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Sandy Brondello is a perfect hire for an expansion franchise, especially with Portland going with some dude who has never coached in the W before

I really do feel that way. And it’s not bc they’re my guys as I’d probs swap the Leafs for like…a bunch of teams. 🫠 The 2025 Jays were an absolutely perfect group of guys. I’ll love them forever. I wish so much they could have gotten one more hit but I wouldn’t trade them for the team that did.

The Dodgers have needed deeply uncommon events to win their games. The Jays have just had to win regular baseball games. Let’s win one more regular baseball game tonight. Jays in 7.

They get up off the mat. That’s what the Jays do.

You know what, I’ve actually had just about my fill of baseball, so imo the 2025 MLB season should end tonight. Too many people I like at the Dome. Jays gotta win.

Too many people I like at the Dome. Can’t lose. Jays gotta win.

When the Raps made the finals I was overjoyed, but I rued that our chance was coming against a defending champion juggernaut. What a shame, I thought. This year has been pure magic. What could be more magical than LA being our bridesmaid for once. Let them come second for the big prize, this time.

Holy fucking shit

Season can’t end yet. Too many people I like are in the Dome for this one. Jays in 7.

I just can’t have the season end yet. Like what am I supposed to do without my baseball team?? Focus on the Leafs?? The LEAFS?? Come on. Gotta win. Jays in 7.

Absolutely glorious to see a man older than me shove in the ALCS a day after I turned 41. YOU HEAR THAT UNIVERSE. I AM YOUNG.

Baseball :)

I will never ever ever understand bunting with zero out and a man on second. I would wager a line out double play happens REALLY FUCKING RARELY at second, probably way more rarely than a guy getting thrown out at third on a sac bunt when he’s the tying fucking run.

Yankees: one moral victory, Blue Jays: two real victories

No one is EVER ALLOWED to talk about the Varsho trade UNLESS IT’S POSITIVE ever again

Let’s put good thoughts out into the universe, I’ll start: George Springer first pitch leadoff home run at Yankee Stadium

Wow, what a finish. Goddamn I love baseball.

Cathy Englebert is cooked and she should be.

If he got him that’s fucking awesome but I’m not sure he did

if we want bluesky to have the oft-invoked "juice", i need baseball posters to step up this postseason. none of this namby-pamby "we lost but i like your team and im rooting for yall" reddit crap. i wanna see bloodlust and vendettas. i wanna see death threats. i wanna see feral, ape-like hooting

If you don’t own a white panel hat you have until Saturday to rectify that.

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✅ (combined for EXACTLY 8 bWAR) ➖ (this is a push. Healthy year and he does it. And I was right about the OBP) ✅ ❌ ✅ ❌ (good but not that good) ❌ ✅ (lol) ❌ I was .500, but luckily they did a bit better than that 😌

Current #BlueJays broadcaster Buck Martinez (center) celebrates after Toronto defeated the New York Yankees to win their first A.L. East title in 1985. Also in photo: Bill Caudill, Dennis Lamp, Fergie Olver, and Ron Musselman.

In the words of my own Etsy witch earlier this week, “The Jays don’t need six out of six; they need four solid victories, and each win must spark energy that carries into the next.” 5 stars. Had my doubts I shouldn’t have got a witch on sale at 75% off but turns out I got a bargain.

HOW

Canada just absolutely relentless in this rugby match

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

Game 1 starter, no debate.

It feels like Dan has misjudged way more fly outs this year than the previous few years combined

"Okay but is it CONFIRMED confirmed" "Yeah man literally the President of the United States just said so" "No but like, by a reliable source"

Which reporter asked Schneider about filling Bo’s hole. Show yourself.

Feeling about as low as one can feel about a first place team.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Blue Jays pitching machine for AL MVP

So I’ve used the city bikes in Hamilton lots, just tried out Toronto’s yesterday. Hamilton bikes are heavier, gear shifts often are fucked, overall a worse riding experience than Toronto, except for ONE KEY DIFFERENCE: the locking mechanism is ON THE BIKE & thus you can easily report it as broken.

All of these bunts are going to fucking kill me. Loperfido in particular bunting is going to make it a murder suicide type of situation.

Do you know that a one pound bike helmet has to be checked to get into the baseball game but NOT if you have a bag big enough to put it in. I couldn’t just clip it to my shoulder bag. I can’t carry it sprint. Despite weighing less than a beer. Which I am allowed to carry around.

A reminder that prospects are for poor people, and also, any formula for calculating trade value that relies largely on contracts is also for poor people.

If the true key to handling the Blue Jays is being a bad team, why didn’t the Yankees win more games against them? 🧐

I think it’s very fun how “overrated stars taking up too much of the cap” has become “a single one of them is gone and now they won’t make the playoffs”

Vlad sure could make me forget some things today right now

For 500 million dollars you simply can’t be that stupid on the base paths.

If you’re doing the 9 inning challenge do you have to wait until first pitch? Can you start during anthems? Earlier? Where do we stand on this

This is my wife’s first year watching hockey. She’s been a disinterested observer of my suffering for 15 years. But the PWHL got her into it, then Nylander’s charms pulled her into the orbit of the Leafs (I discouraged it, but if she’s watched me all these years and still jumped in? Not my fault)

Just occurred to me that the Sceptres really need to win the Walter Cup this year because once the league expands beyond six teams, they’re fucked.

PP1 immediately turning back into a pumpkin with Reilly slotting back in for Tavares is quite a thing.

The Leafs in potential series clinching games