Jean-Louis Rigaud #1986 rb.gy/nw7yac

“You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer.”

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

benewah dairy milk bottle #1, cedar street, spokane, washington, 2003

It’s like watching a black hole form.

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”

It’s not considered political violence to dehumanize people until they’re so ostracized by society that they take their own lives. It’s not considered political violence to make policy choices to intentionally kill people by depriving them of life saving healthcare.

absolutely loving the idea of the woke cracker barrel tip line

Miles O'Brien fan club assemble.

say what you will about donald trump he got cracker barrel to put the gay guy back in its logo

This article just reminded me of this old tweet

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I’m at the airport. Where time is frozen and calories don’t count.

Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.

you use a device but are still a creature

PEOPLE/GIGAWALT.GIF

Look at this majestic bastard. LOOK AT HIM

This is the type of campaign you run to beat guys like Trump and the absolute boobs in the DNC are like “no, you have to say that you are gonna give a 1.5% tax break on people opening cold pressed juice stores in disadvantaged communities”

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

A good way to think about the housing crisis is landlords pocketing essentially all the consumer surplus the last 40 years

How hard is it to be the opposition party to this??

They already made a movie about the America Party it's called Eyes Wide Shut

not now dude

I've been banging this drum for years now, I know, but Zohran's Big Night is a clear illustration of the power of giving people a vision of the future that boldly contradicts the rhetoric of Republican fearmongers. Not just "disagrees on policies," but actively paints a different image of the world.

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

This last week is a real demonstration of how capacious, yet flattened the word "violent" is in our political discourse. Political assassinations are obviously, clearly violent. But the same word has been used all week to describe protestors damaging objects--not people, objects.

one thing about americans, we will make our own lives worse and more expensive if it means a group we think is “undeserving” gets punished

It’s the month before 9/11 and life is still simple. You’re with your friends, all dressed up in Corelli costumes, waiting in a long line for opening night of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. Later you’ll hit Denny’s for a late night Grand Slam, then play Captain Corelli’s Mandolin 3 on PS2 till morning

Most political commentators are too polite to say this, but Trump won because of his appeal to the most important voting bloc: morons. If the Democrats want to win again the answer isn’t becoming more left or more right, it’s coming up with dumb policies that morons like

MOVIE/JOKEBAT.GIF

This account just posts food at British football stadiums and it's the most upsetting shit I've ever seen

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

I just it my pants

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

RIP King

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Good morning

the thing about illegally firing thousands of people is that all of a sudden they have plenty of free time to to tell you exactly what they think of you to your face

All the good news now is like “in a win for the rule of law, a federal judge says the 15-year-old named Broydynne who runs Medicare now must use a government device”

Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time.

kudos to steak and shake for a viral campaign about every adult who's been to one: as a drug-twisted shithead too fucked up to stand right

Joke Understanders check your DMs as i've sent out invite codes for Bluesky 2

I doubt it troubles them much but it has to be strange to simultaneously hold the most revered job in American culture and basically be the main characters of TV for decades, but also that job is to go stand around sourly with 30 of your coworkers because of a segment your boss saw on Fox News.