Also, if you want to know what we're all about, you can't do much better than this parody of Dilbert where Dilbert is inbred... But very capable.

The year is 2057, and the world power grid is sustained via expired convenience sauce packets and obsolete computer cords. Your foresight and planning have paid off.

we're looking for a third who understands the homelab lifestyle

Did you know you can tell a friend they look lovely, or amazing or beautiful?. Just anytime when you notice it like right now, maybe later today. You’re allowed to just share that you can see that.

*slaps the wicked dagger from your hand* Hey. Stop it. Stop.

“The new James Bond game doesn’t have enough kissing hot girls and his boss is DEI,” I say to my microwave as a frozen dinner turns in slow circles, each rotation another sliver taken away from my soul

Captain Cube Comics #310

the italian job is such a stupid movie but that car chase is incredible. it's why they invented movies and cars and having eyes

well this is annoying but I have greater concerns. how the fuck does this site know if my local Inspector/JS console is open or not

it’s important for newly out queers to speedrun their interminable problematization of rocky horror and get the fuck over it so i never have to read any of you complain about it this october. you have 4 months, get to work.

I got seven hours of sleep and I feel like a thousand bucks

Presenting you with Balatro on Sega Dreamcast (v0.19.0) : - Core gameplay mechanics implemented - All 150 jokers implemented - Planet, Tarot and Spectral cards - Shop - Save and VMU support - Background shaders And of course stable 60 FPS, also tested on real hardware. Then what's next? 7/??

oh my fucing god

radio sex: come, over

wow, in bed before 2am. I'm turning over a new leaf, girls! (the underside of the leaf is just lousy with the aphids of poor mental health)

A monitor portrait on a portrait monitor.

Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne had its world premiere at the Austin Film Festival on October 23, 2005. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

hilariously, things run just fine on Linux. it just has me sign in to my microsoft account. so good to know it's not like, somehow completely baked into how the game works

Man Sick And Tired Of Hearing Upstairs Neighbors Skirt Around Core Conflict Of Argument https://theonion.com/man-sick-and-tired-of-hearing-upstairs-neighbors-skirt-1826425076/

the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind

S-tier feature, every day there's another wave of Bluesky users posting bomb threats on main in response to a screenshot of some mildly amusing failure mode of the search overview, I hope google never changes it

You tellin me david fostered this wallace

lmao

#TransRights

I see that aggressively debloating my Windows 11 install is paying off nicely

This is a real ad the Paxton campaign is running right now

love this shot from the Marathon Season 2 trailer. time for stealth! *makes my whole face, body and ass look like downtown Tokyo*

Competitive C4T Doubles Marco Polo. Swimsuits. Televised. Blindfolds.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

remember that time Zelensky didn’t wear a tie

Until LinkedIn is destroyed Humanity can never truly be free

LinkedIn already updating job posts with the Unreal 6 announcement.

H&R Block Location Mistaken For ‘Backrooms’ Fan Event

I’m old enough to remember dooming about the ozone hole and acid rain. Both of those have vastly improved due to collective action.

this is what cracks me up every time ppl start going off about antidepressants and adhd meds being ‘overprescribed’. yes, scripts have gone up! and you know what’s gone down? nicotine and booze use

Fucksake google. That *used* to work. what the hell is happening in there. are all the smart people tied up and being tainted with laser cattle-prods lest they release something functional?

im always saying this

this is still fucking me up. os this not a valid cultural reference anymore. anyone I know with the money to buy, "malk", will immediately finish the quote and then not buy the product

nightmare blunt rotation

lilith is not unix

I have cored the pineapple with an impact drill.

chewier than Nancy Reagan in her later years