“Let the Epstein class fight the Epstein war!” - Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew CHILLS.

What’s on the menu for tonight’s “eating my emotions, and yours, too” session? Well since you asked, it’s those delightful, warm and gooey, cream-cheese filled, cinnamon-sugar dusted balls from Taco Bell. The TWELVE pack. Cuz we’re all gonna fuckin die anyway so why the hell not.

My university kid just gave me big disapproval I’m judging you face while listening to my AI rant. “I don’t use AI. I am very much opposed to AI. WE are OPPOSED to AI.” *unspoken glare of disapproval inserted here* So I guess I won’t be doing that again 😂

Okay I need to talk about AI. Until quite recently, I’d not even dabbled with the stuff. I’m old & retired & can get away with knowing nothing about it. I’ve avoided it. But we recently had our interior house painted, & are redecorating our main bedroom (finally, after 3 years here 😩). 1/

In my desperate attempt to find something to be fascinated enough with to ignore the news for an hour, I’ve fallen into the John Titor hole. Unfortunately, this has only deepened my existential crisis.

Airport security lineups in US vastly reduced after ICE agents kidnap most travellers

The Americans are losing this war, they will continue to lose this war, and the outcome will be the world economy crashing. Trump and Hegseth have no idea what they are doing, no plan beyond bombs and chaos, no exit strategy. But they will send American soldiers to die in a pedophile coverup war.

You know what? Something about the Davies posts seem … I dunno. There’s a lot of ways to twist something benign into scandal by using innuendo and insinuation. If he’s not actually willing to spill names and dates, I won’t amplify his gossipy claims. A rare, sober 2nd thought from me. #ableg

I am “super excited about the fancy new clothes iron I ordered online yesterday” years old.

I understand we all need to get our walks cleared. But running a snowblower at 5:45 am and waking up the entire damn neighbourhood is unacceptable and now I do not like you and I won’t be sharing my raspberries with you this summer you evil motherfucker.

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LOVING second January, #yeg

Oh look, everyone - this manly man plagiarizes women because he doesn’t have the brain power to compile his own thoughts. This is my post from last evening, and Joey here has done a copy and paste.

Just fucking wild that an “enemy” we are actively massacring also dunks on social media as a component of modern conflict. The future fucking sucks. I was promised Star Trek and got Resident Evil instead. And the afterlife’s probably Silent Hill.

The Islamic Republic of Iran’s Embassy in South Africa is trolling President Trump’s comments on who will control the Strait of Hormuz.

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think of trump as the man that will kill his all family before admiting to them he fucked up. the world is the family in this case. we are all under this existential threat. ALL.OF.US

Comparing the Democrats to a country he’s bombing. This is authoritarian demagoguery. If a Republican doesn’t denounce this, s/he is enabling it.

Again: Donald Trump is dying, & he knows it. He is losing the midterms, & he knows it. He’s getting impeached, & he knows it. He is losing his mind, & we all know it. Donald Trump is a man with nothing left to lose. Know that, & recognize the existential threat to the world it presents.

The province of Alberta was the only province in Canada who refused to provide basic information to the Globe and Mail We were not asking for Doug phones Ford cell phone It's now being investigated by the Alberta Information commissioner #JustAsking #cbc G&M reporter Robyn Dolittle #ableg

Let’s be honest, there’s really only one question that needs to be asked about Premier Smith receiving the exorbitant gift of a very expensive gold cat from a Saudi Prince Would the book The Premier Gets a Pussy from a Prince be banned in Alberta schools? #ableg #abpoli

Not for nothing, but the selection of gifs on this platform sucks chicken butts.

So the Nebraska coach is a total daddy. *crosses fingers closes eyes please don’t tell me he’s MAGA please don’t tell me he’s MAGA*

For a country that had their military “totally obliterated” by Trump last week, Iran sure did a lot of damage to Israel tonight. You guys I’m beginning to think Donald may have overestimated his success in the Middle East.

BREAKING: Robert Mueller, former FBI Director and Special Counsel who led the Russia investigation into the 2016 election, has died at 81. He had reportedly been battling Parkinson’s disease.

Watched “Hamnet” tonight. Feel good movie of the year! Thanks for all the trauma happy fricken birthday to me.

