c’est la stupid chungus vie

I am headed over to your moms house to go on a date with your mom and then have sexual intercourse with her afterwards if that’s ok

how do you say “fuck my stupid chungus life” in french

fuck my stupid chungus life

gold red yellow sweet gold red green potato

1984 core and seven years ago

I can’t believe im going to be spending $1200 this year on The Bus

my culture is not your shitposr

help

buying merch for my favorite typing speed test website

girl I was friends with as a teenager is now an atheist pornstar tradwife

uhh yeah, im pretty much scared as fuck of a imaginary guy

hey why is substack sending me porn Also why are people posting porn on substack I don’t use substack

ugh they haven’t texted me back in 45 minutes :/ they’re probably busy at a birthday themed gangbang orgy :/

PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP

another day another blood pact

(what is this?) “what is this?” A freakin what is this or somethin?

(Italian monster house) “what is this? A freakin monsta house or somethin?”

(Italian) “what is this? A freakin transgenda house or somethin?”

all of my managers keep telling me that i should join their blood pact to the company and that id be a really good mule and , im honestly flattered, but i dont know if im willing to devote my heart and soul completely to the corporation just yet

grocery stores have a sort of magical property where they magically make everyone who works in them want to kill themselves

transgender homeowner

im gonna get transgender married someday and you cannot fucking stop me

bouncing on that “thing”

every year when cotton candy grapes come back into season I try one and I think “oh wow I don’t really like these” I guess I’ll try them again next year

got super high last night and ravenously ate two oranges over my kitchen counter

insane that they can just keep inventing new apples forever

im only sexy because im pure of heart

Not a political guy, and very much moderate. But, if we don’t agree on a sensitive topic, we’re enemies and I hate you

im transgender in america which means im legally allowed to do whatever i want and nobody can stop me legally

wrong to work

it’s not “quirky” or “girlboss” to kidnap the president of a foreign nation

sarg, im only 18, got a ruptured spleen, and I always carry a purse

my New Year’s resolution is to be kind to the people around me

im joining the war on Venezuela on the side of Venezuela

being in love is really convenient because that’s at least one less thing I have to worry about

babe I love how satirical you are

ahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh I hate this stupid fucking country

spot the difference

on a real note I think this year is going to be really great for me

rudolphs shiny new year stays ON during

the passage of time? more like my weiner is primed

my life is like a movie Like what if What would happen if a movie sucked

apparently moscato and champagne are different

Actually I just googled it and couldn’t have been more wrong

I like to imagine all of my mutuals who r gimmick accounts are just a silly guy with a silly moustache

goodnight to the creatures and ghouls

it pisses me off when I sneeze and no one blesses me. you want me to die?? You wouldn’t even care if I had the plague and I died????

listening to male manipulator music to hype myself up for the day