Some idiots think they're going to type a prompt into an AI, publish a "novel," and make Stephen King money, but it's never gonna happen because AI will never be able to do what Stephen King did (an incredible amount of cocaine)

Invented a louder leaf blower and now I control the neighborhood

It's 6:37am and I am just now getting to bed. This is exactly what happened to me

Every now and again I remember that @writing-in-rags.bsky.social photographed me looking like this, and hot damn. Thank you for making me look like this.

I like to play video games to experience magical points of view ill never get in real life

as a girl with a PhD in natural language processing and machine learning it's actually offensive to me when you say "we don't know how LLMs work so they might be conscious" I didn't spend 10 years in mines of academia to be told ignorance is morally equal knowledge. We know exactly how LLMs work.

A couple of people have bought me coffee recently, which is super kind as I am on strike next week! If you would like to support my nonsense, and help me recover lost earnings, you can at www.ko-fi.com/guy! This is now a thread of thank-you knuckle tattoos

🎵bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug 🎵Mr bugman 🎵cent me a pede 🎵give him some feet that are many indeed

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

I've played it, and you all should, too! I will be pre-ordering the $40 GOTY edition when he announces it as a hollow cash grab. I hear there will be Previously Unreleased grammar & punctuation!

RIP James Joyce. You'd have loved that bit in Dragon Age where they say "submit to the taint"

I stayed alive through the summer for this. I can’t emphasize enough how much I can’t wait.

You know what time it is.

[Private Detective Voice] She looked me dead in the eye and bit her lip seductively. If I hadn't seen a contortionist before, I certainly had now.

This has been read out at people's weddings. I wield far too much power.

I can't count the number of times I've cited this tweet to people.

After a hard day at work, I like nothing more than a delicious glass of colemans fizzy mustard. Colemans fizzy mustard: enjoy it over ice, or with cream, for a more luxurious sip

A genuinely logical step is for the press to run "what are Groypers, and how can you tell if your son is one?" pieces. Because that is a legit important step to dismantling the far-right irony poisoned conveyor belt

If I had an anxiety kink I would be so set

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Banality means when something is unoriginal and tedious or when a Mortal Kombat character turns you into a banana

The problem with working to write funny things is that you have to engage with your awful, dickhead brain, and pull clumps of Stuff out of Nothing while it kicks and screams and writhes and bites and bleeds

"If you die in the game, you die in real life" is actually true for an awful lot of things, like snooker and backgammon

Aries: The Virgos suspect nothing. We attack at midnight.

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Police departments don't go, well, our jobs are being done by cameras, let's downsize and redirect those funds to services that actually help people, AND surely we all understand that crimes punished by fines (tickets) are only crimes for those who can't afford to pay.

let me sing you the song of my people

The old zoo is dying; the new zoo struggles to be born. Please take a moment to fill out our visitor feedback survey.

When centrists adopt far-right rhetoric, they don’t make themselves stronger. They make themselves look inauthentic, legitimise the far right, and shift the political debate onto terrain defined by their opponents. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

September marks 30 years of the Playstation in North America, so I'm going to spend this month looking at games on the system that played a vital role in its success or influence in one way or another. First up, Ape Escape, which is also a way to talk about the DualShock and dual-analog controllers.

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

If hopelessness has made a home in your heart, it cannot be dislodged easily or all at once. Chip away at it with small victories, moments of hope and defiance. It is not easy and it will take time and effort, but strive to make it an uncomfortable home, a place where despair is no longer welcome.

Inside of you there are two wolves: Horny and Sad. They bite each other, but for different reasons.

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.

(pointing at my bed like sleepy Babe Ruth)

This is why I insist on making absolute dogshit. If people like what I do then that's a THEM problem.

I want a Katamari Damacy movie with all the fun music and everything, but it's treated as the extinction-class disaster it so clearly is.

One of the best movies in one of the best genres, which is, “What if you met a guy who was weird?”

my dead wife better be in this stupid fog-shrouded town

The fortune teller turns over a card. It is the Jack of Spades. "Is that good?", I ask. "No," says the fortune teller, "This is a Blackjack game. You have lost seven thousand pounds." He turns over another card and it is the three of Large Men Breaking My Legs Outside.

France has the best domain extension, fr fr

As of some one gently rapping, rapping sadness, bad rapport. “Well, I've the answer” he muttered, “clown will cheer you up for sure" Quoth the patient - "But doc-tor"