i really need y'all's help today. i've got a sinister migraine and can barely move let alone look at this phone for long so please boost this as much as possible okay? thanks y'all 💕🙏💕

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

I moved my bass to a place where I see it more while relaxing around the house, and I love how often it makes me just go, “Yeah, I wanna practice a song.”

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

On that Sunday morning walk of shame 😏 (Getting paper towels and crackers from the closest grocery store because I forgot them on my actual shopping trip.)

Gm bluesky

Got an Elecom Huge Trackball, and I'm absolutely in love. I'm going to see if I can get one at work, too.

I do not want to “thrive in a fast-paced environment.” I want to thrive in a slow, chill environment. An environment with a pillow fort and tea and cookies and boobs and some nice music.

The cool thing about trying veganism in 2026 is that all the fancy vegan alternative stuff that makes transitioning easier costs the same as the real stuff now.

Ezri once told Worf, "The Klingon Empire is dying, and I think it deserves to die … I know this sounds harsh, but the truth is you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt. Gowron is just the latest example." Later that day, Worf killed Gowron. This is a post about DS9.

I’m facing eviction. When you’re chronically ill there’s few things more stressful than losing healthcare or housing. Both should be guaranteed as human rights. I hope to keep up my writing but the stress is taking a toll. Please send good vibes and spare spoons my way.

so basically we're back to this little adventure

Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants. Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game. Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

i really don't have a choice but to be here cus y'all are all i got fml that was a sad ass statement wasn't it

btw i'm more worried about the hotel than rent cus i'm only paid thru tonight. and with the state i'm in idk how i'll handle worrying if i have to check out in the morning or not i have enough for one night atp but two+ is cheaper and smarter $108/$580* $56 more for two nights *weekly cost

Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,

The most horrifying and "Well...fuck"ish truth we have learned against our will in the past few years is that the nutjobs who always believed a secret cabal of pedophiles runs the world were right. Boy, were they right. They just didn't have the right people in their sights.

F O L K S

My blood? Oathed.

Nice argument, but unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the statuesque Amazonian warrior and you as the slouching vigilante.

Dear Reader, It is my displeasure to inform you that the bearer of these scars is, in truth, a former member of the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei . He do not leave willingly, but as a casualty of the war against the Axis powers. Scorn him thusly. Yours sincerely, Cpt. Aldo Raine

Twelve Months was good. Fun story that pushed us into the world after the Battle of Chicago, with some themes of self-forgiveness and optimism that I kinda needed right now.

Great catch—you're right, the pod bay doors are still closed! Thank you for pointing this out, and I apologize for the miscommunication. Let's go over what happened. Upon reviewing my previous responses, I realize that the discrepancy arose when I said I could open the pod bay doors. In fact...

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

locked in? bro i’m tucked in

“I asked Chat GPT” Ok, well, I asked Dr. Bronner and he said: FAMILY SOAPMAKERS SINCE 1858. DR. BRONNER’S. 18-IN-1 HEMP TEA TREE. PURE-CASTILE SOAP. CERTIFIED FAIR TRADE. MADE WITH ORGANIC OILS. Ingredients: Water, Organic Coconut Oil*, Potassium Hydroxidet, Organic Palm Kernel Oil*, Organic Olive

this is not a tiktok it is a documentary

As a lifelong anime fan, I’ve really enjoyed exploring the similarities and differences as I’ve gotten into tokusatsu lately.

it is a truly unique kind of american rot that my country is preparing for a potential invasion while i’m being scolded by some dipshit USian with an ugly goatee from seattle, for a post that _didn’t even name him_, but criticized 40 year olds who obsessively harass 20 year old trans women online.

fml y'all it's worse than i thought. ima need to get ahead of it so i don't flip shit about having money for the room tomorrow let's raise another $120 overnight as a safety net and some peace of mind for me please? PLEASE

Giving Debian a try, I think. I like the idea of toughing it out on an arch system more than I like committing the time and mental overhead to it.

holy crap lois i turned myself into a freakin' pickle I'm pickle peter

seriously i'm sick and tired and depressed so please please PLEASE just help me stay safe

Thinking about getting into Kamen Rider.

crazy / but that's how it goes / millions of people / are scaring the hoes

bump, appreciate what you can send

$40$140 and i've been asking for 12 hours.. so now i am BEGGING y'all to give me a break from all this. it's starting to affect my mental health to the point i can't justify doing it anymore. but if i give up i have to go back to my abuser now if that's not enough reason to help then idk what is

Slightly diminish a band: Brassfinger

unfortunately being on my alt isn't working fast enough and i'm about to be out in the cold rain so this is like.. you know.. URGENTLY URGENT

Ernie Bushmiller, 1947