@thedollop.bsky.social @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social

How does all of this affect the next Riyadh comedy festival?

Anybody else getting “tom hanks has Covid / the nba season is over” vibes from these two pieces of news?

The Dollop is basically a 250-year after action report on America’s worst people/ideas, where Dave Anthony (guy with books, labradoodle daddy, drivers license holder) reads a story from US history to a guy not named Gary @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social who has no idea what the topic is going to be about

SEASON FINALE of my HIT (not released not aired yet not a hit) Talk Show ALMOST LIVE! Tuesday 1/27 6 pm in Burbank. Free tix email [email protected]

Of all the people who got let into this regime this box car hobo who sounds like he’d “jig for tooth money” is the wildest sometimes.

The bullies are in charge but the twist? They are now massive bitches.

New to me: The 1933 Wisconsin Milk Strike @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social youtu.be/pGtKLfELRnE?...

This is IMPORTANT

There were so many explosions in Venezuela I expected Erika Kirk to make an entrance.

The United States just has to be stopped. We are in a plane with a drunk pilot in a locked cockpit. And he wears orange make up and thinks he may be Jesus. And he’s a sex criminal. Plus his neck is a vagina.

"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border

The right wing is still just sore over this correct decision Minnesota made in 84.

We should just change JFK’s name to Trump

I am now ready to start 2026. Sorry for sucking at the triple door @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social I'll be better next time lol

Especially if your new year’s goal is to drink a lot of sparkling water

Photo backstage from the Mamet play ‘the Pedo and his Sunblock’

Not good

Grandma got into the edibles again

Whoopsie!

15 minutes in and I am dying from laughter Love this @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEkJ...

I’ll be at the UCB in La doing ASScat at 830 tonight!

This is absolutely unreal

Congress' Epstein Files vote tomorrow will be undermined by "national security" www.kenklippenstein.com/p/national-s...

On 11/24/25 join @thedollop to make some money for @HollywoodFoodCo live on yt at 6pm pst. We are live watching ‘Cats’ the musical movie that everyone loved. Dave is excited!! YouTube.com/thedolloppodca… . Chip in if you can!! Link to the gofundme: https://gofund.me/953865683

Trump’s mouth is starting to sound more and more like a real ballroom.

If Schumer steps down he will probably fall and break his hip.

Chuck Schumer should step down.

I genuinely think the Dems have decided it is beneficial for them to let healthcare skyrocket and fundraise vs give people help with healthcare costs. This is your better option of the two parties. Just two different sized dildos to jam up your ass. You want the 12” or 25”?

Trump says Fent makes you look like a chopped Smurf 👍🧟 @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social #fentanyl #smurf #podcast #comedy #trump

Folding the toilet paper into a little triangle hides a multitude of sins 🎩😌 @blakewexler.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social #podcast #comedy #maidservice #hotels #andrewcuomo

He’s the Jim Kramer of politics so this should frighten you

What stage of capitalism is this?

That oughta do it

Erika Kirk must have thought it was called ‘morning’ and not ‘mourning’ because she was over it by the afternoon.

Congrats, Los Angeles

The dodgers didn’t win, they bought. Congrats to their money.

Oh my god that’s TERRIFYING. Going to Tampa. Yuck.

Please stop saying Erika Kirk and JD Vance are fucking. It’s inappropriate for the couch he porks to hear this:

This eerily accurate Elon impression from @jadomian.bsky.social impressed the crowds at SXSW and our panel. Don't break this one out at the party, though. Someone might mistake you for the real thing and puke. #TeslaTakedownAwards #TeslaTakedown

They just lap us over and over again.

Appreciate the no spread!

I know Starmer is a total sack of useless shit but UK voters please don’t vote Farage. He’s Trump in a Kermit the frog suit. Green Party seems to be the only way. And I don’t even know that much about Polanski but Farage will take down the UK even further.

I’m worried I have some penis in my microplastics.

The only way to save the east wing is to put a statue of a confederate general on it.

Totally normal headline for totally normal times. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Good fun last night at the Vic for another round of @thedollop.bsky.social! Always a treat to see these two and learn something new about our town’s history. @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social was in spectacular form as always 😙👌

George Soros gave me a nose bleed.