in 2011. I didn't talk to all of them. Some of us just find the work the Lucifer Foundation does to be interesting.

Oh

3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you. 3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough 4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby

TWO THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AMERICAN DOLLARS FOR A 12 PIECE COOKWARE SET! Seriously what the fuck?

/shouting over the deafening ringing of what sounds like thousands of sleigh bells "Well well well." defector.com/the-2025-hat...

Congratulations to the NBA world champion New York Knicks

@jonbois.bsky.social watching cricket

America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?