You know how Bruce Willis was making all these horrible movies and they think he was being taken advantage of because of his dementia? I think the same thing is going on with Travolta.

Now to settle in and watch MY Mams play the Ducks. As Bluesky’s number one Mams fan, I’m not thrilled to hear Darren Pang’s voice.

I knew a poop freak created this to view endless pics of scat.

Another king down www.newsday.com/news/nation/...

Dahlin just crushed Zegras from behind and right into the boards and these fucking clowns on the broadcast are defending it because he wasn’t knocked unconscious. What about next time and the outcome isn’t as good?

She should run for Senate.

My dad is watching Pat Macafee for some reason and I’ve never heard his voice before. NO THANK YOU. And it’s nothing but college football nonsense. NO THANK YOU.

[to beat of LMFAO's "Shots"] Oink! Oink! Oink oink oink!

There it is. He sucked up to to Trump in a letter. If you need a pardon, start complimenting him and get it while you can.

Quite the cliffhanger in the season finale of The Chair Company.

Someone needs a safe space!

fog of dewar’s

seems like we're missing a key piece of info here. did he say something nice about Trump? did he contribute some of the cocaine money to his campaign?

they will definitely be the only NBA team with 5+ of the ugliest dudes ever.

I think this is @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social

Lordy. He laid it down.

Waiver wire shows were all "Jordan Mason!" and even after the explanation that Aaron Jones may be out, as a season long Jordan Mason manager, I never thought "oh yeah, my time has come." I've been burned all season long, so I know.

Where the Chiefs at?

… i guarantee my American citizen, Somali born step-mom does more for Americans through her philanthropy than this trouser-stain. This man has nothing to offer the world but fertilizer.

Non-stop headlines about how people are rejecting AI and tomorrow you'll still get an email saying "your doctor is now AI, think of some prompts to have it gauge how sick you are"

Praying for Riley Moss today. No, there isn't anything wrong with him, I just want him to get right with the Lord out on the football field.

Very good @davidjroth.bsky.social on the Oklahoma essay grift. defector.com/the-conserva...

These east coast hockey guys don’t pay attention to anything beyond Chicago. Dude who’s usually pretty knowledgeable just said something about Andre Burakovsky being on the Avs last season.

10. Welp - Donnie Wristband 9. Succulent Duck Butter - Dirt Birth 8. Temecula - BP Handjob 7. Loaf - Geoffweather 6. Sick Boat - Clark Stroganoff 5. Danglin’ - Logan Dorito & His Bus Of Uncles 4. Birthday Sauce - Nerf Mother 3. Hump - Gleeful Queef 2. Oquendo - Forf 1. Cat Flap - Horse Bicycle

He went Woke and it was too much for him.

This is nothing new. Pitchfork has been full of shit for 25 years.

Literally me

@jmorton78.bsky.social bud, you ok?

Just saw a woman driving that looked like the AI fat people that fall and crash through everything. It’s what Europeans think we all look like.

When Aikman mentions the “analytics” it’s like there is a cabal of super nerds forcing coaches to make these decisions, when really “more points are better” is all you need to know.

Jaxson Dart when he sees a little daylight on the field

Did he just say “he’s the Travis Henry of his day”?

They have to start hitting these guys with some pretty major fines for those helmet to helmet hits. Whether they mean to or not. AND you shouldn’t be able to hit someone like that and get a fumble.

Seeing NFL legend Andrew Whitworth having such a great time in that commercial fills my heart with joy.

Yeah but the Pats are beating up on the hapless Giants. When the Broncos played the Giants, they…well…never mind.

If that happened to Mahomes Pete Hegseth would bomb Foxbourough.

This but the Broncos

this week on The Biggest Loser...

Hey, no fair liking this now. This was when they were for sure about to blow it. I still think they suck ass tho.

That he's involved with the crimes of a convicted sex trafficker and pedophile? That he attacked the Capitol trying to overturn the election? That he himself is a convicted felon and rapist? I'm dying to find out what it is.

If you’re citing the Bible as your reasoning for any argument, you deserve an F.

I’ve resigned myself to the fact that Trump will never go down for anything. He’s going to die happy on a toilet at Mar-A-Lago. But Party Pete Hegseth? Welcome to Hell, buddy.

Instagram is so bad. It's either vague engagement bait or the thing I just saw that was "you won't believe that these actors played these roles" and it's like "Rachel McAdams was in the Notebook!"

Pete Caroll is all "guh?"

There’s a Tyler C now? Enough with the Tylers!

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Is this not the messiest bitch ever?