Through to the next round, well done lads. 🏆

We just had to let them get one

4-2 on aggregate, right?

3-0 get in #scouserintheteam

So was watching but no internet, Windows update fucked up my vpn, all fixed again now.

Internet isn't working on my pc sad noises

JUST WIN!!!

Swapped to the BBC hoping to avoid Owen and Macmanaming.

People who cannot watch television without constantly reacting to every line or scene, like some kind of at home youtube react channel. 🙄

So about these cannons.

Fucking tiresome when you see people being bombarded with US defaultism because other English-speaking countries dare to spell differently or use a different term or word for things. 🙄

You aren't old life is short, get out there and enjoy it whilst you have it.

Please, you guys at South Park, make a team America world police two, it's time.

I'm not saying all the rain so far this year is down to AI data centres evaporating metric tons of water per second, but it fucking is.

Mrs wanted some tampax this morning, but there were none on the shelf, I said leave it to me, left her there, and went and found a member of staff and asked do they have any out the back, when I returned a few minutes later she asked how I found them, I said "Oh I pulled some strings".

Got baited by the lotto, saw two emails, one saying I won a lucky dip, and one I won a prize, I checked the results saw they were not my normal two lines and knew I won from the two lucky dips I won last draw, 3 numbers was £129 last night and lucky dip was +£5 as nobody won the rollover, won £5. 🥴

I can't get on with this cooking lark, the instructions say to turn the oven to 180 degrees, when I do that the oven door is against the wall, now how am I supposed to get my tea in?

Nobody: Literally me trying to squash the paper and card into their bag on bin day.

Me: "Paramount plus" What sky heard "her milk first"

Just a thought…. When “Charlie-boy” goes over to the States to meet #DementiaDonny could he please take Andrew with him….

Parents who have tantrums when their children have tantrums, don't get irony.

People who stand around the toilet door when they know you are in there.

I feel they have misunderstood this expression:

Starmer could unite probably 95% of the UK simply by saying "fuck off you orange cunt"

Happy Birthday King Kenny, great player, great manager, great player-manager. 👑

Took an hour to take in last nights result, I am glad I felt so ill I went to bed and passed out, more Friday.

In the UK we don't drive on the left, we drive on what's left.

Not feeling very well, going to watch the rest of this in bed, I will be internetless as I don't do phones in bed, so goodnight, and hopefully we get the points xoxox

100% hand to ball for me.

Second half fc have to actually make something, not sure I can handle another 3 halves of this in a week.

Holding hands for corners, ain't that sweet?

Forever 20

"should of"

Travelling Kop in full force here.

So what are the odds that Gomes comes on for Gomes?

Come on you reds, make this look easy tonight please.

Tonight's line-up v Wolves Frimpong starts at RB - Yes It's pretty much as expected. Still no starting place for Jones.

Anyone calling the toilet a restroom, has obviously not felt the aftereffects of a lamb phall.

This app is slow for me and likes are undoing themselves, back later.

Don't know about that mate. 👀🤮

🎅

How not to help someone who is choking. 👀

*curb your enthusiasm titles here*