Behold, the master race

Beckham’s looking a bit puffy isn’t he?

Remember when Sooty and Sweep nearly broke Ann Widdecombe’s neck

I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.

Be sure to show your kids this post. They apparently look up to these people; point out the shit, piss stains and black mould everywhere after only 2 months, The dozens of pills to make him throw up or shit himself thin. These people should be sectioned, instead Youtube gives them a platform to harm

no one locks in more than Ben Gibbard after a divorce

Messi celebrating like he’s just won Euro 2016

Fuck off Lionel

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Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

HOLSTEN PILS: THE MONSTERS (1980) Donald Pleasence became the face (and silky voice) of Holsten Pils in 1979 in a series of macabre ads. This gem sees him meet a mummy, a werewolf, the hunchback, and a vampire!

Phantogram this evening 🪩

Two guys improvising in 2003 had no idea they were recording a song that would last decades. The most legendary tracks are never planned.

“And that’s the real quiz”

The lad out of Witness sat next to DiCaprio there

The bloated format, the treatment of Iran, hydration breaks and now Flo Balogun, there’s an underlining grubbiness to this World Cup, a sense of principals and values being violated at constant intervals. The football’s been good but hard to shake the feeling that the sooner it’s over, the better.

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelsey had to get married at Madison Square Garden because they are more in love with each other than normal husbands & wives.

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

“Are you the farmer?”

I also appreciate Cody Gakpo and his partner using their platform to talk about miscarriage. It’s hard, it’s heartbreaking, and historically it’s been so stigmatized that you don’t realize how normal it is.

🚨 Paris Saint-Germain view Bradley Barcola as not for sale, regardless of arrivals + reluctance to pen new deal. #PSG value 23yo much higher than £116m #MCFC spending on Anderson. Ramos, Lee, Kolo Muani exits create squad & financial space 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/740...

The football’s left Casemiro again

Tuchel to the fans watching at home.

‘We’re Konsa and Quansah’

Men who you’d work with, men who could work with your kids, men whose taxis you might get into. It’s all of you until it’s none of you x

Went out for a 10k. Yeah, don’t do that.

Scots found a dog and immediately made it their new God

Wonder if he would’ve spotted Stuart Lubbock facedown in his pool with those glasses on 🤔

Andy Burnham's Mrs once went on Blind Date according to the Mail. Have to admit it's not quite up there with taking £5 million from a crypto billionaire but any port in a storm, eh lads.

The blockbusters hand jive but every time it loops it gets faster and gradually more terrifyingy

imagine paying £900 to watch that

Woah

"My Dad died in the North Sea while clinging on to a picture of his favourite Bond girl" "Diana Rigg?" "No. He fell off a boat"

Happy 10 years of Brexit.

This is your brain on X

Just seen Cristiano Ronaldo described as an ‘immobile slab of monetised wax.’ Perfect.

Portuguese players trying to get Ronaldo a hat-trick today

💔💔💔😭😭😭😭 www.theplayerstribune.com/yan-diomande...

World Cup Moments" England forward Jamie Vardy enjoys a day off from training by spending the day shopping in Repino at the 2018 tournament in Russia

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

Sick of spam calls

happy world cup day! www.theguardian.com/football/202...