@theghostofmarv.bsky.social what the hell, Ted?

Why is Morgan Wallen always going “hey mouth breathers, here’s that local sports dummy you like”? He’s just turning the dial until the chuds go wild. Doesn’t say a lot for his music.

Minnesota had Chud power tonight. They were down, in front of their Chud fans and they drew upon that ancient reservoir of Chud power to best our Burgundy boys. I will expect an appropriate response in the next game.

Horseshit call. Didn’t call it until Hughes complained.

We need to hear this guy’s side of things. I’m sure there’s a total misunderstanding why his wife won’t let him spend any time with their children.

*Tim Heidecker doing Alex Jones voice* it’s the Lizard People combined with the efforts of the Satanic blue horse that caused this. The mural of the Nazi übermensch in the baggage claim also contributed.

It’s the freakin weekend

Not a lot of engagement with this one. Is it possible people don't think TQ knows ball?

Watch out Billie! He's going to steal your face and use it for another one of his dumbass aliens.

Toronto Tempo is one of the all time most dreadful sports team names. My god.

Thriller movie about a guy who builds a time machine and then all he does is go back 30 years to buy a house

That’s right. Always welcome.

COOPER!!!!

im not voting for anybody that doesnt have the balls to throw this skin tag in a dungeon

Should be immediately investigated for any ties to this software or companies that stand to gain from it. It’s pretty obvious what this guy’s MO is now.

when I see these guys, I get excited like when Mike Klis sees the Peeners.

The godamn Biden economy

Look at this dope. I’ll change my name to Jean Jacques Francois Jacques Jean if the French pull this off.

Let’s go

In case you missed the fun last night. We had a special (loud) guest. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdxT...

Get the fuck outta here with this. How does any of this make sense? It doesn't.

I'm no bible scholar, but I do remember learning something about this in CCD.

everything these boners do backfires spectacularly. if this pud isn't in jail at some point, we've really lost it.

All of you Avatar lovers have contributed to this.

In 20 short minutes, treat yourself to the Booze Up www.youtube.com/live/DdxTkz7...

RFK jr will be on hand to drink a gallon of the lake water to show everyone how healthy it is.

He just took his team to the Super Bowl and the owner got caught getting squeezers from captive immigrant women. Something tells me he’ll be the coach still.

MY Sabres are whuppin up on the Canadiens.

Like a 1 on this scale is bad, right?

8pm tonight

Sir, that's Jake Tapper's job and he's going to get around to it very soon.

Dear reader, he’s not.

"Iran rejects the new US-Iran peace proposal." You know what would have worked best? Just not starting this whole mess at all. I know, it's wild, but it would have worked.

Dick Monfort, free from the burdens of mis-managing a pro sports franchise, has found his groove in the hospitality game.

Fucking unbelievable

ALL HAIL OUR SAPPHIC SISTERS

Bob's endgame. Finally he can look upon a country of tan people from sea to shining sea.

I know you have to take the bad with the good, but these two Avs games have got me feeling GOOD. Like a peaceful easy feeling I haven't felt in a while. Well, no way these good times will end.

We're hearing more and more of this and we're hearing it very strongly.

It looks kind of nasty out but it really isn’t. No need to be going 20 under the speed limit like you’re driving on the Sorcerer bridge.

While some of you are saying Go Avs, I’m saying Go Spring Snowstorm and the accumulation of moisture!

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

That gets a big L-O-L from me dawg

I know the Avs know this, but these chuds are going to get real dirty this next game because they got housed tonight.

The Wild should try Darren Pang in net next.

SUCK A BIG ONE MILD

All Mack sees every time Matt Boldy or Quinn Hughes touch the puck

HALLELUJAH