having a fat cock isn't enough these days, you also have to have a fat soul

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I love when pets get too lost in the skritch sauce and stumble a little bit and like, have to catch themselves. Heather just leaned too hard into a face rub and rolled over accidentally and was so surprised.

One of the unexpected bonuses of this solar panel install is I now know it will be VERY obvious if there's ever a neerdowell on my roof

It's a bit disconcerting when an East German hears you're from Chicago and goes "oh. You are facing some troubles now, yes?" And then it's like "it will not always be so" thanks buddy, authoritarian regime Solidarität 😭

How do you play basketball on a pool of Mountain Dew

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I'm waiting for the Childish Hambino to be done with his tune-up and another cat just came in having SO MANY FEELINGS

Do you like 80s synth pop? Kpop's Monsta X has a lovely example for you featuring 5 attractive men being emo. youtu.be/PxZej9IEVxc?...

hi friends ✨🌈✨ this one especially goes out to my fellow survivors out there. the news today is uh like really rough and triggering right now you don't owe the world anything. your reaction, whatever it may be, is yours and is valid. do what you can to feel safe in unsafe times. we got this.

Jack : Bluesky :: Frankenstein : the creature

wjactv.com/news/local/p... "tall and uniformly dark, but he could not say if it was black or a dark brown given the distance... He also said that the figure was thin and slender, that it did not match the stereotypical profile of a large and muscular bigfoot. " Bro saw mothman thought it was bigfoot

Cats rock

tbh clarissa explained NONE of this

I need everyone to know I upgraded my cock

heard loud pained noises from the kitchen partner (35m) knelt on one of the zippers on his goth pants while putting away groceries

My middle school read partway through The Outsiders and then act out what might happen if Johnny stood trial. We had to audition for parts and apply to be lawyers. I'm thinking this was 6th grade, and out of the whole grade (120ish kids) there was a team of four defense lawyers and 4 prosecution.

Heard a commotion in the kitchen. Vinnie was accounted for. Walked into the kitchen to find Heather. Me: are you causing a ruckus? Heather: *LOUD MEOW* *chomps a leaf I tracked in*

The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

A video game streamer I enjoy played Limbo for the first time recently and the VOD is just delightful youtu.be/quo1FjjCJaA?...

NEW: Iowa Women's Soccer to host South Dakota State in the NCAA Tournament - Hawkeyes hosting a tournament game for the third consecutive season - The Summit League Champ Jackrabbits will visit Iowa City MORE⚽️: www.on3.com/teams/iowa-h...

It's important to let the Senators who voted "no" know that you support them, too.

My nonprofit board meeting just adjourned with an "All in favor?" that was met with "aye - and go Pack go"

Thirtysomething nightmare: I can't take more headache pills yet

So I know the Edmund Fitzgerald has become a bit of a meme in recent years, people love the song (correctly) and it's a huge deal in the Great Lakes. But as someone who grew up in northern Michigan in the 80s, I thought you all might find it interesting to hear about how it affected us.

Pro Tip: When you're incredibly frustrated by politics but it's the middle of the night so you can't organize a march or blow up lawmakers' phones, it is more healthy to get off social media and watch a movie or play a game or otherwise just do something to try and improve your mood rather than stew

As an app we really need to get back to blocking and moving on.

Currently at $514/4500 Thank you so much to everyone who can/has donated and shared. Time is running out and we probably won't make our goal, but I'm not giving up hope

Democrats Always Sell Out

Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542 Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224 King (ME) 202 224-5344 Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324 Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152 Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521 Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841 Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451 Masto (NV) 202 224-3542 Warner (VA) 202 224-2023

Whatever state you are in, call your Senators RIGHT NOW. Repeat tomorrow. No deal without healthcare. (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️☎️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

I'd like to see YOU eat two frozen pizzas in two days

"They're putting me in the electric chair that turns you gay" is a perfectly timely shitpost for 2025, and here it is in a cartoon from 1932. youtu.be/21I17__MSTw?...

My last real day off was 10/28 and I have a couple things I SHOULD do today but I really do not want to

*Anthony Keidis voice*

This is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day youtu.be/QMNkDZaoqls?...

This is the opposite of what I want in a shopping experience. Leave me alone I am a horrible little rat scurrying through your store trying to escape notice.

Tío: explore this article The quotes and replies: I can't even process the headline

This horrible man woke me up several times last night and FOR WHAT.

Greg Davies is trying to kill me

If you press “Play” on Gordon Lightfoot’s “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald at 11:47:16 am tomorrow, the song will end exactly at the moment 50 years after the ship sunk on November 10, 1975.

I'm not the biggest ray of sunshine and positivity on earth, but some of you are so addicted to your aggressive doomerism it reads as cowardice. It's very easy to snap at everyone you meet - you never have to wonder what the outcome of an interaction will be if you're always hateful and unlikeable.

I'm gonna get two more meals and a snack out of the chickpeas so I'm like WHICH BEAN NEXT

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Huge pet peeve of mine is when I say something like "I don't like this piece of media" and someone decides to tell me that my taste is wrong because it's good. It's not a "you need to try harder" situation if my taste is different from yours. I didn't even say it was bad, I said it was not my thing.

Putting this back out there because it's halfway to the goal

"The middle of the country" Jim Kirk is from Iowa. The "middle of the country" wrote, starred in, and directed Star Trek. The elitism here is so stinky.