The story this woman is going to tell when she goes to church on Sunday…

if you see this, post a concert pic that you took

Mamardashvili is looking pretty solid, as is Leoni. Bodes well for the future! #LiverpoolFC #LFC #YNWA

Paracetamol gives your scurvy

This is going to be bad…for my waistline

Genius idea!

Cancel culture strikes again

Tempted to message the Christian members of my family to ask if they’re excited about tomorrow’s rapture…

I needed to be reminded of this…

Was it about releasing the Epstein files? It was about releasing the Epstein files, wasn’t it…

I swear I just saw Ian McCulloch in Fort Langley… #ProbablyNot

That would require them having a brain…

But they will be used to promote fascist ideology…

This is pretty epic!

🤣🤣🤣

"Fly safely. You know why I say that? Because I'm on the flight. Otherwise I wouldn't care." - every time I think I cannot despise him anymore than I already do, he says/does something to change that. What an utterly odious individual…

I stand with Mar 🐪

👌🏻

Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.

Haha

True story…

With alt-text…

I need to get my blood pressure down, so I’m going to go for a tattoo consultation…

OMFG 😮‍💨

FFS

Salah starting to show his usual self and Wirtz beginning to weave his magic is great to see! #LiverpoolFC #LFC #YNWA

Just got two messages from my youngest: 2-0 Liverpool nvm 2-1 My feed is behind 😔

That would have been an incredible goal! Just a shame Frimpong couldn’t get the necessary connection. Lovely interplay between Wirtz and Isak, and hopefully signs of things to come… #LiverpoolFC #LFC #YNWA

This could get embarrassing for Atletico! #LiverpoolFC #LFC #YNWA

My youngest just let me know that he didn’t make the school soccer team and I’m absolutely devastated for him. It’s a grade 8/9 mix, so it was always going to be tough to get in, but it would have been so good for him in many ways. 😭

King Charles hosting 🍊🤡 at Windsor Castle; he’d better hide the silverware…

If you see this… Quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

What a self-own!

This is heartbreaking. Remember his name: Demartravion “Trey” Reed

Unreal timeline we’re in…

They conflate not mourning with celebrating and anyone who isn’t mourning will be accused of celebrating. It’s McCarthyism all over again…

😳

I don’t think this is a senile moment…

This is fucking sickening…

“Sources”

“A message of God’s merciful love”

Hacking for the greater good, especially when so many people conflate not mourning with celebrating…