Step 1) water the shit out of it. If a data center can use all that water, so should you.

A panel of braying morons has deemed him “soft”.

Kash Patel looks the way he does because this guy is always in his peripheral vision but no one else can see “him”.

This sounds like classic “diaper blew up and Mitch ruined a big section of flooring.”

I hope McConnell lives long enough to be around for another of Trump’s Jan 6th things and a guy named MagaPatriot88-69 impales him with a flag stand and he withers away like the guy who drinks out of the wrong chalice in Last Crusade. But he won’t last that long.

Was reading On The Road again and wanted to find some of the places Kerouac was running around at and this was the AI summary: Pretty sure the Tattered Cover wasn't around then, nor was the current Denver Art Museum. Now the Blue Bear? Maybe that's been here since the late 40's. Gotta trust AI.

I want to wish everyone, including the haters and losers (of which there are many!) a great weekend. And please pray for Mitch McConnel. Not to live, but for a lot of pain before he does meet the Grim Reaper's scythe.

"brunchlord establishment" is very good.

Please be ok, Mitch McConnel!

#ICS aka Iced Coffee Season

I didn’t have an ounce of caffeine all week (quite a feat, I’ll tell you what) but now I’m “getting back into the caffeine space.”

Wow. That got super close.

He who hasn’t lived a secret life online in the “bimbofication” scene can cast the first stone.

I know that if there were any baby eating restaurants in Denver, @tylerqinutah.bsky.social would have made me take him to one when he was here.

Never forgotten! We live in your light LWM!

The Peeners replace the grass 2-3 times a season. Mark Davis is like if a dog got left everything in a rich person’s will.

A cornerstone of Presidential behavior is helping all who need it, regardless if they voted for him or not, and this guy just take a hot wizz on all of that daily.

Thanks a lot dummies. I mean Makar is worth this, but this is pushing it beyond the bounds of reason.

New Dune trailer looks great. Should be good. My only concern is if they follow the very stupid Terminator storyline Frank's son went after. If they do, it's not for me.

Some dumb Instagram prank video that is definitely not from America and it’s so bad. I checked the comments to see if anyone else felt the same way and it’s nothing but 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When was the vote on this? Because I would have mostly certainly voted NO.

Credit to Bluesky, “Nazi tattoo bad” managed to nail the litmus test on the first go-round.

more broadly than just the looksmaxxing weirdos i think the Influencer Era is going to be a golden age for Weird Celebrity Deaths unseen since hollywood in the 1920's. giving people the national fame of movie stars with the institutional mental health support of the wrestling industry is a bad combo

Both Mitch McConnell and Deb Boone on life support. Get Mitch a Miracle Tub.

Two more reasons to hate fireworks as if you needed them. When I went to the Lowry rink yesterday, the whole surface had been used as a fireworks launching pad. Spent fireworks and crap everywhere. Nearly impossible to use. 1/2

I'll bet @jaketapper.bsky.social is preparing his new book as we speak.

This says he slammed the BBC on his website and that’s how it should be: I should have to go to someone’s website to see their bad takes. Not have them beamed into my head by social media. consequence.net/2026/07/morr...

Everyone to Zuck: we hate you, you are a monster. Zuck: how can I make myself even more unlikable?

I will not apologize for my full throated support for Victor Marx.

I was at the ODR in Lowry this morning and Mitch McConnell was ripping clappers from mid rink that were hitting the crossbar so hard they were flying out into the street.

While people are backtracking on Platner and offering apologies for writing flattering things about him, a fresh face has appeared on the Republican side. The “Child Raper” is taking the party by storm and real Americans appreciate his no nonsense attitude.

mitch mcconnell just jogged past me on the indoor track at the gym

Going to need Trump to take a shine to the Minnesota Wild here real soon.

That was embarrassing but not as embarrassing as winning the President’s trophy as hockey’s best team only to get swept by the Vegas Golden Showers.

Should have Ted Lasshole come out and say something corny and then have a piano land on him to get the crowd back in it.

People don’t want it known, but Eddie Vedder was also at that Knicks game.

Once Trump got involved, it was over. That’s a stink you can’t shake.

If the US blows my parlay, I’m appealing directly to the Orange Goblin to get my $1.35 back.

I can confirm that I will do a little dance when mummy finally goes on his mystic journey.

I want to cross check this guy in the Phantom Zone.

Balogun should sit. Atop the throne of the King of the Ballers for balling out baller style

Biohacker and kid blood drinker Bryan Johnson has some autoimmune disease and in the story he blamed his diet as a kid "eating lots of sugar, drinking sugary sodas" for it and I was like bud, that's every kids' diet. What are you going on about?

What they didn’t tell you is the trash was taken from the Peeners garbage. But enough about Mike Klis.

Congratulations to the Hamburgular.

They tried to give England the ol Joan Collins Special but they persevered.

Guy coming on for Mexico looks totally German. How did that happen?

This is like 100 times worse than NBA review.