Lindsey Graham is creepily eyeballing Charlie Kirk's neck hole, and you're laughing?

My heart goes out to the male SWs of DC that relied on that income. I hope you guys find another patron that won't work to make your existence illegal.

These were suppose to be lessons not the play book

Remember when we all said that the US was gonna be shitting themselves over a lack of food oversight? A fucking toad a so!

I need to go play Assassin's Creed Valhalla about this.

No Fucking Way!!!

Me, receiving your idiotic work order full of spelling mistakes.

Hey Doger fans, good thing those Dogers won the world series, eh?

finally found an original, uncropped version of that one meme

This is perfect.

BlueSky was made for this guy

Drag that fat fuck.

Vladdy homered? Did they accidentally put the shortstop in the stands?

...aaaand they're spent

WELCOME BACK QUILLER!!!

Ottawa Senators fans are still not taking the Brady Tkachuk news well.

Pred Card

They're gonna blame this on Canada, just like when they did this at the Whitehouse in 1814.

News In Photo:

Michael Oliver? Must not be related to the greatest Canadian superhero of all time, Russell Oliver.

Bwahahahahargentina

Ernest finds his kidneys

Aaron Lewis is the whiniest of all the American Nicklebacks.

Oh No!!!!!!!

Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows

Croooooooaaaatiaaaaaaa

Men's Soccer players

This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it (TT: jesskoselke)

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens https://bit.ly/4eTxZ8V

DU! DUHAIME! DUHAIME, MENSCH!

Hey, we got another Guy LeDude!

🇨🇦 HAPPY CANADA DAY! 🇨🇦

Omg that didn't take long...

Ever try to show someone something, but they just don't ever seem to grasp it? They fumble the concept constantly, so badly, in fact that you have to show them one more time how to do it? Raptors/Leafs

So let's see if I have this right. Gavin's parents are Krystal and Willy McKenna. Willy and Krystal.

L1+R1 King

It's little league night, tonight.

Is Vladdy able to hit anywhere but to the shortstop?

Springer indapark Dinger?

What the fuck kind of elbow rehab fractures your back!?

Fucking Finally!

Flopping works?