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The wise @butchface.bsky.social said it best last night: I wouldn’t trade the 2025 Blue Jays for the entire Dodgers roster. That’s why the outcome, and the details of how it unfolded, of last night’s game don’t sting as much as they otherwise might to me.

Me on November 1st: I’m so glad the season is over! Me on November 2nd: Only 103 days until pitchers and catchers report!

2025 was the most fun I’ve ever had watching baseball. Great season.

Man, I just can’t be mad about anything having to do with that season. One of the most fun of my life.

The Ern Dog is a golden retriever having the best day of his life

Ernie Clement has paid for a beer for the last time. #BlueJays

Sliding into your DMs

Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter

Shohei Ohtani was in disbelief on Bo Bichette's home run😳🤯

Maybe Ohtani didn't take enough time to warm up

DON'T NEED KNEE CARTILEGE TO HIT DINGERS!!!!!!

They don't hold the clock for a catcher who makes the last out and then has to put on a full suit of armour in 2 minutes

Jays in 7!

Captain Clutch. @Pou29 🐐🇨🇦 #WANTITALL

Just wanna pour my heart out a bit about how this Blue Jays team was built on guys consistently getting taken down a peg, forced into uncomfortable circumstances, and coming out the other side.

I tried. Beaks are hard.

THE BLUE JAYS CAN WIN THE WORLD SERIES ON FRIDAY! SAY IT OUT LOUD!

A note to Canadian parents: It’s Game 6 on Friday, so Halloween is over at 7:30 pm this year. If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.

Last summer, Trey Yesavage was still pitching in college. Tonight, he pitched seven innings of one-run, three-hit ball on the road at Dodger Stadium in Game 5 of the World Series. He becomes the first pitcher ever to strike out 12 and walk zero in a World Series game.

Rename all of Dundas Street “Yesavage St” & it would be the least controversial Toronto thing this decade.

Imagine putting up THAT performance in the WORLD SERIES in front of SANDY KOUFAX???!!!!!

Yes, yes, show me all the sad celebrities

Fuck yeah! (Baseball).

Hang it in the National Gallery of Canada.

People who complain about bandwagoners just aren’t having enough fun. I love baseball and all my friends suddenly caring about baseball too just means I get to make more people understand why I love it so much.

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Going to buy full size chocolate bars to give to kids dressed up as Blue Jays.

Jonas Brothers hit by pitch

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

GUYS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

The more I consider it, this chant was a masterpiece 1. MLB fans generally can't string together anything more complicated than "Go Team Go" so an original, organic, relevant full sentence from 40,000 people is like, Indie Wrestling level impressive 2. Up by 7, I mean... It's demonstrably true!

Dead.

“Hey, me and the boys saw you from across the bar and we’d like to talk to you about the Jays’ 11-4 World Series Game One win.”

They won the Snell game.

Bullpen Chris Bassitt 🫡🫡🫡

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk: - 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi - basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing - each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

Blue Jays in the 6th: walk single HBP single walk single forceout grand slam single flyout home run flyout Alejandro Kirk and Vladdy hug

That's the sound of 50 million Americans realizing the Jays are a real fucking baseball team

legit question: do you think we see kiké hernandez pitch tonight

TEAM NINE GUYS WHO WILL ANNOY YOU TO BASEBALL DEATH 2k25!!!!!

EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL STARTS WITH ALEJANDRO KIRK

Trey Yesavage fast facts: - the Iraq War has been going on for his entire life - Michael Jordan has been retired his entire life - LeBron James has been in the NBA his entire life - he just went 1-2-3 and struck out the greatest baseball player of all time to begin Game 1 of the World Series

Fuck yeah - 3 up, 3 down. This kid’s tough as nails.

Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year: - Fort Myers Mighty Mussels - Clearwater Threshers - Tri-City Dust Devils - Hartford Yard Goats - the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason

Okay this is top class from Jays fans. Some things are bigger than baseball and while this is going to be a chaotic week ahead, I’m glad we can all come together to help each other and nothing but the best vibes and wishes to Alex and Kayla right now.

Also included thoughts on how awesome Blue Jays fans are for donating to Seattle Children's Hospital after they defeated the Mariners in the ALCS, and for donating to Dodgers charities now to rally around Vesia. Thinking I may belong in Canada.

What everybody doing tonight?

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