I am hearing that on his deathbed Pat McAfee received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East. This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family. Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships. Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

I know this isn’t funny but it made me laugh…

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

Bought some new shoes to celebrate getting my weight below 180 for the first time in ages.

When you're about to leave a 7% tip at the TexMex place

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

N.KOREA FIRES UNKNOWN PROJECTILE FROM NEAR PYONGYANG ON APRIL 7 - S.KOREA MILITARY

the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 831: "michigummies"

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Annoyed that I have to take my comforter to a laundromat in order to wash it because it requires an industrial size machine

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

I heard we got 2 crippling Duke losses in one day

Last saved meme is your moral philosophy

This day sucks and it just keeps getting worse for me

DLSS 5 ON ----------- DLSS 5 OFF

This but build it where it launches the ships over the Emirates and Oman and lands on the other side

easy bucket

Boban Marjanović

Hell yeah

Things I never ever want from Microsoft: The New Vibe Experience

Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could “bomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.

There was no deconstruction arc, my mom basically went to church long enough to get me baptized as an infant then stopped going because her family believes tithing is wrong. I have no memories of actually participating in organized religion as a result.

Okay this bit is really funny

Burger King in Kyoto put a sign up about ya mans

unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh waterway such as a river or swimming pool

Agreed. It's ridiculous and infuriating. Only send me stuff from real fights like this.

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

Wondering where I could be on July 4th that would be the least American place to be.

If you’re not up to watch Taiwan face Australia at 10 pm on a Wednesday don’t let me catch you calling yourself a baseball fan this year.

hard no. absolutely not

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

Every single three six mafia song

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

the guy who wrote the literal book on this stuff is dunking on the admin:

mood

Ok fine, I would just do this Georgia Tech 221-1 Cumberland

The last decade of American life.