rejecting someone is a miserable fucking experience and it is your duty as the asshole making someone do it to lighten the mood by playing it off chill and reassuring them you’re fine when they do

the worst part about being unlovable and ugly and lonely and everything being futile is that every single time someone tries to hit on you it’s someone you feel absolutely 0% attraction to

anyone shocked by this in 2025 needs to wake the fuck up

One of the craziest stories I've seen in a long time. If you think Trump and his administration are extreme and depraved, just wait until you learn about the young guns who are positioning themselves to take over the reigns in the next few decades www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

president moron finally figured it out all by himself

holy fucking god

free speech is dead

i can almost respect that trump doesnt waste your time pretending to be a good person. its an endearing quality. the phony sanctimony and desperate need to feel like a good guy of most of these shit bags around him is really excruciating

there is a great evil in my soul

My favorite way to make myself depressed is Soviet time capsule messages www.russiabeyond.com/history/3266...

i treat my pussy like a finely seasoned cast iron pan. it was too much work to use regularly so i let it rust over in some random kitchen cabinet

mahjong is a game for perverts if i wanted to sit around a table smoking playing a game of draw go id call up 3 of my local blue players

glowing my grains out

months of bitching about how people are only interested in fucking me now that i’m “hot” (fetishizable and easy) wondering why i wasn’t finding people who really wanted to be with me when the answer was in my face the whole time!

boymoding (killing myself by violent means to ensure success)

getting mad at all the losers killings themselves before i get a chance to and making me feel like i can’t now cause our mutual friend would be double traumatized

this is, flatly and subjectively, intolerable to anyone who fancies themselves free people. simply intolerable

Thinking about how much of their violence has been normalized already, how scenes that caused shockwaves 6 weeks ago are now part of the rhythm of daily life. Watched a TikTok from a daughter who has to do her parents' laundry & get their groceries because they're in hiding. This is just it now

if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:

bluesky > masto when talking about killing yourself in graphic detail is the vibe

they really put trump on the cover of time magazine again

lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day

it will always baffle me how democrats will cede all narratives to the far right on topics like immigration, whenever the right gets in office public opinion slides against them on this issue and you’ll see your average american protesting against ICE. dems need to stop ceding ground

the problem with arguing politics with americans is they still just say “dictator means bad” and can’t explain why

Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work

cumming shitting and killing myself

the best policy is to stop learning about people as soon as you like them so they never get the chance to drop that they’ve won all seventeen of their attempted murder cases

vaxxed?

this might be my joker moment

Chat is it a good sign that it took national reporters an entire month to finally pay attention to the third largest metro in the country being invaded

if trans girls don’t start fucking eating i’m gonna have a problem

if i may brush past the inclusion of the currently alive president here, i feel like implying the god emperor of mankind is dead is like, ultimate heresy

"i need a little label on every account that tells me if theyre following the hamburglar" bless your heart my 35 year old buddy

Least environmentally destructive AI fan

i wonder if a sufficient number of viable democrats have it in them to effectively counter a narrative of "i am tanking the economy, firing everyone i can, and sending soldiers to push you around if i dont like the way you think, and also lee greenwood is the only music allowed"

The administration’s current approach to “the cartels” is bombing civilians who they accuse of being part of cartels and killing them without any arrest or trial. And Bondi just said that they plan to “take the same approach” with antifa as they did with drug cartels.

WSJ is reporting that the Truth Social post where Trump told Pam Bondi to prosecute Comey *really was supposed to be a private message* www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

this guy has potential he could be another cybersmith

Least psychotically pedophilic libertarian

say what you will about Kash Patel but in like ten years he's gonna get Aziz Ansari an Oscar nom

my bad for displaying signs of the mental illness i told u i have

glowing my grains out

CUBS WIN BABY WE GO TO GAME 4 BABY LETS GO

Chicagoans have arrived at Trump Tower, chanting "all power to the people, no human is illegal!"

the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

how do u say "i remember u from a past life and we were so in love and grew old together and this life feels empty without u" to someone u just met