ok yes this is every nextdoor, facebook group, local subreddit etc except usually it's not the federal government setting off fireworks and doing flyovers after 11pm on a sunday night to own the libs

Whenever you're feeling bad about the choices you make in your life remember that a bunch dudes tried to fight CAM NEWTON and he clobbered them 4 on 1 without even throwing a punch Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I heard there was some big college football news this week, better check out the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social to see what the deal is

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods

My high school would’ve wrecked these guys in basketball

Worst weekend for J.D. Vance since his mama traded him for a bag

historic rejection of JD Vance

I just think that the terms post-hardcore, post-punk, and new wave have the worst names and do not help when describing any band. Actually I feel this away about like 90% of sub genres of rock music

WHO IS THIS MAN???

Tremendous commentary here as well. This is what I assume Russian dashcam videos are saying in Russian.

White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100

“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing

the chessmaster 4000 turbo, pc (1993)

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

7. Troublemaker, by El Lissitzky, 1913

Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

😭

@edsbs.bsky.social hey Spencer which coach is the one who said “y’all shouldn’t rush the length of my fick” or whatever

diet sprite should be as ubiquitous as diet coke. it's weird that we replicated the red/white wine model with sodas and then never popularized its chardonnay

Either YouTube’s ad algorithm has no idea who I am, or a lot of trump aligned super pacs are spending an ungodly amount of money to reach a dude who they will not be able to influence

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

How about you shut the fuck up instead

The craziest thing about living in the city is going to the suburbs

Terrible sports music is our country’s greatest tradition.

Today in Schism: Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU

he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes

This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone

Fuckin rocking out

@splitzoneduo.com @alexkirshner.com reporting live, Maryland is technically winning

Legalized sports betting had gone too far

My new favorite game whenever I see a cyber truck is to see how many unpaid DC tickets they’ve accumulated

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

your honor, my client could have thrown a far tastier and more valuable cubano had he ventured just one block further north

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

PWooooo

LETS FUCKING GOOOIOI

he’s of course referring to former South Florida running back Sharia Law, who ran for 197 yards and three touchdowns in a 65-27 win over Tuberville’s Cincinnati team in 2015

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

It’s just a damn shame that the two coolest looking things you can do are smoke cigarettes and ride a bike without a helmet

Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up? TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.

i bet this shit would feel crazy

Only got this question right for my trivia team thanks to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and their in depth X’s and O’s football talk

W for the NIMBYs