They know they're allowed to just hit normal, right?

Guys, have you ever heard this one before?

Getting this out there since we didn't learn after the homophobia earlier, if you come into my mentions with tired remarks about booing Santa here in the year 2025, I am going to make fun of you for being really weird about a drunk guy who wore a costume to a football game six decades ago.

Are we really doing "LOL GAY!" supposed jokes on sports BlueSky? Great stuff. Hilarious.

Can't tell yet if no rapture or just that no one in Philadelphia is deserving.

Everything is awful but sometimes Suite: Judy Blue Eyes comes on the radio when you're stuck in traffic with your sister on 76 and you get to belt out all the "do do do do doot"s together for a while.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Football players are carefully crafted human machines, but our patron Saint John Kruk has taught us that professional baseball is a sport that you can absolutely play while a little bit drunk, and I just think that's beautiful.

Stubbie has a beer bong. I have insomnia.

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If I may suggest an improvement

love you all and do not quite understand how roughly 70% of you are from philadelphia

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They really needed to have a chat about Nick Castellanos?

They hate me. It's fine.

Oh mi god

Too miserable on the internet today. I wanna hear Alien: Earth theories. Is the Eye orchestrating everything? Is this her world and they're all just living in it but don't know it yet? What are her PLANS? What's Kirsh up to? Nothing good...

Ok, so how exactly were the Mets cheating and how did everyone figure it out?

This is hilarious and wonderful and at the end of this shitty week we so deserve it.

I wonder what the prison hospital is like...

Trump take U.S. Open

This asshole is definitely going to try to steal Carlito's trophy, isn't he?

Boyfriend is alive apparently, and this is very sweet, but "Max's parents did ballet so he sees the world completely differently" is a truly great Casty-ism. BRO, what does that mean?!?!

Boyfriend is alive apparently, and this is very sweet, but "Max's parents did ballet so he sees the world completely differently" is a truly great Casty-ism. BRO, what does that mean?!?!

Starting a Nick Castellanos is dead conspiracy for this weekend.

But actually, where IS Nick? Are we even seeing him in the dugout with the guys? (I admit I haven't been paying constant attention because phone...)

show your wife how you made ice cream down in flanders

Like a bottle of wine...

Man, we're all just here posting about Philadelphia sports teams and saying don't be shitty to trans people. Begging you to get a grip.

I love modern art

Not yelling anymore tho...sorry mom mom.

Being a UM alumni in an Irish Catholic family is so interesting because why won't my sister stop yelling at me right now...

I know this surge of likes must be coming from the discover feed and not my actual deranged followers because everyone is only reacting to the pretty pictures and not this wonderful moment.

Don't have a shore house so we are doing a best of Philly weekend.

If four homers tonight wasn’t enough, it looks like Kyle Schwarber might be making a cameo in Abbott Elementary 👀

I will always love this big beautiful boy.

there's actually a little known law that says if kyle schwarber hits four homers in one game they have to fund septa

On that note, it might be time to open the windows and put on a face mask and watch this absolutely joyful little event in bed with a glass of wine 🥰

Why are these people always singing?

Ok, but Ed Kelce was at the Link watching the Birds while all this went down? That's so incredibly beautiful.

Why are these people always singing?

Yes, I agree with all the liberals jacked right now about Newsom. He is showing other Dems how to fight Trump, which is priceless But... ...cozying up to AI billionaires, a flop on homelessness, his transgender betrayal, he's still a loser for '28 My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...

Rotisserie Chicken Man= 🟢 Mafia Chicken Man blown up= 🟡 TALLOW NO SEED OIL MAHA SHOPRITE STAND CHICKEN MAN= 🔴

no deal

I think this is a great moment to alert Phillies fans that Carlos Alcaraz's first-round US Open match is just about to start on ESPN. It's okay to flip the channel now.

I would much prefer that the national media only pay attention to Philadelphia when we are doing something cool. Instead of...this.

I should have just put on Bravo and watched the boat sluts...

Does YOUR city have a disabled dog mural??? Because mine sure does.