in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

What is "Beetle Flipping" and are your daughters at risk? Inside the "Beetle Flipping" Craze Currently Sweeping the Nation. Doctors Warn of Potential Long-term Health Consequences for Young Women with Horns Engaged in "Beetle Flipping". Transgender Ideology Present in "Beetle Flipping", says MP.

An entire nation of people who are so incurious they don't realise that people are in other countries and can't vote for the Democrats, is it possible they could be part of the problem?

FIFA scrambling to invent a Genocide Prize

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

Day Counter xkcd.com/3228/

We're just TWO Steam reviews away from 400 for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator--if you haven't done so already, please make sure to drop one! It really helps!! store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager. She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

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Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

You did it once before, ladies, I have every faith in you that you'll be able to do it again. Chop chop!

Somehow, Palpatine returned

Mick McMahon

Definitely coming back here when I unlock bombs.

in america they announce job losses as job growth because they don't teach negative numbers in high school

She left her agent because he was in the Epstein files, and just like that, there’s a bot-driven smear campaign. You fell for it with Amber Heard and Blake Lively, stop fucking falling for it.

I have a joke about game development, but the onedrive spreadsheet got scrambled.

He is riven

Walking Miga. Outside the bagel shop a man is tossing quarter segments of bagel to a massive wolfhound looking dog. He sees me looking at the dog and says, by way of explanation, “she likes bagels.” Ah. “Only in New York, baby,” I reply. “Only in New York, baby,” he says, tossing her more bagel

throwback to a few years ago when easter, passover, and ramadan all overlapped on margaret thatcher's death day

After brief consideration, dismissing every flippant, goofy hypothetical, I just keep leaning more "not obviously possible". Quitting? Realistically, something that's under very welcome xylophone yellow zoo

Incredible

Red Bull is dying, Carabao struggles to be born, now is the time of Monster.

they're calling it the horniest millennials have ever been

Nancy 4/4/26 … Olivia Jaimes part 7, the epic conclusion

The Israelis are currently bombing Iran’s universities

Louis CK is getting a new Netflix special. He is way less cancelled than Kathy Griffin. Louis CK maintains the lie that "he always received consent". He didn't. The original article detailing the accounts of several accusers makes clear that in some cases he violated these women without consent.

Watching GRAVITY (2013) on my iPad in the Artemis II spacecraft and shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I don't want that to happen to us

Blue Moon You saw me standing alone I gestured at my earbuds Pretended to be on the phone Blue Moon You tried to chat anyway I'm sure you're a very nice moon But I've had a really long day Blue Moon I'm sure it does get lonely But maybe a moon club or course? I don't think the answer is me

I know a lot of people from outside the UK who follow @pinknews.bsky.social to try to stay on top of UK development - friends, can you help spread the word? Boycott now - stop following them, remove them from your press lists, never click through to their website. Disgusting betrayal.

What if - halfway into the 2017 election campaign, after a guy blew himself up in a children’s concert - it had been revealed that Theresa May had approved the Manchester Bomber’s visa? I think that might have been quite bad. Is that what happened.

John Hicklenton

Also, let’s be real here. Theresa May, as foreign secretary, signed off on sending that militia to Libya in 2011, the one that included the Manchester Bomber who killed those kids during her 2017 general election campaign. That’s why everything about it has been so weird since. Nobody will admit it.

So much for "cancel culture."

Dramatic scenes at BBC Breakfast.

Well I definitely don't like this

If you missed storm Dave, you can still catch it on Storm Dave + 1 (now Storm Dave Ja Vu)

BREAKING: Israel is The Only Democracy in the Middle East™ that has the death penalty for one ethnic group but not another 👀

It's really hard to justify paying ad-free for some podcasts when it's so easy to just skip a few minutes

when keir starmer gives a speech now you can actually see the moments when he remembers that snl uk exists. the frightened look in his eyes. what bad timing for the fella, for the show to air during the tenure of the first pm in a generation who would actually be rattled by it

Hey, everyone. I was unfortunately impacted by today’s RiF at my account. I'm grateful to have had the opportunity to contribute to the joke. I’m now searching for my next joke. If anyone has any leads on upcoming jokes, please don’t hesitate to reach out. Thank you. #opentojoke