Your Pal, Ryan
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Computer toucher. Angry about it.
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the great thing about applying for a lot of jobs is that you get to interact with a lot of workday instances, all of which are terrible. for example, this one parsed my resume and thinks my god damn name is Ryan Computing
3 months ago
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Powerup Comics!!!!!!
about 2 hours ago
Also, if you want to know what we're all about, you can't do much better than this parody of Dilbert where Dilbert is inbred... But very capable.
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Gamer Dilbert on The Duck : Page Cover Page: Gamer Dilbert's Inbred Journey
We only really intended to post one silly strip, but it ended up kicking off an arc and we decided to run with it. Welcome to Gamer Dilbert's Inbred Journey.
https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Gamer_Dilbert/5790173/
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Patrixmyth
over 1 year ago
The year is 2057, and the world power grid is sustained via expired convenience sauce packets and obsolete computer cords. Your foresight and planning have paid off.
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lady wardriva
over 1 year ago
we're looking for a third who understands the homelab lifestyle
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Nanoraptor
1 day ago
Did you know you can tell a friend they look lovely, or amazing or beautiful?. Just anytime when you notice it like right now, maybe later today. You’re allowed to just share that you can see that.
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Santana Abraxas
1 day ago
*slaps the wicked dagger from your hand* Hey. Stop it. Stop.
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超の大洪水
3 days ago
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Mike Drucker
2 days ago
“The new James Bond game doesn’t have enough kissing hot girls and his boss is DEI,” I say to my microwave as a frozen dinner turns in slow circles, each rotation another sliver taken away from my soul
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Captain Cube
3 days ago
Captain Cube Comics #310
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max graves
2 days ago
the italian job is such a stupid movie but that car chase is incredible. it's why they invented movies and cars and having eyes
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alice
3 days ago
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well this is annoying but I have greater concerns. how the fuck does this site know if my local Inspector/JS console is open or not
2 days ago
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a very good ren
3 days ago
it’s important for newly out queers to speedrun their interminable problematization of rocky horror and get the fuck over it so i never have to read any of you complain about it this october. you have 4 months, get to work.
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Kenny Logins
almost 2 years ago
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Kenny Logins
almost 2 years ago
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I got seven hours of sleep and I feel like a thousand bucks
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3 days ago
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Espouaisso
5 days ago
Presenting you with Balatro on Sega Dreamcast (v0.19.0) : - Core gameplay mechanics implemented - All 150 jokers implemented - Planet, Tarot and Spectral cards - Shop - Save and VMU support - Background shaders And of course stable 60 FPS, also tested on real hardware. Then what's next? 7/??
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Haus of Decline
3 days ago
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Sartha Thrace
3 days ago
oh my fucing god
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☀️
3 days ago
radio sex: come, over
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Powerup Comics!!!!!!
3 days ago
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wow, in bed before 2am. I'm turning over a new leaf, girls! (the underside of the leaf is just lousy with the aphids of poor mental health)
3 days ago
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Nanoraptor
almost 2 years ago
A monitor portrait on a portrait monitor.
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much like your posting
3 days ago
Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne had its world premiere at the Austin Film Festival on October 23, 2005. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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hilariously, things run just fine on Linux. it just has me sign in to my microsoft account. so good to know it's not like, somehow completely baked into how the game works
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4 days ago
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The Onion
4 days ago
Man Sick And Tired Of Hearing Upstairs Neighbors Skirt Around Core Conflict Of Argument
https://theonion.com/man-sick-and-tired-of-hearing-upstairs-neighbors-skirt-1826425076/
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Princess Pretty Girl
5 days ago
the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind
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Asa
4 days ago
S-tier feature, every day there's another wave of Bluesky users posting bomb threats on main in response to a screenshot of some mildly amusing failure mode of the search overview, I hope google never changes it
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JBR
4 days ago
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nernie dangers 🇦🇶
4 days ago
You tellin me david fostered this wallace
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Mike X. Nichols
5 days ago
lmao
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Trans Rights Screenshot Generator!
5 days ago
#TransRights
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I see that aggressively debloating my Windows 11 install is paying off nicely
4 days ago
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Dave Weigel
5 days ago
This is a real ad the Paxton campaign is running right now
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love this shot from the Marathon Season 2 trailer. time for stealth! *makes my whole face, body and ass look like downtown Tokyo*
5 days ago
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Halimede.
5 days ago
Competitive C4T Doubles Marco Polo. Swimsuits. Televised. Blindfolds.
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No Sunk Costs
5 days ago
Ok this is a truly great tweet
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Eric Rauchway
5 days ago
remember that time Zelensky didn’t wear a tie
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faery dragon princess
6 days ago
Until LinkedIn is destroyed Humanity can never truly be free
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Jon Renish
7 days ago
LinkedIn already updating job posts with the Unreal 6 announcement.
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The Onion
6 days ago
H&R Block Location Mistaken For ‘Backrooms’ Fan Event
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Dalassa
6 days ago
I’m old enough to remember dooming about the ozone hole and acid rain. Both of those have vastly improved due to collective action.
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madeline odent
6 days ago
this is what cracks me up every time ppl start going off about antidepressants and adhd meds being ‘overprescribed’. yes, scripts have gone up! and you know what’s gone down? nicotine and booze use
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Nanoraptor
7 days ago
Fucksake google. That *used* to work. what the hell is happening in there. are all the smart people tied up and being tainted with laser cattle-prods lest they release something functional?
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much like your posting
7 days ago
im always saying this
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this is still fucking me up. os this not a valid cultural reference anymore. anyone I know with the money to buy, "malk", will immediately finish the quote and then not buy the product
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7 days ago
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much like your posting
7 days ago
nightmare blunt rotation
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🏳️⚧️ Computer Over
9 days ago
lilith is not unix
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Haus of Decline
9 days ago
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Austerity 🚗➡️ Beguiled
8 days ago
I have cored the pineapple with an impact drill.
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Cole Wagoner 🚀
8 days ago
chewier than Nancy Reagan in her later years
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