“Put that on the news.” Fuck yes.

Baseball is fun again so I’m back

GEORGE I LOVE YOU

FROGS TOGETHER STRONG is fucking incredible

Buck Martinez forever

In the spring of 1981, the Brewers were very close to trading Buck Martinez to the Yankees, but they were in the same division and the deal never happened. That May, he was traded to the #BlueJays and thought: "Oh, fuck, that's the best they could do?" Wrong then, never since.

Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke and da Yankees lose

"Start spreading the news, bitches!"

NATHAN MF LUKES

Vlad will haunt them for generations

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

VLAD IS A FUCKING DEMON I LOVE IT

I’m at a bar to watch jays-yanks, forgetting it’s TRIVIA TUESDAY hahahahah

11 appearances 8 innings 12 hits 11 runs (9 earned) 8 walks 7 strikeouts 1-4, 1 blown save 10.13 ERA since Treinen's hat nonsense.

hitting us with the tariffs and we hit you with 11-0 in the 4th

This game is certified bananas

Jays’ run differential finally in line with their fun differential

I REPEAT

Macho Man Trey Yesavage

ERNIE CLEMENT FOREVER

feeling less pukey about it today go JAYS

Calling it now: If there is one thing on this big ol' green planet Earth worse than dick-wagging, cigar-chomping, "27 rings" Yankees fans; it is sensitive, underdog, "no one believes in us" Yankees fans

WHAT NOW PYTHAGORAS

I am enjoying the blue jays play postseason baseball

Yankees paid tribute to Charlie Kirk? Well the Blue Jays have Alejandro Kirk.

Russ and Edwin 💙 REUNITED 🦜🇨🇦 #WANTITALL

I like my bases like I like the gun in my mouth during sex: loaded. I wrote this before the hit, so I have to post this unfortunately.

Wearing this tomorrow I think

Vlad came to PLAY

I’m gonna barf

Locked In. #WANTITALL

Does this count as Postseason Baseball

(Guy from Lethbridge who is terrified of going into downtown Toronto because he read on Rebel News that the city has fallen to roving antifa gangs) "the Blue Jays are Canada's team baby"

i keep saying this but what i hate most about the ezra kleins of the world is their insistence is that politics is about messaging and triangulating. its never about offering a compelling vision of the world, its about trying desperately to capitulate to whatever moment we are in

Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.

Serotonin was found

I’m taking credit for that slam

September baseball: searching for Serotonin

GEEEEEOOOOORRRRGEEEE

DON’T CALL HIS NAME ALEJANDROOOOO

Surely the generation that witnessed JFK, RFK, MLK and Malcolm X all shot to death within a 5-year span from 1963-1968 is not the one saying that 2025 is an unprecedented new climate of political violence like never before

Raiding homeless encampments is a form of political violence, btw.

I don't know how to adequately convey this point: We should not be permanently stuck in the 'things are about to pop off' terror phase, but should be in the 'already preparing for what is inevitably coming' phase.

Sadly, the mass shooting at that school today is going to get swallowed up by the death of a man who had no sympathy for them.

Me living by the sword: Swords rule Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh