One day I will figure out how to stay calm when I see antisemitic “Stephen miller is a vampire” jokes but today is not the day.

If you have to adopt republican policy to beat republicans, republicans still won. Glad I could clear that up for you.

so this is the sequence? the false positive story gets blasted across media, taylor farms posts a “we’re exonerated!” statement, and then the FDA replies next day saying they absolutely aren’t exonerated, but only over a limited channel (X)?

Hey friends! If you're new around here, Mr. Bree has been a special ed teacher for 22 years & works in a Title I school where his self-contained classroom has endless adventures in learning life skills & cooking & this year gardening! This is our yearly wishlist drop if anyone wants to help!

103. Fritz Leiber was too timorous to write H. P. Lovecraft; so his wife Jonquil wrote to HPL and began a correspondence. Lovecraft managed to read and comment on "Adept's Gambit," the first Fahfrd & Grey Mouser story, before he died.

Jellybean is boarding at the vet to be given water and food, which is about $1k plus the cost of meds possibly. We are still waiting on student aid. If you can help us find the +$1000 so we can continue to choose what's best for her as she recovers, you'd be my hero. Paypal.me/thelionmachine

This is because people who see the reply on their TL don't realize it's not in the large account's own space and reply in their usual fashion, which sends a notification to the OP as well as the large account, whereas a reply to a QP only sends it to the QPer

I need a meme where Satan is checking his tracking info for Mitch McConnell's soul and it says "label created."

5/ Between young women (more progressive, less religious) & young men (less liberal, more religious, less educated). No dating app can bridge that divide. Women are not settling for substandard mates. Project 2025 folks want to catapult (white) women back into 1947 and worse, to force them to.

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Sen. Elizabeth Warren caught it: up to $21 million missing from Trump's presidential library fund. She's given the foundation until July 29 to explain where it went. Somebody's finally asking. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/we-read-tr...

Oh Taylor Farms products have codes starting with TF? Like this Wegmans lettuce mix we have been holding off from eating?

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

I saw Jimothy! He was drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s, and his hair was perfect.

Because there’s no alt text: a woman in a high-necked, long-sleeved black gown has her hands on the shoulders of two young girls in short black dresses with white pinafores. The girl on the left looks out at the viewer, while the other looks at a man seated at a desk who’s turned his head toward her

really proud of my son, he asked if he could take an unopened box of N95s in to work for his fellow tour guides (or maybe he’s going to offer them to the guests, idk) Told him of COURSE

It ain’t the years, honey, it’s the mileage

my surname growing up was Weiner these guys OWE me a ride at the VERY LEAST

Bluesky got the juice, heard about Andrew Tate’s arrest here before the CNN push alert came in

Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami, TMZ reports

Let’s help Rook get this moving!

"This is the very last fighting skeleton from Jason and the Argonauts" Ray Harryhausen, 1991 San Diego Comic-Con

Is anyone driving from Burlington, Vermont (or nearby) to Boston tomorrow and could pick up something I forgot there and bring it down? @universalhub.com

“At this time, Taylor Fresh Foods has not publicly provided distribution information or a list of customers who received the product that was voluntarily removed from the market,” said the FDA. The fact that they have a choice in this is a problem. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/18/h...

Today we painted Louisa’s Ghost Bike. It used to be Jessica Mink’s bike. Since 2015, I’ve created about 30 ghost bikes, but this one was the hardest to make so far. I couldn’t have done it without my best friend and brother Galen Mook. We Need Each Other. #NoMoreGhostBikes

I should be sleeping, she says, as she hits the water bottle full of caffeinated hydration powder the stupid thing is it might work

I bitch and moan about the T but it is SO MUCH BETTER than this

oddly enough, I think there was some discussion of this (not the neurotransmitter part) in one of John D. Macdonald’s Travis McGee books it was of course being used as analogy to overcrowded human habitats I wonder if I can find it

Here’s a PSA for people like me who were raised not to waste food (perhaps rather aggressively) we are now dealing with an unreliable food safety system in the US. If something tastes weird or funny or off IN ANY WAY just throw it away.

I wouldn’t take a carpenter seriously who used a laptop to hammer in nails. I wouldn’t take a dentist seriously who used firecrackers instead of drills. Seriously, why would I trust a editor/writer who uses a chatbot as a search engine?

I am throwing my banner behind Taco Bell for first notifying the country that we have explosive butt parasite lettuce. Also because I'll die without Nacho Fries.

Shein bought Everlane. THE sustainable clothing brand Everlane. The one that built its reputation on with "radical transparency" and fast fashion alternatives. Now it's acquired by SHEIN? #fashion #everlane #shein #fastfashion #ootd

Ninety kākāpō, including new chicks, to be vaccinated against bird flu

Help a Boston family struggling after their loved one was snatched by ICE:

Taylor farms , owned by a Trump donor, supplies bagged lettuce to *everywhere*. Taco bell did the right thing proactively, and they are getting all the blame. The blame lies with RFK period. Taco bell being the fall guy is crazy.

I am not a climate scientist but when I was a kid the number of times we couldn’t go outside because of Canadian wildfire smoke was zero times

Google sucking is no excuse to use chatgpt, you absolute wired bluetooth device "does anyone NOT use environmentally catastrophic mass plagiarism hallucination Clippy anymore lmao" oh my fucking god, you know?

Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.

After the death of Luisa Gag, advocates say they’re watching carefully to see if Boston Mayor Michelle Wu follows through on promises to make the city’s streets safer. https://bit.ly/4aVC7UH

Feces often contaminates food when workers are 1) not provided proper toilets 2) not allowed to take breaks 3) using untreated waste water near/on crops (very bad!) 4) not provided adequate bathrooms in on-site housing 5) not cleaning workspace properly All of which is NOT on workers.

I repeat that we do not know if other Taylor Farms produce is contaminated, where it was contaminated in the process, if other brands or companies are also a risk, but this is a basic place to start with protecting yourself -- no raw veg eating out or deli snacks if you don't know who grew them.

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! IT IS MY BIRRTDAY HABBY BIRRTDAY TO ME I AM NAOW 5 YEERS OLDE A REEL GROWED MANN !! !!!

Washing produce DOES NOT kill cyclospora. ONLY HEAT KILLS CYCLOSPORA. Further, Taco Bell actually pulled lettuce from their menu in advance. Taylor Farms, where the lettuce is actually from, has done nothing. Taylor Farms is one of the largest lettuce producers in the country.

This is exactly it -- if you make a kid use generative "A.i." or an LLM, you're telling them they're not good enough. That their own minds and ideas and experiences and abilities are not enough. That's a terrible, thoughtless, cruel thing to do. Shame on Kaepernick and everyone involved in Lumi.

it’s my understanding that the organic certified stuff can’t use municipal sludge on the fields though? So might be safer? Depending on what they’re using for irrigation water, of course (another vector). And of course whether the workers have bathroom access is another concern.

Look at this adorable thing the client let me take home today! I warned him it was probably valuable and showed him eBay comps (but also that I planned to use it, not sell it) and he said take it anyway.

Taco Bell is really good and one of the most vegetarian-friendly fast food restaurants and the diarrhea jokes annoy me because it doesn’t deserve them, both because it was a supplier issue and they took action even before that was pinpointed and because the food is good!!

when the cdc didn't care and the federal government attacked them, remember that taco bell stood with the people

Okay okay okay let’s go