just a chorus of non-Brits from the Americas and the global south being like "listen, we do not even like you but we're concerned you're going to kill your nan if you don't start putting AC in more buildings" and Brits being like MY NAN LIVED FREW THE BLITZ SHE'LL BE FINE 'ERE INNIT

DSA candidates winning elections are NO different from the Tea Party except for the substance of their specific policy positions, the organic popularity of many of those ideas, the general attitude that the government exists to serve the public good, the fact that one group was exclusively losers--

When you're a Behind the Bastards listener and news about the Zizians drops:

My therapist every time I pay my copay:

this is a great illustration of one of the fundamental insights of democracy — that there is no such thing as "the people" and that majorities are elusive and ever shifting. no election, no decision, is final and treating an election as a final decision is profoundly undemocratic.

This one definitely would have gone in the museum of twitter video that @jakechristie.bsky.social just made.

Two years after Darializa Avila Chevalier took part in the Gaza solidarity encampment at Columbia University, she is now set to represent the district in which the university is located in Congress.

I’m just glad Rudy Giuliani isn’t alive to see his beloved New York City embrace communism, it would break his heart

How can you parody these people? It’s impossible.

250 years later, the Innits still can’t win in Massachusetts.

1774 🤝 2026 An uninspiring visit to Norfolk County by the English

Cheer loud as you jeered!

RIP to La Unica on Central, we never knew how good we had it.

Not endorsing their politics, but the 3% "Not sure" are probably a decent hang

"I saw a comment saying the U.S. is the only country in the World Cup without universal health care and I was like nahhh no way that's accurate 2 minutes on the World Wide Web later THE UNITED STATES IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT UNIVERSAL INSURANCE" <bitter laughter>

Appropriately this was reported on by a journalist from “Hell Gate”.

obviously the worst part about this is that she thought this was a fun thing to share and not a deep secret to take to her grave.

Hey yall know these Chat GPT flyers all look the same right? Like i'm already going to throw whatever flyer you hand me in the trash but ill throw this one at you.

We have a new entry in the climate dictionary under “irony”

Benetti is the best

FUCK

I actually think this bears repeating: Our Director of National Intelligence was just shown to *literally be taking secretive orders about what precisely to do and say in politics* from a scary cult leader in Hawaii And it wasn’t even front-page news How am I supposed to react to this?

i don't really know how "the government is sending deportees to dangerous countries on purpose to imprison or kill them" is not a bigger story

MIL sent my wife home with a care package for me of lamb biryiani, sail bhaji, gobi, Chicken Manchurian and a bunch of paratha and I'm high as hell feasting like a mf right now. Let's go, let's watch some soccer

What did @regimecpa.bsky.social know?

Parallel parking isn’t even difficult anymore now that the cars all have backup cameras. Like is it even parallel parking if you don’t have to turn around and put your right hand on the back of the passenger seat headrest?

I'm still lowkey annoyed no one wanted to buy ANY of the pitches I submitted for this race bc what do you MEAN there's no interest in a cultural analysis of military pageantry in motorsport in light of [gestures at everything]

i think the reflecting pool has gone from “haha what a dumb ass” to “appointing a horse to the senate” level of story here

I hope something good happens to you today.

Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads, the Pops, the Paw Paws, Grand-Dads, Uncles, Step-Dads, and other Fathers Figures. Y’all are needed, y’all are appreciated, and most of all y’all are Loved. Keep being the dope ass ppl you are.

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

What I’ve always loved about this event is, yeah, only like 8 sides have a real shot at winning it, but EVERY team has an opportunity to exceed expectations and make their country intensely proud

⚡️THE NEW ADVICE KING!!!! *Nashville’s progressive drone policing?!?!?!* 🤬🤬🤬🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤮

ROLL DAMN WEST AFRICAN TIDE

Hirō Isono (1945-2013) Japanese artist who had a love for trees 🌳

turkey had a one man advantage for almost and hour + got like a minute of extra stoppage time on top of the 7 mins and still couldn’t score. them boys gotta head to the airport NOW forget the hotel

Remember, Gillibrand's son worked his internship at A16Z — the same firm that hired a man as a partner solely on the basis that he strangled one of Senator Gillibrand's constituents to death.

🥹🥹🥹🥹 Fuck the Police God bless these people

A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.

Tear this whole fucking thing down to the studs

Australia facts 1. Fought war against emus and lost (respectable) 2. Use c-word unproblematically (mystifying) 3. Natasha Bedingfield (unwritten) 4. Too comfy with native fauna (relatable) 5. Are on smoko (leave them alone)

Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.

You deserve to exist, you deserve to be alive, the world is 20x greater with you on it.

I curated a (mostly) exhaustive list of Juneteenth celebrations across the country. Chances are there’s one near you!

I just can’t even

Someone should be holding a gofundme for this man #booksky #occult #booklover #antiques #rarebooks

Everything is intertwined. Everything. I can't believe we're still so stuck on not acknowledging this so many years later. The A.I., the surveillance, the data centers, the cop cities, the tech companies, all of them are connected, which means all the victims are connected. Everyone.

villain announces that he plans to give every child on the planet brain damage. batman you need to get this guy. he looks like the ghost of scott adams, go do combos on him

Do you snore pretty lady? Yes Do I care? Absolutely not.