Emperor J
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Refugee from the Bad Place. Hoping this place doesn't end up the same.
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I'm doing a 2026 Media Thread
5 months ago
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Tim Murphy
about 19 hours ago
BE SMART:
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Hunter Felt 🏳️⚧️
2 days ago
Finally sports has its own GARY NUMAN IS OLDER THAN GARY OLDMAN
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The Onion
3 days ago
Worst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand Opening
https://theonion.com/worst-financial-decision-of-mans-life-celebrates-grand-opening/
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Holly Anderson 🍇
3 days ago
The most wholesome Ohio State story you’ll ever read
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derek guy
3 days ago
Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
8 days ago
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X ΘΔ (Security Risk)
7 days ago
Why Doesnt Anyone Click Our Fucking Articles, Says Only Man Dumb Enough To Not Use His Own Fucking Website
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One Battle After Your Mother
7 days ago
what to get the man who has everything but his kids’ current addresses and phone numbers
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I need to know if it includes pallets of cash
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7 days ago
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@jonbois.bsky.social
watching soccer
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8 days ago
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derek guy
9 days ago
i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
9 days ago
The sixth biological sex is strength coach
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They should insist on it being delivered in the form of PALLETS OF CASH
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10 days ago
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Haus of Decline
11 days ago
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Seeing guys outside doing donuts at the nearby intersection while waving a Palestinian flag has me hoping It Happened
11 days ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
12 days ago
rooting for Pato O'Ward for the usual reasons (his name is Pato O'Ward)
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Spilliam
13 days ago
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Jon Bois
14 days ago
introduce yourself with five business establishments in radford, virginia that you have not yet the opportunity to visit 1. nobby's kitchen 2. la quinta inn by wyndham radford 3. sharkey's wing & rib joint 4. radford orthopedic center 5. elliott's military surplus and fishing tackle
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David M. Perry
15 days ago
NYT: "no one has ever thought of teaching ranching at university" Every ag school: um, would you like to meet our cows NYT: "No, not like that. More romantic. More dilletante. Ugh, we're not /farmers/."
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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE
15 days ago
remember when a Terminator movie would come out and we’d be like “oh god what if AI/killer robots ever became real” and it turns out the robots will only be tripping over their own dicks while Skynet is firing nukes at Moscow, Idaho
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Jon Bois
15 days ago
hi, i’m jon. i’m posting this in the hope that you would like to look at one of my posts
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@jonbois.bsky.social
watching baseball
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15 days ago
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
18 days ago
Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.
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Look, this is clearly so the DoD heads can get shit faced at campus parties and write off the expenses
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18 days ago
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Timothy Burke
18 days ago
HE WENT TO UCF
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Just thinking that Iran should demand pallets of cash as part of the reparations they get from whatever deal is negotiated
21 days ago
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Xi basically saying "we're coming for you" in the way most likely to break his brain
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22 days ago
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Waiting for a farming sim game where you have to decide whether you try to buy a laptop from China to crack to software on your tractor to get it to work, or you eventually have to sell the farm and get an office job.
23 days ago
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Rockies Town 2026
23 days ago
the guy's wife probably wouldn't let him see his dang kids and this was the only way.
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Haus of Decline
23 days ago
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Secretary of Defense Rock
23 days ago
Ah yes, cutting combat engineering (mobility/counter-mobility) artillery and combat aviation training for III Corps where the majority of the army’s armoured manoeuvre warfare capability lies. What could go wrong with that?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
23 days ago
got an email about your mom
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The Onion
24 days ago
Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.
https://theonion.com/despondent-shohei-ohtani-figured-he-would-have-met-steve-o-after-8-years-in-u-s/
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Lil Bona X
24 days ago
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PodKATT
24 days ago
Another win for the savvy Telemundo investor
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Kwisatz Butch w/Rack
24 days ago
@jonbois.bsky.social
watching baseball
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Jon Bois
25 days ago
unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies
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Robyn Pennacchia
28 days ago
Not the hentai virus ...
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pikat
30 days ago
drew a duck
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Schooley
30 days ago
I worked on the Captain Planet cartoon early in my career and I remember it stemmed from Turner wanting to do something environmentally conscious for kids. I also remember him visiting the studio and hitting on the receptionist. He contained multitudes.
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CJ Fogler
about 1 month ago
Can I get some kind of update on his water bill?
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Stella Sacco
about 1 month ago
I don’t want to be rude but this should have made two billion dollars
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Bill Hanstock
about 1 month ago
AVERAGE WHITE MLB PLAYER: has 18 latino teammates he doesn’t speak to, believes the 2020 election was stolen and is in a group text with morgan wallen AVERAGE WHITE NBA PLAYER: wokest dude you’ve ever met, has gotten into several fistfights over a teammate being called a slur, knows every nas lyric
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patrick
about 1 month ago
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Rather than do a full paragraph correction, maybe pulling the piece would be a better idea
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about 1 month ago
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CHOAM VP of Community Impact
about 1 month ago
A lot of people are celebrating the end of the LIV golf tournaments without sparing a thought for the person most affected the demise of this storied institution
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Ryan Nanni
about 1 month ago
the national hockey league is keeping the bruins alive as a favor to the NFL to keep Boston radio hosts from having even more time to talk about Vrabel
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Jon Bois
about 1 month ago
earlier i noticed that our pepper mill was almost out of peppercorns. we keep a whiteboard on the fridge to write our grocery lists, and i was about to write "peppercorns," but then i looked and saw we have almost a full extra container. so thankfully we're all set on peppercorns for quite a while
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gwen howerton
about 1 month ago
the astros are playing so bad they have japanese fans doing shinto prayers for the starting rotation
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Nu-Metal Enjoyer
about 2 months ago
I am hearing that on his deathbed Pat McAfee received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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