No scabs. As a worker I'm for, union workers for union jobs, but then it's like, missed opportunity for ✨spectacle✨. Online sportsbooks weren't a thing the last time — people legitimately would have their heads cave in.

People that watched People that watch "Inglourious Basterds" the NBA 🤝🏻 Using their thumb, index, and middle to count three.

You Know The Pistons Won Again #DNMW

I get George Blaha has been inducted into Naismith, but it really does feel like that isn't enough. The man is an absolute gem. To and from Culver's I listened to him on the radio and it just, it's hard to say — it felt right.

Metapod used "Harden" It wasn't very effective.

Look, I abhor putting sports behind a paywall. That being said, Amazon fucking nails it with their technicast for the NBA and NFL.

Adam Silver hates the NBA and I can't be convinced otherwise.

RIP Pat Caputo. Detroit, and the sports world, lost a real one.

Detroit gets a PWHL team!

I suppose there's no reason to not make some white people tacos for Cinco de Mayo(respectfully) with some tequila. Pistons took care of business but the Tigers . . . Looked like '03.

Tigers game off on my computer(I just can't with them right now) — it's just the Pistons game on the TV. Drinking and cooking time.

No Tarik Skub for two to three months. . . Great. Yet another surgery. That'll cost him $80mm.

I've got "Fourth Wing" playing and Spotify just put me in the chair so hard on the chapter my time ran out. It might as well have said, "Not Penny's boat" with that cliffhanger.

YKTPWA #DNMW

Pistons game. Here we go.

It is, unfortunate, how much I'm enjoying "Fourth Wing" because I'm definitely running out of audiobook time for this cycle.

Pistons win!

Jack Flaherty on the mound for the Tigers, Pistons facing a Game Six elimination — why am I sober?

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

Jansen blows another save for the Tigers but the Pistons force game six in Orlando.

"Rocky can't use word. Question."

There's something about this walking path that eats at my Vibrams because I cannot seem to go an appreciable amount of time before the soles on them start to go. Used to go much longer with heavier use before seeing similar damage.

The Persistence of Memory, by Salvador Dalí, 1931, 📸 by David Ramos

George Blaha still has it. Might not be as agile as he once was, but that man can call a game. Pistons pissing me off, tho.

Didn't expect I'd be the first one to rate @amyshirateitel.bsky.social's "Fighting For Space" on Spotify but I suppose someone has to be. A raw, well-researched look into the stories surrounding two women and their circumstances while advocating for female aviation and spaceflight.

Report: Nobody Fucking Cares https://theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-cares-1819578909/

Tigers and Pistons want to piss me off — got it.

Basketball's funny because what do you mean you've watched three quarters for only the final eight minutes to matter?

KERRY CARPENTER. My word. Guess it was worth staying up through the rain delay Tigers currently up 8-7 in the eighth.

When you think about it, King Midas is the ultimate cuck fantasy.

I shit you not when Torkelson came up to the plate I yelled, "Home run or Toledo" and he pulled it off. What a game. Tigers walk it off.

Happy 49th birthday to the iconic John Cena.

I've seen two bunt strikeouts this week on teams playing the Tigers and that feels like more than I've seen since 2010.

I guess we're back in it, @vampire.poncle.games @gamepass.xbox.com

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Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

I turned off screen tracking in the TV settings and the YouTube ap has since only shown California ads for the "local" pieces. I have to imagine this configuration either defaults to some consumer protection they have, or their political spending is super early and Google sold blanket coverage.

Nobody did it like Norm MacDonald. youtu.be/hVqPTJfZ7tI

I need Grant Hill to get a little more biased in this broadcast.

Joey Cora needs Don Quixote to get him to chill.

Do not do a balk please. Balk Rules 1. ⁠You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over

Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird have announced they're splitting up and rightfully it's hitting the lesbian community like a forest fire.

Tigers sweep concurrent series? Yeah, gotta get that Little Caesars.

That Tigers game took time off my life and I'm both happy and upset I didn't go.

People saying that tariff payments collected at the door are staged because carriers "don't do that" have not known about the old texts of a little process called "Cash on Delivery".

Damn did it add aura.

I was about to buy a bag of Doritos because they were on sale, then remembered reading PepsiCo lost $1B after raising the prices and thought better of it.