The staid understatement of the headline really tells you how in the bag for Trump the fine people in charge of the Post are.

I vividly recall in 2014 a lot of Discourse was about what a horrific year it was and the only good thing was the meme of Luigi in Mario Kart and looking back on that year I have no idea why people thought it was so bad.

Excuse me while I move to Boise.

Said last night “The rumor is they’ll announce a remake of Ocarina of Time tomorrow but I’ll believe it when I see it” and then

Afraid “gitchee gitchee Carrie Coon” will be rattling around the ol noggin for a while.

Not a bad weekend all things considered.

friyay 🥲

It sure would be nice to be able to search for something on the internet, possibly through a website that specializes in that kind of thing, that possibly lets me see relevant examples of what I’m looking for. Oh well!

My beautiful & regular brain is untroubled by thoughts of Graham Platner.

I know my people (privacy lawyers) did this but literally all I ever want to do is go to a website not close out six different pop ups letting me know a website uses cookies and do I want to enter my email to be sent Great Deals.

Any time the NYT insinuates Bari Weiss is an unqualified hack it’s like, thanks, quick q who helped give her a national platform.

Bill Pulte is 16 months older than me lmao

Did Trey Gowdy do something to piss off every single barber in America because that man has never had a good haircut.

His 6-year-old level understanding of what it means to be president is the same as his approach to being a rich guy

When the group chat does not like my suggestions for dinner

alright this guy absolutely has scrambled eggs for brains

Stumbled into Discourse on the difference between gay male romances written by women and gay male romances written by gay men and I want to jump into a meat grinder.

Modern gay life is full of contradictions.

Thanks DOGE.

The only solace I have as Republicans drag our country down into a Sarlacc pit of doom is that they all fucking hate each other so much.

Much to hate about our current Misfortunes but at least we no longer have a Democratic president whose overriding concern is will people stop being mean to Hunter Biden.

I remember seeing this piece and then seeing the Cubs win and I went “uh oh” and now here we are a decade later.

lol & lmao.

Every story I read about the Labour Party makes me look at the Democrats and go, huh, it could always be worse.

Never been more grateful not to be working for the Michigan Democrats anymore, never been more resentful of my West Michigan area code.

I’ll be brave and say I don’t think Bluesky has had any impact on US politics whatsoever.

Sometimes it feels like conservatives believe they’re running out of runway with their majority and they’re doing everything they can before it’s gone and other times it feels like they believe their majority is permanent and immortal.

SNL cold open set at Martin’s Tavern…….. please don’t.

Yeah man it’s crazy what happens when a bunch of Republican judges rig the rules in their party’s favor and the Democratic Party’s response is to go “oh cheese and crackers!!”

“The voters will have the final say” loser ass energy

I do not think some of the elements of the judicial right fully understand the extent to which they are playing with fire with shit like this.

I just wanted to read a single article 🥲

The Outlook app is great unless you want to read or possibly even send emails.

Many reasons to be annoyed with living in DC but chief among them is everyone is expected to wear suits and ties for work events when it’s 83 degrees outside.

She’s Challengersing them.

I am as frustrated a Democrat as they come but I gotta be honest I don’t think this one is their fault.

lol & lmao

It’s so great to have at least one national Democrat who treats Republicans like the existential threat they are and not just some elaborate kayfabe.

I think it’s a fair price to pay that if you voted for Donald Trump in 2024 and subjected the rest of us to all of this, we periodically get to dunk on you for fumbling the easiest election choice in our lifetimes.

It's an understudied element of our media environment that Republicans can insult Democrats in any way they see fit, regardless of propriety or truth value, without repercussion, but Dems are consistently forced to use measured tones to describe Republicans no matter how outrageous their actions.

Part of why Millennials are the only good generation is us 1989 babies turned 12 in 2001 and nobody wants to go back to that time.

My first apartment in DC was across the street from the Hilton that hosts this and this night was always the most wretched in this city.

What I don’t get is like—do these people think that a Democrat will never be in power ever again?

Sometimes I read things about the dorks living down the street from me in DC and die of secondhand embarrassment.

I went to law school for a lot of reasons but the most important reason was I wanted to have a lot of constant Outlook notifications.

Fitting & apt that Arlington and Alexandria will drag the rest of the Old Dominion to the left and kick out the neo-Confederates from Congress. Good riddance.

Working on a filing at 10:40 so I threw a “supra” in there as a treat for me.

Another annoying gay man out of a job… when will it end.

Men’s room at the Florence + the Machine concert not super crowded.