Ok I was kinda sold before but now we REALLY need to get Mamdani elected.

little man sounds like a barcode scanner

Brought the kittens into the bus, ostensibly for formula, but instead it's LEAPING and PLAYTIME. (it's fun, I highly recommend fostering) No sound really, except kitten skittering.

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

[extremely loud kibble crunch]

What a good gag

I'm a simple man. I see a kitty, I reskeet.

Even a parking lot can be beautiful in this state.

President Trump has beef with American cattle ranchers.

🎃 (1/3)

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

So I saw this posted on Reddit last night, and the algorithm decided to serve up a very funny ad at that moment.

Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!

It cost $0.00 to make an artist's day better

i here it cost $0.00 to make an artist's day better (wink-wink ring that bell, hit that like etc) #art

I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse

TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999

Look, it’s really straightforward to get a publisher as a new name indie in 2025. Simply do 95% of the work making and marketing your game, and if your metrics are trending towards almost certain success, a publisher will swoop in to promise the remaining 5%, deliver 3%, and collect 75%

i would hope you hear more and more elected officials pointing out that "trump has obviously diminished capacity and the people around him are taking advantage of him" because trump has obviously diminished capacity and the people around him are taking advantage of him

no, ICE has to be destroyed, Gestapo agents don’t get their cushy paychecks back just because they started to feel bad now but we’re fine with brutalizing immigrants until now

the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress

Here are some pictures of Scotland being all pretty and shit I hope that sparks some joy in all the doom

GASSER COULD MEAN FART

WARNING: earnest/serious thread - brief pause on the shitposting arc I tracked, and blocked all but 3, of the first 2000 accounts to follow the Department of War account that dropped yesterday - by hand, from my phone - here's some of what I learned:

Also to the Gen z in the comments. “I’m online so ill never be out of touch”

Welcome to Bluesky 💙🦋

people who earnestly try to argue that blocking certain accounts deprives u of important opposing viewpoints are assuming these certain accounts are posting in good faith which is a dangerous assumption tbh

I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings. These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate. Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.

Wish you were here ⁺˚⋆｡°✩₊

This man struck out the side in the top of the inning and then led off his team with a massive dinger. This is like what my brother and I used to do in sports video games growing up and just custom build a player with stats set to 99 in every category.

Can I please please PLEASE just get the Burlington National Weather Service account here??? It's literally the only thing I still have ANY presence on Twitter.

i thought of another one! publishers should pay for a bare minimum of like 3 professional sensitivity readings. i paid for mine out of pocket (and got some free non-pro ones from folks willing to donate their time) but it adds up, and i'd love to work with more people who know what they're doing

“It was a mistake to put so many migrants in New York City.” - Cuomo

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

Ribs! At the supermarket.

No notes

Shot + chaser

Seems like pretty good casting, with her playing Umbridge.

I don't have the mental energy to clarify what I mean right now (and I'll probably regret saying this right before logging off for the night) but there really does feel like some deep racism going on with this whole process. Like...in the sense that Palestinian lives are worth less.

10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain And 100% reason to remember The Game

Having to wrack my memory to be certain, but it is pretty wild to see someone on this list that I competed against in high school sports, and won against. (I competed against Aaron Gordon in discus throw, and I finished 3rd at the meet behind only people from my team.)

I'm going to make the spiritual successor song to the B-52s' Rock Lobster and it will be called Rocktopus.

I don't know how all those people in Dune do the spice all the time, I snorted cinnamon one time and I just got a bad headache.

Fun Mondegreen from Bon Jovi's "It's My Life": "It's my life, Like Frankenstein I'll build it my way"

Mother 3 (GBA, 2006)