we're .4 nanoseconds from a MEET ME AT HOME DEPOT

i love it when boilerplate libs get a little pissy and start saying the quiet parts out loud

happy halloween

do you know what i mean?

he may have it wrong on a few issues but he’s the best shot we have in the general so you have to vote for him or you’re literally hitler

im gonna wake the family up omfGGGGGGGGGGG

hi do yall know about 7 big fat horse

> put meatkid in bed "love you bud!" "i love you dad" > close the door > tiny voice through the door: I love you dad! "I love you bud" (this repeats 10 or 15 times) Ok my health bar is full

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @beethebumble.bsky.social 1

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @coffeecat.tgirl.gay 1

It's ok to have a wrong opinion. It happens to the best of us, really. Well, not me, but to many people.

Delete your account dipshit

listen to this talented motherfucker

Hi I missed you and I made these pogs for you while you were away

y'all ever fuck with Goodbye Blue Monday? www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-W...

hey real quick, just a reminder that most people- Jews included- are working class and are as powerless as the rest of us against monsterous state institutions supported by an army the size of many countries Ascribing blame to someone based only on their identity is wrong. repeat that as needed.

#CancelSkip #RektRaccoon #NoFuzzBuckets

hey this is a weird coincidence

Smooth Coke

starting tomorrow, evil shiddpostha season

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boker shorts

-posts nonstop about Jews everywhere having collective responsibility for Israeli war crimes. - transphobia -dehumanization - visible glee at the thought of a person who embarrassed him online being deprived of their liberty and killed. Yeah you can’t call yourself a “leftist” anymore.

this is the best closeup magic routine ive ever seen. the sleight of hand here is insane! cheers scom

people be like "omg you havent had turkish delight?" and its just some fucken goop

@yesallcops.net thinkin about you man

@badposter.lol this is you, all of the time

raise your hand if you're excited for this, so that i may publicly bully you into a coma

ladies and gentlemen and gender havers of all types we have a voluntary meatling potty poop

yeah so, any moots of mine following this trash streamer, you might wanna reconsider

oh the fucking irony of you pleading with Lindsay Ellis and using the "smol bean" defense, and then literally attacking a small account that dared speak against you Delete your account

[silence, but make it italian]

My mind went straight to peanut and then straight to this

Hi Martin I would like to propose a very minor change to your bio

as a straight dude this is basically a hate crime: >good POV angle of Tha Layday havin fun for a few minutes straight >sudden jump cut to the dudes face so close you can count his boogers

flu and covid vax in the arm its beel real yall

constantly chasing the attention of accounts with 3 followers

This is what we used to call a Pussy Wagon and it's only become more true with time

ok but you know lady tequila a freak tho

everyone please send something nice to skip, he's clearly struggling right now

im taking the copies of kingdom hearts and placing them gently and lovingly into the trash

hi gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…

they should make a kingdom hearts thats actually fun to play