Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Not a film, but a master class of a remake.

Toy Biz never made an action figure of Bill the Pony from Lord of the Rings and that is a tragedy.

www.reddit.com/r/transgende... Guess what? The story about the trans M&S employee and the bra fitting is a pack of lies and distortions. Want to know what really happened and how colleagues stood up for her? Read her own account here.

I hope JK Rowling and Graham Linehan get married and are utterly miserable together for many many years as they both fade into obscurity.

JK. Rowling has boycotted Marks and Spencer, thus robbing them of their single remaining customer.

Lord of the Rings: Return to Moria is fantastic.

Normalise calling large, hairy, gay nerds "Owlbears".

The King is dead, long live The King \m/

Big Minecraft copper update? Followed by a Trump tariff on copper? He's just a gamergate grifter.

Xbox: Since you cancelled Game Pass you don't own Skyrim and never have. Me: *has purchased outright every edition* ???

Real gamers stop playing Pokémon when they have a team of six low-tier mons they are emotionally attached to.

Today is the brightest of the eight corners of the northern year. The hemisphere should be celebrating abundant life, not planning mass death.

My favourite Star Wars character is Zam Wesell, Jango Fett's trans life partner and Boba's mother.

For anyone who hasn't watched them: The original Planet of the Apes films are more relevant now than ever.

Playing on a recently repaired Switch 1 is the best way to celebrate the release of the Switch 2.

"Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land.

America has been murdered in a hatecrime.

Watching Quatermass and The Pit while playing Mass Effect has helped me realise that the Salarians are not only classic Grey Aliens but also The Devil. The symbol representing The Citadel is the pentagram.

If The Simpsons permanently time-skipped forward 15 years then Bart and Millhouse would be gay and Rod and Tod would be white supremacists.

The Krogan made it to the Nuclear Age before annihilating themselves... but the image of a jet-age Krogan trad-wife preparing dinner for her husband whilst their one thousand brats play in the yard is timeless.

DM: "Please roll for a Constitution Save." US: *sweats*

I like how Mass Effect 2 starts with a showcase of Shepard's Erotic Friend Fiction. I also like that they clearly wear mascara now.

Debate: 20 Atheists Vs 1 Seething Fascist who says he wouldn't have sheltered Jewish families in Nazi Germany.

U.S based Agricultural Engineers announce new breed of voting cattle.

I just did a run on Mass Effect 1 as, for the first time, default male Shepard. I tweaked the origin and ran paragon; it was very fun to be an autistic, gay spaceman. Thought I'd do the same in reverse for a renegade femshep but... Playing as a dolled up racist white woman just seems a bit too real.

"My name is Vigil. I am an advanced intelligence system placed here by the Protheans to warn future species of the dangers of epilepsy."

People will say "Men don't own books by female authors" and I'll be like "I have the entire Resident Evil novelisation series by S.D. Perry."

I finally remembered who Elon reminds me of.

Nintendo Switch games aren't worth more than £30!

Senile Obi-Wan in line at the greengrocer. Customer in front: "Shopkeep, you've short changed me!" Shopkeep: [My credits now, slimeball! Hohoho!] Senile Obi-Wan: *ignites lightsabre*

Senile Obi-Wan: "I must go into hiding... Three miles away! Yes... And I'll change my name from OBI-WAN Kenobi to OLD BEN Kenobi. Mm, they'll never suspect a thing!"

TERFs are Misogynists.

I haven't seen an independent book shop in over a decade.

Today I realised that, despite being a life-long Star Wars fan, I will probably never watch The Mandalorian. And that's fine.

J.K.Rowling doesn't know the difference between a cigar and a cigarillo. Lol, what a shitty writer.

Drinking milkshakes with straws and avoiding goods from heavily terrified dictatorships = MANLY!

Not a Mario Kart fan? Me neither. Fuck us, I guess :p

New strain of Creme Flu sparks fears over Creme Egg shortage.