Second half fc to cleave them open and get a cricket score.

Get in Wirtz!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-0!!!!

Was so confident I posted before it missed. 😭

I will be rarer during the game as streaming onto my pc, come on you reds, a confidence boosting performance please.

They are back.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

A bit heavy with the soy sauce but otherwise okay 4 stars out of 5.

Nor arsed about players who don't want to wear our red.

Onto the next round, well done reds.

Eggy teacake wraps it up 4-1

Take no chances now, lads. 😆

Yes laa!!! 2-0

So-Boss-Laaaaaaaa

Get Ole back, give him a ten-year contract.

0 - Everton are only the second top-flight side to lose an FA Cup penalty shootout without scoring any of their penalties in that shootout, after Blackburn against Sunderland in February 2003. Tame.

Written off as being at threat of bashed up, got a point.

💨💨👀

Our injuries are getting excuses in early, according to someone on here, not one for calling out, just got to laugh at the hypocrisy. 🤣

Match day, may the balls be the right shape tonight. 🤞

They've beeped out all the swearing.

Stayed home this morning, it was raining heavy all night and then froze as massive sheets of ice, I cannot risk falling over as I will be fucked and needing an ambulance, not getting out and walking will mean hip pain if this carries on as long as it looks like though. 🥴

Just had to smash the ice in my condensate pipe again, it's only the second proper cold weather spell the boiler has faced and the second time it's kept freezing 🥴

Those people who go to the supermarket/schools in their pyjamas this week.

Eldest son is 31 today, cheeky shit is saying he is too old. 🥴

Run a bath, normal water speeds, jump in, water is like a tepid cup of tea, the boiler had turned itself off, finished my bath anyway just because.

😂😂

The internet in a nutshell.

In Manchester, an old lady is struggling to get on a bus. "Can you manage love?" asks the compassionate bus driver. "Oh Gawd" says the old lady. "They haven't sacked another one, have they?"... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/c...