And fuck Brad Pitt while we're at it!!

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There are a lot of sexy chickens in children's entertainment, it turns out.

fuck marry kill: the LOST BOYS vampires

Drew a pugakeet for my kid IF YOU EVEN CARE.

hey man it's cool and all but I wanted to ask, do you bite your thumb at me sir? no worries if not just checking though because I was pretty sure you did lol

fuck marry kill: the LOST BOYS vampires

Ramadan Kareem and happy new year (not to be confused with Gregorian new year)! 🏇May the year of the fire horse bring energy in the form of rebellion and revolution. 🔥 🧧 Send us 红包 so we can keep our eSIMs topped up and begin sending new ones again. 🤳🏼 bit.ly/eSimsRUs #ConnectingGaza

If I don't get to see THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE so so soon I think I'm going to start eating my own limbs.

[Nutty professor voice, but also I'm bleeding] Pretty lady

Had to do some gear changing in the fall but I'm finally watching this all the way through w the 13yo, letting her have this one good thing before she has to learn about Leonardo DiCaprio's dating history.

hey man it's cool and all but I wanted to ask, do you bite your thumb at me sir? no worries if not just checking though because I was pretty sure you did lol

Every trans person who insists on being seen is a living map for those still finding their way.

Why isn’t The Left as excited about AI as the people who are mandating return to office just because???

the overseer of project 2025 is telling you out loud that every inch you cede on trans rights is part of the plan to create a white christian fascist state

Copping to the accusations that I am Libbing Out Big-Time by playing HAMILTON numbers for the kid after the appropriately corresponding lesson on the Revolutionary War.

uggggggggggggggh it's ANGEL night

I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart.

Drew a pugakeet for my kid IF YOU EVEN CARE.

My ancestors hail from distant swamps and bogs and came to this land to dampen the vibe

I think I could be persuaded into becoming very still for maybe a moment but then I would have to get right back to squirming

If you don’t promise to sew your mouth to the asshole of the human centipede that is the DNC you are a wrecker

everyone who shared the rfk video will be hearing from my lawyers, I demand compensation, how dare you

the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle

They should make a Suika where if you die in the game you die in real life.

You can't tell a male and female dwarf apart, because of the beard. You also cannot tell if they're nude, again because of the beard

🙅‍♀️🚫🚫👎 DNI 👎👎🚫🚫🚫🙅‍♀️ if you do not want to talk about 2025's KEEPER, a dark trip by Osgood Perkins.

I shall never 🙂‍↕️🙏

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Wallpaper looking a might yellow today, laddies.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Yes.

Guy who is convinced that each butt cheek is itself an ass, that humans have two asses each, and gets incredibly confused when people try to explain ass mathematics to him.

Just another Manwich Monday

Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive. Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list. Lets close out this season and make their day! :)

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Public comment on Dr Oz's proposed rules to ban gender-affirming care for youth closes 2/17 One rule bans hospital-based care, the other eliminates Medicaid/CHIP coverage Together they'd make care virtually unavailable nationwide, including in shield law states www.patreon.com/posts/149210...

my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

This Black History Month, we honor three Black disabled ancestors whose brilliance and care continue to shape our movement: Atinuke “Tinu” Abayomi-Paul, Leslie Lee III, and Teighlor McGee. May we carry their names, work, and love forward, and continue making Black disabled history, together.

Best outfit of 2026 so far. Bottom half is bright red Kum & Go [rip] joggers and a pair of realtree camo slides but it took 700 attempts and a humongous amount of psychic damage to get one photo I liked so you'll have to take my word for it that I look cool as hell.

They should make a Mario Kart where if you die in the game you die in real life.

I got asked to be on my favorite (ever) podcast talking about my favorite thing to talk about with the intention that I was actually knowledgeable about it and I was sweating BULLETS! that I would end up in the bin 😭

11yo coming in with "truth be told" at dinner tonight.

Oh you love me? Name all of my problems

Happy Valentine’s day from Crips for eSims for Gaza. 
Send us roses in the form of mutual aid @ bit.ly/eSimsRUs. 
We miss you, Alice!! Graphic: Sunny Chiu #ConnectingGaza