Lucky there's Antifa Guy! Lucky there's a man who, Positively can do, All the things to make the Nazis fucking cry! He's. An. Ti. Fa. Guuuuuuy!

He does this every Friday the 13th.

May you all find your final girl (or boy) today, to spend Valentine's Day with tomorrow!

This is totally based on the Ottawa Senators.

This is how you capitalize on your competitors punching themselves in the dick!

He has more dignity than all IOC together.

McDavid banks one in off the toilet seat!

Mike Johnson: "Let's see Macaulay get dumped in the corner one more time!" The man knows his audience.

This is why you don't bring Habs.

I wonder why no one likes this. 🤔

You are never going to win a battle of wills against someone that willingly jumps on a sled at the top of an ice mountain, and rides that fucker head first. Get fucked IOC.

For the Canadians that want American style healthcare:

Spotted on the London Underground….the Brits don’t miss 🎯!

Is that his death certificate?

Michael de Adder is a national treasure

Happening now: RCMP investigating a shooting at Tumbler Ridge Secondary in northeastern B.C. Police say one suspect has been located dead; "multiple" victims, extent of injuries unknown. Officers still investigating reports of a second shooter.

they pissed off the WeRateDogs guy enough from him to break character to directly tell them off, that's genuinely impressive levels of being an asshole

It's hard to think of him as Mexican when he wears this shit.

Every. Fucking. Word. Perfect.

I'd rather see the Shanghai Dragons hoist the Stanley cup every year than see the Florida Panthers win even one more time.

I just saw Kid Rock being referred to as "Hillbilly Vanilli" and I just 💀

RIP Layne. It's a shame that today, instead of punching Nazis, we elect them.

Is it time for the Titanic to sink?

I think he gives the camera a nod at the end

Get fucked Sideshow Bob

I wonder if SF pays Twitler and Faux Newz to say they're a pee-pee soaked heck-hole to keep the MAGAs away, thus enjoying their city happily.

This would be the case, if Law Enforcement wasn't very obviously ignoring anything/everything that proves that Dear Leader could be suspected of wrongdoing.

With so many Latino ICE agents, I'm surprised they haven't tried staging a family reunion, and then raiding it. "On the ground, Abuela!!"

I can't decide if I want the Canadian team's Home or Away cap.

Do you realize how funny it would be to bully Poilwhatever into a security clearance (attempt), only for all of us to laugh and tell him to get bent anyway?

I just wanna thank Easton for showing me some birthday love. I had no idea how he knew my birthday, or even my general existence.

We need an antagonistic comedian, specializing in roasting to be smuggled into the Whitehouse press pool. Have them hammer him on this, then just keep interrupting his responses with pig noises. Biggliest rage stroke ever!

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

This is real, and it’s located near Tesla’s flagship London store in Tottenham.

Fuck, now pop punk-rock is woke? What next? Star Trek!?

Goals

Leafs with only their 2nd 5on3 all year. SN: "NO FAIR!!"

Cuthbert: "Neither team can buy one" *puck in the net

If he refuses and they issue an arrest warrant, he can't ever go back there again. It would ultimately make France the coolest place to be in the world. The parties they'd have while he's stuck playing "pin the tiny stache on the fürer" with Kanye in Diddy's oil pit.

The only Big Beautiful Bill in my eyes!

His only redeeming quality is his reluctance to "reply-all".

My birthday's in August.

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When he pulls out the baby powder, you're about to be slapped!

I’m going to frame this and send it to Pierre as a ‘Congrats On Being Retained’ gift.