Kiss from a dream

[dying] Bruce you’re gonna be okay I’ll avenge you dad Don’t worry son be good for Alfred I’m gonna dress up like a Bat, father I … what I’ll fight clowns for you A lot of blood … Am I hallucinating Instead of getting married I will practice defusing exploding mechanical penguins I love you

A kid falls out of a tree: “I'm fine!” An adult sleeps on their neck at a slightly askew angle: “I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week.”

I’m going to bet on screaming into a heart attack and dying shitting and pissing into an unrecognizable but horrid and smelly pile of goo. We all have dreams.

Read. This. Comic.

A government that can’t bring itself to tax fossil fuel, big tech or any wealth properly but defunds its critical institutions is not a good government, sorry

my assumption here is that the reason why they haven't already put out a completely scrubbed/faked up version of these files is that there is someone who has a copy of everything that has made it clear they're going to leak them if redacted files come out -

„Things happen“ Kashoggi was dismembered, murdered, at the Saudi consulate, at the orders of the man Trump is defending and sitting next to.

"We should know, we destroyed it."

Is that...is that not the lesson? And if not, then what does she think it is?

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

"It comes down from heaven." The entire Republican party should be dismantled and then burned and then the ashes should be salted and then concrete should be poured over all of it.

Grimace broke containment

Charlotte knows. #FuckICE

My politics are “we live in a society!” but unironically.

But I thought Dear Leader said the economy was doing so well?

Shabana Mahmood casually saying they're gonna take migrant's jewellery off them has got me thinking about that scene in Schindler's List where the Jewish family wrap family heirlooms in bread and swallow them. What the fuck are we?

It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this

Bsky User: "I could murder a cup of tea." Bsky Mod: *explodes through wall like Green Goblin attacking Aunt May*

NEW: In his first interview since his arrest for protesting outside the Chicago-area ICE facility, @revdrmichaelwoolf.bsky.social tells me he has "bruises all over my body." Even so, he said, “the cruelty that goes on that facility … must be 100 times worse." religionnews.com/2025/11/15/a...

If America still isn't ready for a woman to be President, in the second quarter of the 21st century, why on earth should the rest of the world take you seriously as a country? You want to be a world leader? LEAD!

It's become abundantly clear that the wealthy are incapable of happiness, which makes the fact that so much of our society is structured around trying to make them happy particularly obscene.

To be very clear, Virginia Giuffre was made to say she mistakenly identified Alan Dershowitz as one of the people who sexually abused her. Here is the proof from this week's Epstein files dropped by the House Oversight Committee.

"If I had a nickel for every time I got a blowjob and it became world wide news, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice." - Bill Clinton, probably

you do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to mtg

It’s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.

one must imagine monica lewinsky happy

you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish

MAD Magazine back cover fold-in lookin-ass.

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

Comforting to think that even now, Trump is experiencing some form of ice cold terror

Growing up, I’d always assumed that the most difficult portions of my life would involve waving torches to fend off wolves.

It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

Always important to read the alt text.

“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence

hey remember the time I got suspended from Meta platforms for this comic because I was "inciting violence"

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

I’m back. substack.com/@sarahkendzi...

"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean

Happy Stupid Sexy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day to all those who celebrate it!

All jokes aside, it's pretty messed up that the cult is more likely to see a consensual act with another man as more of a deal breaker than non-consensual acts with minors.

Happy 75th birthday @ffrancavilla.bsky.social !

This implications of this bullshit Hitler DNA project are absolute trash. You can't determine whether someone's gonna become a Nazi via DNA. The effort to explain things that way is itself the kind of thing Nazis would do.

It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility

The absolute contortions they're putting themselves through to *not* say, "Matt Gaetz sexually exploited a minor."

For the first time since it's founding there's an actual conspiracy that indicts powerful elites and there are actual documents that actually prove it and Infowars is like "nah"

Look at this Jack Kirby/Mike Royer splash page. Just look at it.

Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity