And actually--Comet Pizza was a page out of a playbook that started with daycare decades before. In 1983, a California mom accused her son's childcare provider of subjecting children to Satanic rituals--like flushing them down toilets into secret basements where they were then filmed for porn. 1/🧵

Paul Rudd got Conan again youtu.be/jFwL2bgtzfI?...

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

normalize instead of “would this candidate have a beer with me” asking “would this candidate be folding laundry on a Monday night, and planning out the grocery list for Tuesday while doing so”

I straight-up believe political discourse in this country would be vastly improved if all election debates and interviews were conducted 'Hot Ones' style. People become their real selves when eating Hot Sauce.

Hi, I started this fundraiser, Help Buddy Get the Dental Care He Needs, on GoFundMe and it would mean a lot to me if you’d be able to share or donate to it. gofund.me/32f0f95ec

"Norman Rockwell was antifa," his granddaughter says. (Fact check: literally true.) www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...

“If you ever touch my darling Heather or any other woman again, the next delivery will be something of yours in a much smaller box.” www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncn...

Look at what my kid made for me for Xmas

Send me things that bring you joy because I am crashing out tonight lmao

congratulations to @katmabu.bsky.social for indirectly making me think about sally ride’s rat king of 100 tampons that the NASA engineers showed her for her first mission and were like “uhhhhh is this enough for like a week of a period”

🧵 Our mutual aid hub has been a HUGE draw for our immense volunteer base, many of whom have never wanted to be involved politics before now. This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!

There’s a substantive critique we could make about his substantive point but first i just want to note that 5600 tampons would fit easily in the trunk of a car

While I can’t dispute this, his behavior in Australia, well… podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social (sorry to share an Apple link, look it up on your podcast of choice)

Love this guy youtu.be/vtTn2QotTvI?...

Sorry, not sure who removed it, so here is the bs take

With all disrespect, fuck this dude @bencollins.bsky.social @katmabu.bsky.social

So I of course know Butthole Surfers from “Pepper” but love "Whatever (I Had a Dream)" from Romeo +Juliet soundtrack, which the whole thing is a banger en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_+...

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

I might need to frame this on my wall

I wish this band was still in play youtu.be/_L44c-TF-Wo?...

A Xmas Fuckin Miracle youtu.be/OQ5rI461KNE?...

This made my Xmas this year youtu.be/fei-mMwVY3Y?... #whoopwhoop

Santa is a Cuomo guy @murderxbryan.bsky.social

It’s a messy album but worth a listen music.apple.com/us/album/my-...

QTP with a robot that’s not Star Wars or Transformers Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech, or Macross allowed.

Packers halftime meal @aaronnagler.bsky.social

Punch a Nazi. Give no ground. Eat the Rich. And wake the fuck up.

HI INTERNET hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out! Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this

Rewatching Andor, for reasons

I want to go here so bad www.greendayauthority.com/news/6271/ @punkrockhistory.bsky.social

On my motivational board

Aldi Coloda

My partner know their stuff

I have got to say, seeing this question come up repeatedly makes me happy www.reddit.com/r/milwaukee/...

There is some small number of people inside the government who have seen the unredacted versions of what is probably some of the most disturbing shit imaginable, and well they have some options now

I'm urging President Trump to abandon efforts to preempt, punish, and undermine states like Wisconsin that have worked to pass common-sense, bipartisan policies to address AI's harmful consequences and keep kids and families safe. Read my letter ⬇️ lnks.gd/2/35W3xMM

"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement

Fuck. I just found out the amazing @lamarrwilson.com took his own life last month. Truly devastating. I wish I had gotten to spend more time with him. A truly great cat. Fuck this fucking year. Seriously. Rest easy, friend. I hope you find peace on the next plane.

This one hurts

This is the most watched video on Lamarr’s TikTok. Very good representation of the man. RIP

New Data Shows Just How Miserable Google Is Making It To Be A Publisher Of Human-Created News For Other Humans www.theautopian.com/new-data-sho...

I tried looking this up and came up short @crobertcargill.bsky.social @hillarymonahan.bsky.social

I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this

Getting fish fry at Coaches pub IYKYK @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social