Halloween costume acquired!

Good. I like that their military contracts are going to nepo-hires. A fair bidding process would lead to operational and deadly drones.

#BlueJays #WorldSeries Jays pump up video!

This is the worst thing I've ever seen. Insomniac, I swear to all that's holy, Hell will not hide you from the hordes of fans coming for you if you use any of this kind of slop in Wolverine. I know, because I will lead this horde.

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown." Source: old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

Canada right now:

Has Colten Ellis ever tasted the blade of his own defenseman?

Word for word, that was my 8th grade report card comments.

Officer Token?

He sure wop bop a loo bop a lop bammed that guy, right in the boom. Is that gay, too?

I love these ice time banners that remind us just how long these idiots have been chasing the puck in their own zone.

Mcmann is on a McMission tonight.

Nylander, wow. Maccelli owes Willy one there.

Go to their crease. Show Stolarz that you've got his back.

Hoping the boards will hold him up.

Instead of invasive knee surgeries, have doctors tried therapy? Seems all you have to do is have the patient hit a go-ahead homerun to send their team to the World Series, and it clears all inflammation. Full range of motion with a lack of pain. He's cured!

I don't hear any trash cans.

I just wanna say, to all of Seattle... ...this is for running Stolarz, bitches!

Vladdy cryin', now I'm cryin'. Aw, shucks.

HE GOT HIM!!! WORLD SERIES!!!

Ding ding fuckers

VarShow!

Throw at a batter, get tossed from the game. Throw at a baserunner, he's out.

If you're American and angry that your Whitehouse is being demolished, take comfort in knowing that the contracting company doing the work won't ever be paid in full, if at all.

Seattle mERRORners

DumpHim

Ernie, trippin' balls

5 Ks, 2.2 innings in. Amazing what happens when the ump counts the whole strike zone.

Let's go Vladdy. Big AB

BatsBloodScream?

Trump is gonna swear he had a 6" penis before the sniper took 4" off.

Wordle 1,583 2/6 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I'm sure Brad has learned his lesson.

JOHN TAVARES 🚨 500 POINTS AS A LEAF!

Never make him captain again. He's better without it.

Old guy take here, but back in my day, the other goalie goes at your guy, you should be flying across the ice (don't touch the red line, never touch the red line) and grab him. Daccord looks soft here.

Stolie's mad

Rough play from Mo there.

Hey Bruins, do you take returns?

Ref rule # 67: Don't be a Toronto Maple Leaf. Ref Rule # 67(a): As a Leaf, if you ever show up a ref, you will not get a favourable call for the foreseeable future.

Worst. Powerplay. EVER.

Watching Berube talking to the refs as a Leaf coach makes me laugh. He had no idea how bad it was gonna be here, did he.