... @robinisfine.bsky.social just waved an induction charger in front of me, tranced me and then made the worst joke that it was an induction.

Who knew 2026 was the year I'd finally find a way to cut a path through the asexuality that I've struggled with for decades.

Being called out for my kinks by my news feed

Fuck I am hot and bothered now and it's someone's fault and they know who they are >.<

I am very overwhelmed at this point. I'd like to not think anymore for a while.

Apparently I'm insufferable for some reason...

Strawberry pop tart, macchiato, Samoa, cannoli

We're at the beach yeah. No sunrise though it's cloudy

It's really damn weird being in our father's room and using his bathroom. Unexpected roommate for the weekend though. Need to get this guy outside.

Mission start!

This is def an emotional/sub drop of sorts. The manic state finally crashed. I'm ok. I'm full of water and in bed.

The other sets of ears are on their way well in time for the convention. And now I have a plushie binding of Isaac poop character. No clue what the hell I'm doing with that

Packed the car in so much as well be gone for 3 days so I didn't need much.

Ooo ooo I'm an angel sent here to keep you company

12 hours until I have to drive to revisit the place of our birth. I feel less prepared for this drive than any other drive I've done in the last year.

Sometimes I worry I'll run out of weird shit that's happened in my life to talk about. I really won't. There is no end to the weird shit.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83292916/chapters/226463691 Chapter 5 arrives! It rhymes! This one took a little longer because some behind the scenes work on my notes had to be done to get everything straight. It was getting bigger than my brain could hold at once. #rogue-trader #warhammer-40k

The perfect... Perfect opportunity to make a leather goddesses of phobos reference in discord chat but like who will even get the joke ;-;

So again I backed myself into another Chopped scenario where I have so much leftovers I had to start using all of them at once. Between Mondays grilling, 2 cups of leftover curry, the gd 20 lb turkey, probably 4 lbs of rice, 4 lb block of pecorino and nearly expired milk.

Holy hell who even am I lately. Flirting with people? Flirting with extremely hot women? What is happening in our life

Omg I got adult content tagged for the bottoms meme image >.>

Did I just figure out how to reduce jaw fatigue enough that I can sing in our feminine register voice... Seems like I'll have to thank chappel roan for this

love running aground of a mantra i cant remember the origin of >.>

... YouTube feeding me divinity related hypnosis videos. I hate how much they seem to know me

I am giddy like a small child today

I need to get better at making scotch eggs so I can make them every year on my egg day

Fucking local number comes over the caller id as "NONE" and leaves a voice mail saying "here it is" Quickest block I've ever done.

We're in a happy mood so of course the thoughts drift to torture. Organize a movie night party. Incapacitate all the subs somehow. Set up a baby monitor in the room. Start the most god awful movie while all the d types retire to another room to do something interesting.

Saw the bnuy this morning. Reminded that even without conditioning I'm prone to weird reactions cause any time I see a rabbit I just point and exclaim "bnuy"

We like to think our mother would be proud to know that we finally grew up to be a disaster lesbian

I know it's going to be an endless string of Hebrew prayer music in our head for the entire drive to Florida Friday given we're missing shabbat service >.>

If someone honestly believes that calling yellow or red in a scene is bad, or a mark of failure, then they are, bluntly, a risky person to engage in kink play with. Safewords and color systems exist explicitly because they make kink play safer and more enjoyable for everyone involved.

Well today is turning out to be an incredible day

Love updating java and python libs across 30 servers manually >.>

If I really did narrate hypno files what would our stage name even be

Reminding everyone your free to hear my name spoken by the bg3 narrator the same way she says Authority.

In the 80s, she wrote a lifestyle column for R-18 trans tabloid The Transvestian. In the 90s, her ground-breaking novellas defined Black trans indie publishing. In the early 00s, she helped organize the TWOC community, inspiring Monica Roberts to write. This is the story of Roberta Angela Dee.

I'm tempted once again to record a hypno file in my radio voice

Wow it's been quiet here today for me

Wore my collar all weekend and I feel naked without it now ;-;

Strongly considering telling someone we like them to cut through any ambiguity because ✨autism✨

Beginning to fear my ins doesn't cover my endocrinologist anymore. So I need to figure how much this is going to cost me or find one they do.. 3-5 hour drive away

have bunny

More than ever FetLife feels like it's throwing rocks into the void posting there. I'm not sure I have it in me to try and be part of the greater community anymore.

Gundam turn A is kind of wild. Pastoral setting, nudity, lots of slapstick ball crush humor. It def feels like a 90s anime.

Why does it feel like we're actually headed towards the world in Snow Crash?

Forgot how much writing I had in my FetLife account ;-;

All I want out of the rest of my life is to help queer people succeed and thrive. It's really easy to get lost in the self sacrifice.

The worst type of guilt is the one where you blame yourself for someone else's problems; especially when that someone else is your parent or sibling.