Many things can be true at once. For example, fuck that guy; his poor kids; guns are the problem; escalating political violence is bad for all of us; kindness isn't niceness, remember that.

This explains it better than I can

has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared

If Elvis were alive he'd post on bluesuedeshoesky

If you look at the Epstein story through the lens of his victims and their life stories you get a story about every powerful institution in public life failing on any measure of accountability but repeatedly being outmatched by the courage of teenagers, sex workers, and runaways

Hulk Hogan’s fans don’t want to hear it but let’s be honest: his sex tape was hugely overrated. It was mildly erotic at best

My boss is out of the office for the week, so of course for once in my life I keep accidentally showing up for work on time.

Editorial cartoon: "Balls in their hands." It's not especially newsworthy but I haven't been able to get Charlie Kirk's stupid moment out of my brain so I gave in and drew it since I can't watch ST SNW just yet.

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THINGS ARE GOING… WELL, THEY’RE GOING

In defense of our Birds of the World exhibit, pigeons do live all over the world.

And next up on the Jumbotron is the Epstein files

Anxiety was actually created in 1736 by Sir Napoleon Anxiety II when he got scared twice at one time

We went out to the fair—and the only thing that went higher than the Ferris wheel was the price of a ticket to ride. Fair-flation is real.

cuomo announced he's running third-party and mamdani responded by dropping a link to his own fundraising site in the replies lol

Ok I had my doubts when Ren told me I had “big Jordan energy” but, like……

I'm trying to think about how I would have reacted if shown this headline five years ago

Just a lil heads up that you can make a one-time donation of $65 to PBS and get full access to their streaming service which is stuffed to the gills with excellent documentaries (including their historical backlog of Ken Burns films)

An evergreen post by Frankie Boyle.

I am writing a historical romance novel about boxers who fall in love in the Regency era with the working title Down for the Viscount

We have three branches of government: the executive, the yes men, and the people who never say no

Calling in sick with an upright piano being dropped on my head by 1920s movers and when my head popped out of the top of the upright piano my teeth are all piano keys. Probably gonna be off for at least 2 days.

Maybe I missed it, but where is the pedantry for the fact that the cover/poster for My Neighbor Totoro shows a still and arguably a character who isn’t in the movie?? That’s not Satsuki with Mei on her back—that’s a weird portmanteau of a girl. #totoro #truther #ihaveatoddlerobviously

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See this is the level of realism that would really cinch them that TV Oscar, an award that totally exists.

I’m sorry, WHAT

Me to God

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They're calling it the least scanned QR code of all time

I will fucking die on this hill. Do not try me ✌️

Ok but like what the fuck though

Sure. It got “hacked”…

ICE and CBP don’t care a thing about child welfare. Cut the B.S.

Gift link! www.nytimes.com/2025/06/08/u...

Yes, Donald, we're still talking about Jeffrey Epstein. Americans want answers.

The word Noem is looking for is “validated.” However “Validified” sounds a lot like vilified. And it’s going to be my go to word for these monsters from now on.

Y’all, I’m so sorry not to be posting here much, but I hope to make it up to you with our brand new episode on Stephen Miller! He’s somehow so creepy that this has to be a 3 parter. open.spotify.com/episode/1B83...

WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer

You ordered already, correct? It'll be a little while longer, our chef is in the alley behind the restaurant feeding two dogs pasta while singing a song above love. He's trying to see if they'll fuck each other

"I think therefore I am" --Yoda pointing at a photo of himself when he was four

Next episode…

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

This is petty. The FBI has reassigned several agents simply for being photographed kneeling in solidarity with racial justice protesters in D.C. during the 2020 demonstrations after George Floyd’s murder.