Send Fleming back to Buffalo. Let Buffalo send him to Narnia for all I care.

Fleming is coughing up a furball

It's okay, we've got the bats to get that back, right? RIGHT!?

Juice guy behind the plate, this really feels like a rematch now

Max Scherzer looks like an old man. An old man that really wants to just throw up in peace.

Alcohol abuse

This your president. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Okay, now, from the windows to the walls, THIS is a Skeet.

No one likes you, Dodger fans. Y'all are just a crunchy granola version of Yankee fans that think anything below 78 degrees requires a puffer jacket.

it also has this one

It would be easier if the NHL changed the name of the "too many men on the ice" penalty to "Mantiply"

Voth is German for Little

Leaf fans have wanted Bruce Boudreau brought on board. I say bring him in, as Patrick Roy's assistant.

No waffle houses, but I've teleported to couches feeling like Scott Bakula

Dumb fucking fucks

On the way to Tarn! 60/6000 - 60/1500

These idiots are gonna eliminate the Kings from handing them a higher draft pick tonight. I can feel it.

Man, first it was the F-15E, then it was the 2 Blackhawks hit, plus the A10 Warthog, now this! Team Russia is having a day!!!

Now that Artemis II has launched, we have 9 days to get every person on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can pull off something absolutely hilarious when the astronauts return.

🚨LATEST: The American F-15E pilot who was rescued after his plane was downed over Iran was recovered by two U.S. military helicopters. The search continues for the second crew member. The helicopter carrying the recovered pilot was hit by small arms fire, wounding crew members. It landed safely.

Happy Angine de Poitrine Vol.II day to all those that celebrate. To everyone else, go on with your regular Friday.

I'm just gonna walk through the kids' playroom in the dark, and...

not very

Dirty boy, Damo!

Cartoon by @guyvenables.bsky.social

Let's all point and laugh at the corpo-chud

Braxis of manzevil

Thanks to all Canadian doctors, fighting for our rights as Canadians to public Healthcare.

Why is Pillar pretending to play the piano? Is that a distraction tactic? Does he think he's Cherry?

John, why didnt you tell Vladdy to smoke a homer there?

Okay, Jays fans. I'm a Little worried

Wait, Jeff Hoffman is good?

Gaus with 8 K's in 5 innings. Just rolling like he never took a break.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Congratulations to Woodbridge, Ontario. You can sleep, horn free tonight.

Gas Prices

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

I keep hearing Leaf fans saying "Chris Pronger", but all I hear is "Crisp, Wronger".

Tiger Woods’ Liver Photographed Crawling Out Of Golfer After Crash https://theonion.com/tiger-woods-liver-photographed-crawling-out-of-golfer-after-crash/

"Hey, my eyes are up here!"

Leafs are now looking for a new GM, eh? Good. Can't wait to hate their next loser, too.

It's like Bichette never left the infield.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

BREAKING: Israel has confirmed its soldiers will not be joining the US in the ground invasion of Iran, due to the concern that they would have to fight grown men, rather than unarmed women and children

Be...eer?

We can, and we will!

The tail says "OK", but I think it's lying.