The House Ethics Committee found that Matt Gaetz did all of the horrible things previously claimed—sex trafficking minors, prostitution (including of minors), drugs, drunk driving, obstruction, the works. The Florida Bulldog has secured and published the House report this evening.

The Man Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down With Big Naturals

The Men Who Stare at Goats with Big Naturals

I would have made a great viscount

If you have ever uttered the words “The green capybara is for emotional support ONLY. It is not a weapon!”, you may work with middle schoolers

Give a man a fish. Maintain unbroken eye contact. Do not say a word.

What has the more relaxing sounds, hot dogs or hamburgers?

gn memers and dreamers 💤 🫂

Thinking about taking 132 pieces of irregularly shaped cheese (assorted) to the staff pot luck in a few weeks

no more new conspiracy theories, please "who could be doing this?" rich people. why? cause they want to that's it, there're no secret cabal or longterm plan they are flying by the seat of their pants with the advantage of way more financial power than any human should be granted

If your pastor turns out to be an ICE agent you have to turn that church into a Spirit Halloween immediately

Al Gore loudly booing a US Commerce Secretary at a bankers’ forum should be a Futurama joke instead of real life.

Stop propping up this completely useless and moribund party. At least, stop yelling at people online who point out that it is useless and moribund.

Someone I used to work with (and thought was a massive tit) has announced the (sad, obviously) death of her mother on LinkedIn (I know) with this sentence: "As a leader, an entrepreneur and human, I am having to grapple with a devastating rite of passage".

How do you use a unicycle safely? You have to be wheel careful.

Reposting this for no particular reason

A small, ancillary detail in this horror that made me cry

New — I wrote about ChongLy Scott Thao, the elderly Hmong American wrongly arrested and forced out of his home by ICE in his underwear during the punishing Minnesota winter, what witnesses saw, and DHS's racist claim that he fit the description of another Asian man they were looking for. My story:

“sorry to be pedantic-“ no you’re not. if you were sorry, you wouldn’t be pedantic. the only thing worse than a pedant is a LIAR

How do you use a unicycle safely? You have to be wheel careful.

oh hey it’s chainsawman day tomorrow nice

If you ask me to go on the Bruise Cruise, I WILL say no

Won’t get a closer view of Indiana’s national championship-winning interception than this.

Take that, bluesky! My low-effort engagement farming is popular with pedophiles

I also will always at least try to help people, no matter how hopeless it may seem. But of course, even I have limits. Wherein I then call admin lol

Oof. A lot of those fans feeling the HurriPAIN

SOMEONE GET THE GOOGLE READY

FERNANDO MENDOZA SAW THE EYE OF THE HURRICANE AND WENT STRAIGHT FOR IT

Oof. A lot of those fans feeling the HurriPAIN

At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social

Every few months Some Guy does the ‘Bluesky isn’t sustainable’ post that just boils down to ‘nobody listens to me!’ & everyone says Shut Up every time.

Guess we have a game now (derogatory)

Everyone knows who to root for now

Ahoy, me mateys!

The field goal uprights are shaped too perfectly like a tuning fork. It is only natural to want to properly hit them sometimes

Doink from SkyCam

Hey, Luke Wilson, when was the last time that scoreboard was updated?

hell yeah it's mario cristobal man ball season

The “I-U” arm celebration is legitimately good

The movie Ice Age (March 15, 2002) is older than ICE’s age (March 1, 2003)

Also, I am having a lot of fun learning about y’all. Thanks for putting the “social” back in social media

Tackling is important, folks

Hemby is a fun name to say

Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.

hey can 15 of you send $10 please, this woman works really hard for her kids and needs help getting her daughter $150 for a dance trip 🚨🚨