No, but I wish I did?

GODDAMMIT "REINVENTING THE WHEEL" IS A PHRASE FOR DOING SOMETHING STUPID AND UNNECESSARY, NOT A REQUEST

yall wanna talk about coalition building and community and shit like that, well who exactly do you think you're gonna be recruiting? you think comrades spring out of holes in the ground? or are most of you FORMER liberals? be real.

As the OP points out a couple posts down, even the usernames are following the same strategy. Every one of the answers to the question is from a "user" with a name related to what product benefit they're talking about.

I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people. I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇

Maybe they know that competitive esports players don't know how to do their laundry? Or at least, don't do it?

So, the actual winner of the Nobel Peace prize has to call the guy who thinks he should have won the Nobel Peace Prize to ask him to not murder her on her way to accept the Nobel Peace Prize. Have I got that right?

The fact that the Toyota app requires push notifications to enable remote lock/unlock/start is just absurdly user-hostile design.

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For the record, the day before I took these photos, there was an avalanche less than a quarter of a mile away. Rule #1 of winter sports: respect the mountain.

Here is a French Christmas ad for a supermarket. It has infinitely better look, story, and message. It actually sparks joy in you rather than leaving you depressed, unlike Coca-Cola and McDonald's AI ads.

Don't mind me, I'm just looking through some old photos from when I went to Germany.

I think the nfl should add wilhelm screams any time there is a hard hit

without birthright citizenship in the united states, you don't have a democracy and you don't have rule of law. revoking birthright citizenship gives fascists free rein to purge the country of literally anyone they don't like. it opens the door to atrocities and mass murder. i am not exaggerating.

streetwaka

The US is so cooked. Say what you will about US hegemony, but it was good for those of us living here that we had it. Now, we're ceding so much ground to other countries, and we are absolutely going to be left in the dust. All because some people got mad that they had to see some non-white people.

I screwed up the threading on this, so for those who missed it: Tiny Pie (12/5/2025 - 12/7/2025) You were delicious

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a whole new world to explore

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

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> they were “identified terrorist targets” >> neat, you don’t have an AUMF >> even if there were one, they were SHIPWRECKED and hors de combat > we were actually targeting *the cocaine* >> by your own admission IT WAS NOT HEADED TO THE UNITED STATES

I think if I lost my company more than $77 billion I'd probably get fired.

billionaires are smart and good at business that's why they have a billion dollars.

Moment of Zen

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that

I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.

This is a beautifully written essay.

Repost with alt text, but...yikes. It is extremely dangerous and horrifying that this man has any degree of political power.

The second one looks like someone poorly photoshopped a polar bear face onto the side of another polar bear.

this is hilariously demented but also true! if you read "the west" to mean "fash international", which is what these guys always mean by "the west", and it absolutely needs X The Everything App

Still one of my all time favorite classic YouTube videos.

Also, this always disarms me with a smile...

Just been reminded of another of my all-time favourites, Ian Curtis rides a rollercoaster...

Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?

"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"

Letting guests know in advance that opening the shampoo 3 times, but closing it only twice, waiting thirty seconds, and then turning the bar of soap counterclockwise is how you get the towel to appear

This is the first time I've ever heard of beer being used as a cleaning instrument.

Pocket rocket (in the automotive sense)

the original version of this post says "wonderful news for your penis" which is so load-bearingly crucial in my mind. it feels naked without it

Putting this sticker on my fuel door is one of the funniest things I've ever done. Which...kinda says a or about how funny I am.

Da ba dee, da ba di

This bath bomb is giving me so much joy right now! 🥰🌈🌈🌈

Let me be abundantly clear that any Democratic candidate who isn't actively promising to punish the people responsible for this to the maximum extent possible is illegitimate and cannot be allowed to take office. We need a vicious Democratic Party that treats Cotton, Hegseth et al as monsters.

Not sure why, but this is so much more chilling to read now with real world context and it isn't just a dystopian fiction.

Probably should have expected Stowe to be crowded today. And with few lifts open...well, this happens.