“It's not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. For me it's the same as if you bought a cow, or a refrigerator, and then asked me where you're going to put them.” — Mayor of Pontevedra, Spain (re-elected 6 times)

These two are now teammates I love baseball

Doesn’t seem like @pitchingninja.com shared this video here, so here’s a video of his Yesavage/Rogers overlay

Samuel L. Jackson reading "Go The Fuck To Sleep" (might be more than a decade, don't remember)

It's meant to be

George Springer 💥 HOMER! 🏠 Off Hunter Gaddis | 8 inning | June 24, 2025 Pitch: 4-Seam Fastball 94 mph (2326 rpm) Hit: 109.7 mph | 421 ft | 34°

Biff Poggi is the most Biff Poggi looking man to ever Biff Poggi

1000 were for hate-reading, 200 for creepy old media men trying to get into the on-deck circle.

Only 1200 people bought a copy, but everyone who did started a Substack.

And Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was the most viewed Baseball Reference player page in every Canadian province and territory this year. 🇨🇦

Brought the POP 💪 Hitting Coach David Popkins is Baseball America's 2025 @MLB Coach of the Year!

Behind The Ceans 👀 Goodnight, #BlueJays Fans 💙

Remembering Some Food Sugar Smacks (later renamed Honey Smacks), and the mascot Dig'Em.

George Bell LF-DH-RF Debut: 1981 - Retired: 1993 TOR - CHC - CHW

CHART: Winners by sport of the Northern Star Award for the Canadian athlete of the year as voted on by Canadian sportswriters, 1980-present

so apparently no matter the start time, the raptors peak around 8:30pm ET

Santa is here to respect the Cup

NBA Cup swag

John Schneider, reflecting on the 2025 World Series, says he’s very proud of his team but adds: “I’ll think about it until the day I leave this earth” “Every time I go down a rabbit hole, I end up in a new rabbit hole”

Hildeby is up to a .936 Sv% on the season. He has only allowed 3 goals during regular play on 110 shots for a .973 Sv% across his last 5 gp going back to Nov 22nd.

Airport pull-up bar becomes laundry rack, 2 weeks after promises from weird old man that "we'll totally use this every day".

The ad agencies who are producing this sludge should be blacklisted by all of the unions representing human actors and human film industry trades. History will remember you as scabs to the human race.

can report that Adam Lind is here at the Winter Meetings – still has great things to say about Toronto & seemed to be in good spirits!

Asked about Kyle Tucker, Atkins declined to get into the weeds on free agency. Asked about Bo Bichette, Atkins noted Bichette's "incredible impact on this organization." Can he say when Jays last spoke to Bo? "I can but I'm not going to."

Screw the brown Bruins-ish bear, I made Carleton

Bonjour! 🥲

"the best hitting second baseman in baseball would be a good fit on a lot of teams who would be happy to have him" is my least favorite form of non-reporting

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

Tom Hicks was the quintessential private equity sports owner. He bought the Stars, the Texas Rangers, and Liverpool FC, loaded them up with debt, pissed off stakeholders, and either sent the teams to bankruptcy or was run out of town on a rail. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

I'd like to thank Uncle Tao and Google Translate for this amusing French cussing lesson. Each time I rearranged the individual words, I got different cusses.

I am curious how these people would react if they realized how low global opinion is of Americans who support this insanity, and their 'being caught up in something that's very detrimental to society'... Do they think *they* deserve to be executed over it?

🧵 On 6 December 1989 a man entered a mechanical engineering classroom at Montreal’s École Polytechnique with a semi automatic weapon. Separating women and men, he shot the women, screaming, “You are all feminists” 14 women were murdered. Today we remember their names and not his.

The Blue Jays have been awarded the Smuckers Uncrustables World Series trophy.

Adventures in home-made yogurt: - didn't want to waste some soon-to-expire cream - yogurtized it - Greek-yogurtized it (strained it) - ACCIDENTALLY MADE CREAM CHEESE. IT'S PHILLY. IT'S AMAZING.

“The Philadelphia Phillies first baseman had his blood cleaned by an unlicensed physician” is a believable news story in 2025 and 1905

Turn the strobe lights back on. This Raptors-Hornets game is asleep.

In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.

Can athletes just go back to steroids instead of all this snake oil?

USA facing POC sounds about right

hell yes

This is good fun. I laughed so hard I cried. (Or maybe I just cried.)

It’s not even winter yet and I’m already fed up

There's been 7 game-winning buzzer beaters this season & the Lakers have two of them.

I have what might be considered an irrational hatred of the sparkle jacket guy. Get that garbage outta here.

Fun fact: LeBron James has won 46 games against the Raptors, most all-time. He also hasn't lost in Toronto since March 14, 2019.

The FIRST player to wear Number 84 in Blue Jays history: Dylan Cease 🔥

A hearty Mazel Tov to Josh Naylor, who had a great year with Arizona and Seattle, helping get #Mariners within an historic George Springer dinger of their first-ever World Series appearance! The Mississauga native hit .295 with 20 HR and a career-high 128 OPS+ and stole 30 bases in 32 tries!

Cease-ons Greetings ❄️ #HoliJays Today's Prize: A Dylan Cease jersey and player autograph package!

Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.