It's fine to use dish soap on your cast iron every time, just dry it real good and oil it before you put it away. Our foremothers did not treat their cookware with a-feared preciousness!

I come out and ask the 13yo what's on. "Oh, we're watching the autistic man who has anxiety for a job."

hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar

One thing I'm not gonna do is watch a movie that makes my nerve endings dance and then get all caught up in "what" it "means" like!! That's not my business!!

Stapling this to the forehead of the doctor who laughed in my face when I told her I worried this was where things would end up.

People who never claimed you and importantly who you never claimed cannot throw you away. Think about the people who actually matter to you.

And also I'm really tired of having to give a rundown of my and my children's personal health and medical history in order for healthcare workers not to try to talk me out of performing my own version of the infection control that they refuse to! DO BETTER!

So many organizers I know and respect are no longer able to be on the front lines in the streets or at the doors due to getting Long Covid. There’s still much people can do behind a screen and on the phone, but it’s not the same. SOMEONE still needs to be in field. Protect field capacity: Mask & vax

MIRROR MASKING. YOU BITCHES IN HEALTHCARE NEED TO LEARN THIS SHIT. LIKE. FUCK.

About 230 male and female medical students from Gaza’s various colleges of medicine held a graduation ceremony in front of the ruins of the Al‑Shifa Medical Complex in Gaza City on Saturday. The event was organized by Gaza’s Ministry of Health. Video: Abdulruhman Ismail via X (@a_abdulruhman)

"What's the difference between us and the Devil? Well, that's sort of an academic question"

The fashion move for winter is dresses over sweatpants with housecoats, tell your friends.

Extremely humiliating how much I laugh at Mikey Day's bullshit on IS IT CAKE?

I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake

Think about how fucking corroded your soul would have to be to look at this administration of nazis and pedophiles and truly think that better things are not possible. That there are not fucking *orders of magnitude* of improvement possible. That this, now, is at all close to doing the best we can

It's NONE of ANY of your BUSINESS but I'm so in love with my husband, twenty years is a nice number of years.

Another day or two of posting and we’re gonna solve this

Literally stripping the copper from the walls of the world

There’s literally a handbook

maybe 249 years was enough

trying to describe how I picture myself:

hi I'm Sara

When I say something dumb on here I do it on purpose to give you guys the bonding experience of yelling at me together. I do it as a public service

Okay, a resolution. Resolved.

Watching a frog carry a scorpion across a river: I want what they have

Are you fucking kidding me.

Let me hunt you for sport so I know it's real

never speak to me or my pagliacci again

the way ghosts kiss is they open mouth scream into each others mouth

In 2026, when someone asks how I'm doing, I'm going to stop saying "bad" 🙂‍↕️

When I saw PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, right at the very end in the split second when the theater was still silent, I BURST into tears I was SO scared 😭

The energy I’m bringing into the new year

When I saw PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, right at the very end in the split second when the theater was still silent, I BURST into tears I was SO scared 😭

Here’s to 2026

This is what I bring to the table:

restricting my media diet to Teletubbies and Caillou until I forget the context of everything and am qualified to write for the Atlantic

Put myself into emotional stasis 18 months ago and you would NOT believe how quickly everything you're proud of and everything that makes you feel good will drop off once you let go, a real use-it-or-lose-it situation! Telling myself it's not too late to correct course.

If 2025 didn't stop you nothing will

do NOT make a lemon pig. the lemon pigs CAUSED THIS. you are messing with forces you DO NOT UNDERSTAND and CANNOT CONTROL.

I think I'm all set on life hacks. I don't think I'm the problem.

Father Time in the hospital waiting room, anxious for the New Year to be born. His wife is currently dilated. Her name is Michaela. She's not a personification of a larger concept. She's a marketing manager who graduated from McGill. She met Father Time on the apps. Now she gives birth to years