After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT. Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.

it was brighter, actually, and the downward throw of the light made landing on rooftops safer. but santa has to keep the sponsorship money rolling in

this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme

Klepto-Bismol, to be taken twice daily

Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR

Normalize the dismantling of intrusive, nonconsensual surveillance technologies

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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made

Anyone here with political aspirations, please take note. We live in an era, policy-wise where there is such a dearth of humanity that if you simply allow basic fundamental baby-brained levels of human decency to guide your policy it’s like 99% certain you’ll be goddamn Superman to the average voter

Today’s #ArtAdventCalendar. I did an online “Paint a pigeon” class via Eventbrite.

[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis] [a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that [a third raven arrives] unless...?

2025 advent calendar. Day one. You run downstairs, excited to open the first door. A voice in the back of your mind tries to tell you that you didn't actually buy an advent calendar this year—and this wasn't in the house when you went to bed last night—but you push that aside.

*slaps roof of social media website* "this bad boy can fit absolutely no nuance in it"

It's off like Donkey Kough

ME *traps wasp under a cup* MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups* ME: no MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*

@longwall26.bsky.social you might be interested?

maybe i am going insane

lmao

Morning! If you can send Bianca some cash, she's going to college to get out of a rough living situation. She's just a wee bairn and nobody who can co-sign a student loan for her, will. If she doesn't make her goal, she'll have to drop out (and return to that living situation). Reskeets help too!

when cats lose the plot entirely and purr with their mouth open

a submissive woman mixes up her estradiol with a compound that transforms her into one of the posts that holds up the glass at a hockey rink and finds herself the unwilling figurehead of a new state of her fellow supports it's called trans sub stanchion nation

#3157 A helpful tutorial

with the holidays coming up on us quickly, don't forget to skip the bigot bucket. there are so many other charities and mutual aid organizations that won't do stuff like this. (originally posted by @alisoncybe.bsky.social but they turned off QTs and this needed alt text)

This is, for those unaware, new Stuff for the internet's favourite horse strangulation choose-your-own-adventure game, "i will strangle a horse" brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

It's interesting that wise conservative business guys implicitly understand "return on investment" except when it comes to this. It's better for YOU if your neighbor gets enough to eat so he can become your community's mechanic, accountant, dentist--whatever!--instead of lying dead in a ditch

I don't want you chuckling and repeating canned applause lines, I want you filled with righteous incandescent rage at the assholes who wrecked the country because they were bored and saw too many memes

"This year, as every year, Epilepsy Compassion Day occurs on Cheap Strobe Lights On Sale Day"

brb pitching every publisher I can on my new project, Dapper Shadowrun

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

Buying four tires/paying for six months of car insurance at once is unfathomably rich behavior. I am not unfathomably rich. Eight days til payday. If you'd like to help me eat veggies (I have beans and rice) and take care of the cats til then, links are below. Anything is appreciated!

Hi all - between vet bills, car tires, the tree in my backyard rotting, medical expenses, and forgetting my car insurance was due, I'm currently in the hole til next Friday. If you'd like to help out with groceries and cat litter: venmo.com/code?user_id... cash.app/$hmkane www.paypal.me/thehmkane

Shohei Ohtani is so good I think Jack Kirby must’ve created him.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but [Old folk tune] Four Nineteen Three Twenty seven Four Four Nineteen Three Twenty seven Four [Old folk tune]

ME: time to sleep BRAIN: if ghosts can say boo that means they have lips

[wipes tear] Hanging with other childless colleagues who firmly agree that the highest use of our extraneous income is commissioning art. I received HIGH MARKS for commissioning @msperoni.bsky.social’s work.

still at $0/$150, which will go towards food. even a dollar or two would add up if enough people chipped in. please? 🙏🏻 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

People Want To Strangle Horses Every game should have at least one stranglable horse. It is a desire deeply rooted in the human psyche. brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Honey Somebody Shrunk The Kids But Honestly I Don't Think Playing The Blame Game Is The Appropriate Thing To Do Right Now If I'm Being Honest

using “hsr” as an acronym for gachagame should be a crime. those are homestar runner’s sacred initials you heathen