My response to anything over the next two weeks

Congratulations, those of you who decided to platform fringe voices and create a climate of fear and hate out of ignorance because those voices insisted a non-problem was a problem. They're now on an HHS stage trying to ruin children's lives. You will live with the harm you have done forever.

Trading Matt Strahm?

Seeing two of my favorite works by František Kupka in person was a major highlight this year

Pillow shots in last Ozu

"Now approaching: Damen" CTA Holiday train 🎅🚂 The Robey, Wicker Park

why is this so specific lol

why would you ever, ever, ever, ever let a statement like this get out to the press

i suspect this contract could look bad in like 2029 but nothing in life is promised so let's mash some dingers

that is the most fitting end to this fucking game

Birds/Chargers is vile and kinda makes me want to die Real ball imo

This is a college football game

Saquon Barkley's TD run on the standard ESPN broadcast and the Monsters Inc broadcast

ty saquon

Aloha, gorgeous Haleakala.

We’re giving the people of Monstropolis some disgusting football

The beautiful game 🤌

FIVE TURNOVERS LMAO

i have jalen hurts in fantasy yes both of them counted

positivity rabbit not working :(

every crowd shot of philly fans has at least one dude firing double birds at the camera you just gotta find him like Where’s Waldo

Atrocious throw man

ty saquon

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maybe men wouldn’t be so lonely if they stopped contemplating the roman empire and started contemplating the woman empire

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

congratulations to the eagles’ minor league squad on their conference championship

Men would rather get voluntary dialysis from a chiropractor than adjust their swing for their age

PHILLIES: All right time to make a trade BRYCE HARPER: Swap out my blood? You got it PHILLIES: You know what Bryce I'm not sure you need to be in this meeting BRYCE HARPER: [giving thumbs up while suckling directly from cow udder]

Bryce Harper looks like the lone surviving sailor of a whaling boat lost at sea so I am going to go ahead and skip his health advice

Me reaping: Well, this fucking sucks!

PLAY THE SONG

oh hell yeah we’re getting a vietcajun restaurant

hot yoga ladies are on his ass

Younghoe proving that once you become a Falcon it never wears off

mentally preparing for work on the train

work, ugh

One of the best Saturday Night Live sketches is “Toonces: the Cat who could drive a car” where a cat puppet drives a car off a cliff and that’s the beginning and end of the joke but they went with it for five years and it worked because really that’s all you need to do

Phillies photoshops until baseball is back - November 29

you’ll have to take this cantilevered concrete from my cold, cement-crusted hands

At a restaurant in Vienna and told them i need to celebrate my holiday by eating my weight in meat and carbs and getting very very drunk. So far, i have had a cocktail the size of my head and a pound of basil infused butter. Happy thanksgiving

My absolutely favorite artwork for today, capturing the holiday more poignantly than any other: Alice Neel, Thanksgiving, 1965

I’m a tremendous map nerd and today I got to go to the world’s biggest globe museum (which, unsurprisingly, is not that big) and it was awesome

The KHM has a special exhibit featuring Michaelina Wautier. Until very recently, her work has been largely overlooked/misattributed. I’m grateful to be in Vienna to have seen it and more so that Wautier is finally getting the recognition she deeply deserves as an old master of Baroque style

Today I got to do something I’ve been wanting to do for a long time: spend my morning reading a book in a Viennese coffee house (and I plan on doing it again, again, and again)

I used to be a champ at sleeping on planes but I’m not anymore and I dont know why and it sucks

Fun non-spoilery Pluribus detail - this is actually the mayor of Albuquerque

I should be packing for my flight tomorrow but someone at dinner told me Tyrese Maxey competed in the dog show and I’m obsessively watching videos about it