the best part of this is that we also get to help others, while objectifying our faves!!! THIS YEAR MAXIMUS MUNCY YOU ARE THE HOTTEST DODGER IN THIS HOUSE. #bracketszn25

took us long enough but mom and i finally did our brackets. Mom’s ended up being mookie vs will again (just like in 22) with will winning again over mookie. y’all should join us and donate too #bracketszn25

trying to finish my bracket and i might just kms before choosing

I KNEW HE COULD AND WOULD. I KNEW IT!

this is for @nerdydodger.bsky.social and me

NO MORE 12 HOUR SHIFTS

ASAHHHHHH IM SO SO HAPPY GOR HIM

JACK IS ALDS BOUND!!!!!!

also damn this broadcaster is boring AF

FUCK YESSSS DINGLER

ok i’m happy with jack’s outing.

JACK I NEED YOU TO GET PISSED AGAIN

NOT ONE SINGLE THOUGHT JACK PLEASE

LETS GO JACK KEEP IT GOING

thank you javy (i never thought i’d write those words ever in my life)

idk what’s happening in this app and i don’t think i want to know

i have palpitations, they aren’t my main team. GOD I HATE THEM

DONT FUCK IT UP TIGERS PLEASE

UMP ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO SQUEEZE JACK

JACK DONT YOU DARE HAVE ANY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW

STRUT ALL OVER THAT MOUND BABE

im honestly fed up with these fake catholics. like around these parts what he says is law. why the fuck are you arguing with god’s earth embodiment???

happy jflare bump day postseason edition to all who celebrate!!! may he have the best fucking start of the season and may the tigers’ bats wake up to give him run support.

could someone just please remove the man in the middle for me??? pretty please?

ngl i had missed dekopin

i truly don’t get which pics the dodgers twitter accounts decide to post in 4k cause why can’t i get the whole team’s but yes to this rōki one?

even prettier in motion (not pitching) and speaking one spanish word

OK NO, THE BULLPEN SUCKING IS NOT BENNY B’S FAULT LIKE GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

POP THE CHAMPAGNE

WOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YESSSSSSS

OOOH BENNY BICEPS YOU JUST GOT YOUR FIST PENDEJO. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A DODGER!

OH MOM IS CLAPPING NOW

BÁILALO RŌKI

oh that broke my heart

watching the bullpen in the 8th

SHEEHAN GET IT TOGETHER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

ON MY OWN HERE WE GO

my mind can’t comprehend benny biceps being cakeless

ANYWAYS

espn’s spanish booth is practically begging for yama to be taken out like jfc let him pitch

i don’t think i’m going to be able to talk tomorrow

HE'S A HOT GIRL HES DOIN HOT SHIT

LITERAL SUNSHINE

got those 2 runs back you stupid jerks

GOD I LOVE AND HATE THEM SO MUCH

THAT'S BENNY B MAGIC ACTUALLY

THAT'S RIGHT BAD BITCH BRACKET WINNING BEHAVIOR (FILL OUT YOUR BRACKET AND DONATE HERE linktr.ee/makmartin19

FUCK YESSSS YAMA THATS A BAD BITCH

VAMOS YAMA TU PUEDES TIENES LA BENDICIÓN DE MI MAMÁ

btw i have to let you know mom is praying for yama right now