Regrettably the hostages left on X The Everything App (and Hakeem Jeffries’s staff) are going to take Bluesky dunking on “strong floor, no ceilings” as a sign that it’s electoral gold.

Kiss of death

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Everyone who is less skeptical of AI than I am is a credulous rube and everyone who is more skeptical of AI than I am is a bedwetting Luddite.

Republican officials in Indiana of all places see the light at the end of the tunnel on Trumpism but elite institutions like Northwestern just nod and assume Trumpism is forever.

Right now I’m thinking about my cousin Andy, who died at age 33 from AIDS and was the only other out gay person on either side of my family. Nobody even told me about him until I was 34, an age he never got to see.

I don’t know what’s more damning, that the political system allowed these people to, well, do all this, or that they are pretty certain they won’t be held accountable when power shifts in Washington.

ha ha cool

We’re WELL fed.

I had third party counsel swear up and down for two months straight they had no updates for us and at 9:48 PM the night before Thanksgiving dropped a massive bombshell on us that will require a response in 48 hours.

Put “reschedule colonoscopy” on my to do list today, leapfrogging into middle age while still comfortably in my thirties.

New Strong Bad email, maybe this country is worth saving after all.

Zohran Mamdani the people of the District need you

Hardly the most important thing but why does he spell it “liddle’.” Why is there an apostrophe. Why not l’il.

Entering a new stage of my thirties where I listen to “Vienna” by Billy Joel alone in my living room while crying softly.

Remains funny to me how much the Washington Post’s godawful editorial board keeps getting owned by the Washington Post’s AI.

here is my horse: www.lawdork.com

Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!

"(Thanks to Bobby, I am now aware of something called felching)" will be rattling around the old noggin for a while.

Insane thing to tell a gay man that a straight person has a better understanding of homophobia than the person who actually experiences it.

One time I told a straight friend this kind of meme was homophobic and he said “no it’s not” and I had to blink and go, oh, okay.

There are too many Posts about the Chuy Garcia thing.

No one involved in this is interesting enough on their own to merit coverage but by sheer force of will have made themselves so Messy that I cannot help watching.

*bravely* I have found Olivia Nuzzi annoying and overrated for over a decade.

This has been a helpful point of contrast for the commentariat to observe but then again they watched Brexit’s surprise victory in 2016, said “That’s weird!” and never had a second thought about it again.

Most cursèd thing I saw at Disney World was a thin blue line Mickey Mouse shirt.

God really messed up making him a psychopathic politician and not a catty gay red carpet host.

Every gun should be forcibly confiscated and melted down to make statues of prominent lesbians.

“Importance: High”

Can’t get over a Millennial named “Bill.”

Full offense to Jeanne Shaheen but this is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

I’m concerned about the patriotism of anyone who accepts a job from Donald Trump but I guess Sean and I are will just have to agree to disagree on that one.

Man was anybody on this website full of adults in their thirties paying attention to politics in 2010 or was I just weird.

Senator, respectfully, as a lifelong Democrat who has worked for the party in various capacities on and off over the last ten years, I am struggling to explain to anyone why they should vote for Democrats if 8 Senators get to override the desires of the remaining 40.

lmao.

I was right and I should say it more often.

I do not think a single Democratic voter in the United States just prays that Democrats would work more closely with Republicans.

Hard to believe our caucus of 250 year old legislators who remember being chummy with Senator Confederate McDixie (R-Hell) would be a little bumblefucked in this moment.

Nerd who keeps getting pantsed warns bullies doing the pantsing that they better not do that a SIXTH time, gosh darn it.

I legit can’t tell if this is accurate—that 10 Dems will flip—or if it’s a warning to Republicans that there’s no incentive for Dems to flip now and their base would burn them alive.

I think a lot of Senators love to anonymously say they’d vote this way or that way but when it comes time to put their name on a vote suddenly that never materializes.

Incredible things are happening in the advertisements on Instagram dot Com.

Fork found in kitchen.

Schumer is a nightmare to have in charge of the caucus but I don’t know if any of the obvious successors are any better.

Imagine being so hard pressed for friends that you have to pretend to be stoked to talk to JD Vance.

Lina Khan is great because when you see someone get excited about her it’s like, oh, you’re a real sicko too

Gotta say this one was not on my bingo card.

Hope is the thing with feathers but unfortunately it looks like Big Bird’s frightening Brazilian cousin Garibaldo.

I’d be so embarrassed if I ran for office and they called it for my opponent with 30% of the polls in