😂😂😂😂 #ableg

Well now. That’s quite the little trinket Dani came home from Saudi Arabia carrying. One wonders if she declared it at customs. #ableg #cdnpoli

Smith & Lagrange - There is only one report looking into the corrupt care scandal! No other third party reports! Wyant Addednum - Here are almost two pages of third party reports I was provided that highlight all of the concerns and conflicts! #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

It’s fricken HAILING. In #yeg. IN MARCH. At least, I think this is hail? What is this? What is even happening?

Okay I’m sorry but DAFUQ IS THIS HERE NOW?! #ableg

Stunning reporting from the Globe & Mail’s Carrie Tait breaking late this evening: RCMP expand search in AHS procurement scandal to office of an accounting firm with ties to MH Care and Premier Danielle Smith. #ableg #cdnpoli apple.news/AODVcqks5Qr-...

Well kids, shit isn’t looking good.

Okay I gave “Imperfect Women” a try, but I’m not a big fan of predictable story lines and it was already obvious what was happening by the end of the first episode and that’s really too bad. I had high hopes.

This is why Danielle Smith got all stupid about MAiD today; she needs to redirect our focus. #ableg #cdnpoli

I don’t recall ever seeing polling this bad for the CPC in the party’s entire history. This is disastrous. 27% is significantly below the CPC’s “basement” of support. Pierre isn’t just failing to expand the party, but is leading it into political irrelevancy 😳 #cdnpoli

The most recent federal polls are political death watch numbers. These are “pull the plug and let him die with some dignity” numbers. What are you doing, conservatives? He’s never going to be PM, and you owe it to Canadians to deliver an EFFECTIVE opposition. This is embarassing. #cdnpoli

The President of the United States of America is so obviously compromised, on multiple levels. Every Republican who continues to turn a blind eye to that is complicit in Trump’s crimes and corruption. This is insanity. What we are witnessing is insanity. FFS, his power is gone. Remove him now.

Tonight’s bedtime snack is last nights leftover Chinese takeout because nothing matters anymore and that orange fucked is gonna get us all killed anyway. Sweet dreams!

Trump is on Truth Social basically BEGGING for the rest of the world to get him out of the mess he made with his war on Iran, because he knows he is fucked. Meanwhile, Iran has issued a threat that is the political equivalent of “step on our lawn? Just try me, bro”. Fresh hell, hourly.

Cousin-sister bestie’s b-day is 5 days before mine. 25 years ago this weekend, we celebrated together in Victoria, BC. It was the perfect shit show: too much drinking, drugging, club hopping & dancing, topped off with matching tattoos designed by her first husband, “the artist”. 1/2

Trump expecting a swathe of nations to come help clean up the mess he and Bibi created while simultaneously bragging about how he has destroyed Iran’s military is really something else. No one else is getting dragged into this $1bn/day shit show easily.

We’re having the interior of our our house painted after living here 2.5 years (the previous owner painted the entire crib in stark white before he listed it which is smart but sterile). The painters are excellent young men but I cannot wait for this hell to end cuz I don’t fuck with chaos 😩

@marnipanas.bsky.social Something to cheer you; our girl is out in these interwebz streets kicking ass again and now we’re all gonna need this sweater 😭🫶

If Poilievre believes this “backroom deals” bs, he can topple Carney’s minority gov’t with a non-con, and force an election. But he won’t. Because he knows the CPC will get absolutely walloped, lose a lot of seats, & Carney will emerge with a super majority. Poilievre is a coward. #cdnpoli

I call Kikki Jr’s significant other their “lover” now. Just for the cringe factor.

Well that’s a big 😳 It would appear NDP MP Lori Idlout (Nunavut) has crossed the floor to the Liberals, as per a statement from NDP Leader Don Davies. Now the Liberals only need 2 of the upcoming 3 by-elections to form a majority. #cdnpoli

Holy phuque 😳 #cdnpoli

Friends, tomorrow is not going to be a good day. WTI has nearly doubled, and there will be a lot of volatility when the market opens Monday. The longer this war goes on in Iran, the worse this will get. The cost of living will skyrocket, & an energy crisis is on the horizon. It’s all bad news.