I'm sorry, but every single one of these polls should have Truss on the graph, not only because the short, near vertical line is very funny but also because it establishes a memorable example of where the approval floor is. And I think Starmer is below it, which is also very funny.

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We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.

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rough day for anyone who believes in the sanctity of human life

Once upon a time, way back in high school and almost 15 years ago at this point, I wrote this poem. A few years ago, I got it published, under a pseudonym I used for the brief period I was making an effort at being a writer. Feels relevant today. spillwords.com/warrior-by-j...

I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames

You feel crazy because you’re trying to make sense of insanity and horrors and you can’t. You just can’t.

Anybody else getting “tom hanks has Covid / the nba season is over” vibes from these two pieces of news?

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

This senile moron has been on a nonstop crime spree since the day he took office and even talking about impeachment is still beyond the pale for this congress. Useless

keystone cops-ass technology

Trump hates his supporters.

Happy #PokemonDay 🥳 It’s the 30-year anniversary of this amazing franchise - of which I’ve been a fan for over 20 years! 🤩 This is a tribute to some of my favorite Pokémon I’ve grown attached to, all together. I probably got some of their heights wrong. 😅 #pokemon30th #pokemon #art #cuteart

"I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It would be so damn literal!" –Mitch Hedberg

1 RT = 1 love for my art 😭🙏🖤

Nintendo just sold me on the new Pokemon game.

Well, that's ironic.

Well that's sad. RIP to a real one.

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

four scary looking guys on horseback just told me everything is going according to plan and then one of them coughed blood on me so i thinks it’s safe to say things may be looking up

what’s more, the other candidates gave to stand on a platform with them while their results are announced, even if that candidate is the literal prime minister

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed. (Couldn't resist doing multiple)

This is quite literally a serial killer strategy.

Happy 30th Pokemon day 🥳 #art #pokemon

Happy 30th anniversary to Pokemon! Here's a few of my favorites to celebrate! (In case it isn't obvious, I started with Silver) #pokemon30 #pokemon

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"war in Afghanistan"

I will grant Platner a small amount of leeway *in this case* because it's entirely possible he doesn't know who Peters is, just saw this post and decided to retweet it on its merits, and that's it. But that does demonstrate a couple of important things about right-wing media spaces.

I've reported 2-3 stories in my career that have sucked the spirit out of my body and this was one of them. But! Seeing the response of the fgc to help their brother genuinely put it right back. Im humbled to have been trusted with this. Help your neighbors friends those in need are all around you.

When the bottom of your sock gets wet

:/ better luck next time! www.aa.com.tr/en/europe/fo...

Please help if you can. I know the new Kansas policy won't hold, but the confusion and stress is part of the problem.

Two very plain truths: 1) This almost certainly can’t stand any legal challenge, especially with the precedent set last year WRT passports. 2) The point of this law isn’t to last. It’s to harass, sew confusion, and force undesirables out.

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

The energy I'm bringing to the timeline

This stunt where ICE releases people far from home with no proper clothing and no way home should be treated as attempted homicide. In this case, actual homicide. These cases are not accidental or based on misunderstandings. They are deliberate attempts to inflict bodily harm.

GodDAMN it is refreshing to hear a political candidate say this.

People have been saying this but it's worth repeating: this year is the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence and the US government is treating Minnesota like it's one of the English colonies

So what they’re saying is the things being thrown might snowball?

after failed military incursion, us government responds with economic sanctions

remember when david klion gave the marshal petain speech about how we should return to Twitter because the masses are still on Twitter

once a year the brunchlords at Semafor host a "restoring trust in news" conference where they unironically platform most of the people responsible for destroying trust in news, then lob softball questions at them this year's lineup is a real doozy (notice the complete absence of indie media)

Hey remember all those people who got prison camp tattoos about Warren back in 2020? I wonder how they're all doing now?

The funny thing is, as someone with a degree in English literature, I can look at that and say "ok so maybe Ishmael ISN'T his name."