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Elon's "Rosebud" is posting. His deepest desire is for everyone to tell him what a hilarious and clever poster he is. The problem is that he isn't funny. And it kills him. It explains why he bought Twitter. It's why Grok is the way it is. And it explains . . . whatever the holy hell this is.

Saying this but to a computer

Reskeet for awareness

They truly believe this! Like when they arrest a noncitizen who committed a crime years ago and has been out of prison for a decade, they put out a press release claiming they saved the public from a serious threat, even if the person has been law-abiding for years and is a random ex-con doing well.

It's pretty obvious that Tony Khan does try to reward loyalty. Mark Briscoe has taken any and all assignments - more often than not losing. Yet he still got over. Winning the TNT Title from Kyle Fletcher - star tabbed for great things in the future - is a big win. #wrestlesky

If you have any Gmail accounts, I strongly recommend you take a look at these settings.

TK please pay the money to make this the Opps theme during this reign www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwdN...

Count your blessings. @theonion.com

No wonder people are mad about this article. archived version here: archive.ph/McWho#select...

this is not a drag of the writer of this particular piece, which is largely sympathetic, but this line of argument makes me nuts young people are involved in protest and organizing at several levers of power—but they're not able to show up to photo op street rallies at the same rates as retirees

a left-of-center charles murray type who argues that we must stop blaming the myriad problems of southern whites on their diseased culture and instead accept that southern whites are genetically inferior

Malevola cosplay from Dispatch!

the guy that said my cartoon was not ok

he paid millions and did untold damage to the earth, to make it so his phone can bully his friends because he doesn't have a sense of humour

what if i just started crying

the solution is of course to just give trans kids HRT

Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.

We used to be a proper country that celebrated bloody wrestling

Rockstar should cancel GTA 6 and just make a Red Dead game starring Hangman Adam Page instead

evergreen

If ICE agents get to be anonymous, it's reasonable to punish every single ICE agent for the worst of their crimes

"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better

"Trump develops real estate so he must know how high rents have gotten in New York" fucking listen to yourself

One of these men is a “populist” The other simply loves popularity. The thing is that liberals can’t distinguish between the two, because they think their unpopularity is a reflection of how enlightened they are. Also they never looked it up. They’re all Dunning-Kruger-afflicted Bill Maher-alikes.

It's wild how "our intellectual elite are a bit morally smug" warrants the same article being pushed out saying as much for a decade, but a global paedophile ring in which many of our richest and most powerful and leading minds all took part is, you know, uncouth to talk about.

MTG resigning is a recession indicator. If anyone in congress is willing to give up that insider info for easy gains; The Casino is closed.

Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today

TikTok Algorithm Update

it's funny on here today but it's not as good as the world series game that lasted 6 years

This guy has his finger on the pulse of his party's base in a way that others in his caucus unequivocally just do not

yeah here it comes

I am howling.

Mamdani getting Trump to back down & even *compliment* him costs Mamdani absolutely nothing (& indeed actually shows his skills) & probably also saves a lot of vulnerable ppl in this city a trememndous amount of pain if it means Trump is less inclined to act shitty towards us bc of this meeting

‘Chainsaw Man’ is like if ‘Dorley Hall’ was for trans women

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

I think it's very telling that she skips over how for an entire century jews were blamed by capitalists for the spread of communism, including the fabrication of the Elders of the Protocols of Zion by Tsar Nicholas II, but she'll bring up communist anti-Semitism.

America 2025.

the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar

I have now seen Angel's Egg. After 20 years of not knowing a thing about it- I still don't!

“If you actually look at the two of them, the tropes are kind of the same, right? The right is saying that Jews are doing a white genocide, and the left is saying they’re doing a genocide in Gaza, it’s like the same, it’s like very similar tropes.” — Sarah Hurwitz, former speechwriter for Pres...

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

So it’s worse than we thought

If you're wondering why a large chunk of ostensibly left-of-center pundits are waging war on environmental protections in the form of an "abundance agenda," it's because Silicon Valley has quietly developed a culture of rampant pollution.