If you think he cares about gas prices, housing costs, home electricity costs, inflation, no jobs, troops getting killed, grocery prices, health care costs, or anything else that would improve the lives of most Americans, you are wrong.

Why does Trump's hand look like a catcher's mitt?

CVS is trying to charge $16 for an 11-oz. bag of ground Dunkin' Donuts coffee. I'm sorry, what?

Schultz: S Geno Stone to sign a 1-year deal with the Bills.

Every episode of 'The Pitt' is either medically graphic or an emotional gut punch.

Pelissero: DB C.J. Gardner-Johnson to sign a 1-year deal with the Bills.

The Buffalo Bills are signing former Miami Dolphins DE Bradley Chubb, sources tell The Athletic. Chubb, who was recently released, will be staying in the AFC East.

Bam Adebayo really just dropped 83 points on some random Tuesday. That's the second-most points in a game in NBA history, behind only Wilt Chamberlain. Did not see that coming!

Baltimore losing out on Maxx Crosby could potentially make them pursue Trey Hendrickson now, who Buffalo had inquired about.

Maxx Crosby did not pass his physical today, per sources. The Ravens get their first-round picks back.

Unless he's on the Staten Island Ferry (which he clearly isn't), it bothers me how close the Statue of Liberty is in the background of these Liberty Mutual commercials.

The Bills have reached agreement with TE Dawson Knox on a three-year extension, per sources.

These Facebook ads are wilding. 🤣

This ad keeps showing up on my Facebook feed for some skincare product. 🤣💦

The Ravens lost their all-pro punter and all-pro center. They signed a guard who didn't grade well last year to low end starter money. They lost a versatile DL in Dre'Mont Jones. They don't have a first rounder. They're a Crosby injury away from a total mess. Probably worth the swing though.

Reggie Gilliam to the Patriots is 🤮, but I guess I'm cool with it because it means the Bills might actually be changing the offense this year.

One of my favorite Seinfeld moments. 🤣

Trade summary: Raiders get - CB Taron Johnson, 7th-round pick Bills get - 6th-round pick

The cheapest regular-sized bag of coffee at the supermarket today was $9.99, and that was ON SALE! How the hell is the average American getting by?

The mental gymnastics people go through to vote for no new wars and then get excited by them sounds exhausting.

My wife and daughter have fallen into 'The Great British Bake Off' vortex.

I'm a little high at IKEA, but this image has me tripping because the player looks like both a Buffalo Bill and a New England Patriot.

Blast from the past at the library. Couldn't have made it through English Literature in high school without these books.

Trump threatening Iran with "complete destruction" really makes me worry he'll drop a nuke. I wouldn't put it past his crazy ass.

"The vagina cleans itself. It's like a Roomba." #Shrinking #AppleTV

#TIL that Taylor Dearden, who plays Dr. Melissa King on 'The Pitt,' is Bryan Cranston's daughter. #HBOMax

Getting into arguments on Instagram with dummies that say this is technically not a war so Trump didn't break any promises. The way they delude themselves really makes me understand how Hitler got away with so much.

My 8-y/o daughter has been playing Bad Bunny in the shower a lot ever since the Super Bowl halftime show.

BREAKING: The Baltimore Ravens are finalizing a trade to acquire 5-time Pro Bowl pass rusher Maxx Crosby from the Las Vegas Raiders for two first-round picks, sources tell The Athletic.

My daughter has earned another Perfect Attendance and Punctuality Award at school. Maybe she'll grow up to be like me and have mini anxiety attacks when she's late for anything.

I hate leftovers in the fridge so I've started getting stoned before every big meal to make sure it's all gone in one sitting.

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Wonder what this guy would think of the current war if he was still alive. 🤔

The Bills intend to release nickel cornerback Taron Johnson, per a league source, and it will be a pre-June 1 cut. Important distinction. Creates $1.905 million of cap space with Buffalo absorbing $9.503 million in dead money, per Over the Cap.

BREAKING: The Chicago Bears are finalizing a trade to send WR D.J. Moore to the Bills, sources tell The Athletic.

#CurrentlyReading #Booksky #Booksky📚 #EverybodyLoses #Sports #Gambling #DannyFunt

The Patriots releasing Stephon Diggs makes me nervous that they're going to be all in on A.J. Brown now. It's one diva for another, but still.

They renamed it the Department of War and MAGA supporters are still doing mental gymnastics to say we aren't at war with Iran. 🤣

Just like every year, I'll be there!

It's just a "foreign entanglement."

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I'm at the office today and not a single person has talked about the Iran war. Like we have normalized this craziness.

It's hard to focus on work during war.

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How long before Trump gets all cocky and actually invades Greenland?

The Islanders hit the jackpot with this guy. 🙌🏻 #LighthouseHockey

Our country's location on this planet allows us to attack countries in the eastern hemisphere with little fear of repercussions against the continental U.S. (outside of terrorism down the line). Makes you wonder how aggressive we would be if we were anywhere near the Middle East.

There's something about smoking a joint and looking up at the moon. Blows my mind that there's a ball of rock just floating in the sky.

Donald Trump is a real life version of Peacemaker. 🤣